It's divorce time, so naturally I have to pay my wife's attorney as well as my own.  So I'm writing her a check today and thinking, "I'm paying her to fuck me."  All I can say is, for this amount of dough she'd better be PSE.  With the check I just wrote, I could buy six sessions with a top provider.  Fuck!
OTOH, you know what they say about why divorce is so expensive...
Because it's worth it.

either way..

All jokes aside.

Divorce sucks and not in the good way.
Wishing you the best of luck..

Lol indeed.

definitely not OUR kids.

No..... the really tiny ones are. If they are very wet.