It's divorce time, so naturally I have to pay my wife's attorney as well as my own. So I'm writing her a check today and thinking, "I'm paying her to fuck me." All I can say is, for this amount of dough she'd better be PSE. With the check I just wrote, I could buy six sessions with a top provider. Fuck! OTOH, you know what they say about why divorce is so expensive... Because it's worth it.
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