My last post on strange reviews was about the gal wearing an ankle tracking device.

Here are some more from San Diego (the water has tasted a little strange lately):

Review #1)  When I got into the room she had the TV on and was eating hot cheetos. Her little dog was running around barking up a storm....She reached for a condom and I had to remind her we agreed on bbbj. She said, but I just ate and have all this food in my mouth I wasnt about to let her off that easy so I insisted and she agreed. In the middle of the blow job her dog shit on the carpet and she went to clean it up.

Review #2) I never actually saw a real person. She seemed nice over the phone and sent some extra pictures so made me believe she was real but I never actually saw a person just had my money taken away and then ignored. STAY AWAY. When I got there I was told to deposit the money in a gas cap of the car and then to go upstairs to the room. There was no one up in the room and I never heard from them again

Need to put more effort into your research lol

What do you expect? Kate Upton?  
 

 
Here are some more from San Diego (the water has tasted a little strange lately):  
   
 Review #1)  When I got into the room she had the TV on and was eating hot cheetos. Her little dog was running around barking up a storm....She reached for a condom and I had to remind her we agreed on bbbj. She said, but I just ate and have all this food in my mouth I wasnt about to let her off that easy so I insisted and she agreed. In the middle of the blow job her dog shit on the carpet and she went to clean it up.  
   
 Review #2) I never actually saw a real person. She seemed nice over the phone and sent some extra pictures so made me believe she was real but I never actually saw a person just had my money taken away and then ignored. STAY AWAY. When I got there I was told to deposit the money in a gas cap of the car and then to go upstairs to the room. There was no one up in the room and I never heard from them again.