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You outed me!
WillRobinson 1529 reads
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And this most recently out of the mouth of my grass skirt wearing friend.  

But are they? Let's examine the evidence:

Well, for starters, they win monthly awards here.

They have incredible amounts of free time, wondering out loud what it would be like to have a curling iron jammed up their pooper or putting sexy playlists together to fk their John's by.

Apparently as many as 13 hookers as we speak are getting whisked away by a billionaire in his yacht to Mexico.

Drones are taping them have sex and they have oodles of money to get all types of manicures.

They never, ever negotitate their rates like every other business in America, and Johns are telling them they love them at an alarming rate.

They make hundreds of dollars an hour while they sip the finest champagne, have their feet rubbed and eat the best lobster tail money can buy.

Of course there is the downside of dragging the bag full of gifts to their cars and wondering whether they should really tell IRS about that $300 tip.

Walking the beaches of Bora Bora and skiing in the Alps are just some of the things they describe on their "about me" page.

If the reviews here are to believed they orgasm at a rate fourteen times that of an average civie and they have all built web pages that dictate to low self esteem John's what and where to buy them on their "pamper me" page.

Lastly, but certainly not leastly, lthey have a full squadron of people that are called White Knights who will tell the world how great they are even when they have overslept for the third day in a row and blown off the same trick.

So...are hookers really "regular" people?

The evidence would seem to suggest not.

Thoughts?

hotplants 448 reads
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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 555 reads
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3 / 46

Did you figure out where to put your cum yet?

mojojo 1 Reviews 493 reads
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4 / 46

Just like me, and I'm just your regular average jo, they fake it at work.

escalade1964 65 Reviews 470 reads
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5 / 46

Yes, they are!
Do they live a double life like most hobbyist ?
Yes, they do!

PocoHunter 15 Reviews 448 reads
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You sure sound like as scorned wife, trying to spit in the devil's eye with such a salty post; but much to your dismay, you are correct in your sarcasm: true courtesans are not like regular people, they are much better. I'm not talking about the crack junkies street hookers that barely make it day to day. I'm referring about those drop-dead gorgeous dolls that have the wits to market their skills to the high-rolers. They are in touch with their sexualiy at levels you don't seem to comprehend, and have the body to match, but more importantly, have the right personality to make any man reach Nirvana.

No, there is nothing "regular" about them, they are "extraordinary" people, above and beyond your run of the mill civie girls. They are  versed in the art of love making, and that comes with a price. If every wife and girlfriend had that training and libido, then courtesans would not exist.

Now, stop trolling around and go back to your husband/boyfriend, fuck his brains out like you should, and he won't have any reason or strength to seek anyone else's company, not even for free

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 398 reads
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7 / 46

Hookers are in business to eat /make a living.Hookers mothers,sisters,daugthers.

Dr. joe 32 Reviews 400 reads
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8 / 46

I am a physician and my clients are --like I am-- old. They share their deepest needs and thoughts, we become attached, and they often die.  I am in a special practice where I can spend extraordinary time with my patents. and we get attached. I decide abut pain and often help guide life and death decisions.  
One of my clients built a huge bridge.  Any mistakes would have been a disaster., Another is a judge who has sentenced people to life in prison on occasion.    
The good providers I know offer a level of intimacy which is not unlimited but feels briefly like it is.  They touch lives in ways not unlike the way I do.  The better ones can hook into their clients' feeling and needs.  
We can list professions where people are not like regular people at least when doing their work..
I deeply appreciate the intimacy I have shared with providers.  They have offered a part of their very human selves to me and I have benefitted from the experience.

PocoHunter 15 Reviews 293 reads
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END OF MESSAGE

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 307 reads
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2236707 3 Reviews 418 reads
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11 / 46

Roll drums >>> [ insert joke about who you'd rather be fucked by ]  [ insert joke about overpaid lawyers charging clients for time spent eating shrimp / playing golf ]

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 382 reads
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12 / 46

Instead of the overplayed angle, I'd go: yeaaaah! My lawyer doesn't even look me in the eyes while fucking me over with his outrageous fees. No gfe at all. Ugh 😜

MILFCARESSA See my TER Reviews 540 reads
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I suppose there are ladies on the level you described.  I am a working single mother of several kids.   I work a regular vanilla profession...long hours and exhausting days.  I am a real and down to earth person who is exploring my fantasies along side of my friends who are fulfilling theirs

SoapMactavish 10 Reviews 415 reads
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There's a difference between personal and professional lives.  There's millions of people that live a "regular" (what does that mean anyways?), ordinary life outside of work, but their profession may be out of the norm, uncommon, or luxurious.  A miner, an astronaut, a paleontologist, a senator, or a rich business man.  It's their profession that may be extraordinary.

But when they come home at the end of the day and put their feet up, they are "regular" people.  
Posted By: WillRobinson
And this most recently out of the mouth of my grass skirt wearing friend.  
   
 But are they? Let's examine the evidence:  
   
 Well, for starters, they win monthly awards here.  
   
 They have incredible amounts of free time, wondering out loud what it would be like to have a curling iron jammed up their pooper or putting sexy playlists together to fk their John's by.  
   
 Apparently as many as 13 hookers as we speak are getting whisked away by a billionaire in his yacht to Mexico.  
   
 Drones are taping them have sex and they have oodles of money to get all types of manicures.  
   
 They never, ever negotitate their rates like every other business in America, and Johns are telling them they love them at an alarming rate.  
   
 They make hundreds of dollars an hour while they sip the finest champagne, have their feet rubbed and eat the best lobster tail money can buy.  
   
 Of course there is the downside of dragging the bag full of gifts to their cars and wondering whether they should really tell IRS about that $300 tip.  
   
 Walking the beaches of Bora Bora and skiing in the Alps are just some of the things they describe on their "about me" page.  
   
 If the reviews here are to believed they orgasm at a rate fourteen times that of an average civie and they have all built web pages that dictate to low self esteem John's what and where to buy them on their "pamper me" page.  
   
 Lastly, but certainly not leastly, lthey have a full squadron of people that are called White Knights who will tell the world how great they are even when they have overslept for the third day in a row and blown off the same trick.  
   
 So...are hookers really "regular" people?  
   
 The evidence would seem to suggest not.  
   
 Thoughts?

SamanthaKillington See my TER Reviews 392 reads
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15 / 46

EY IS THE REPRESENTATION OF RECIPROCAL ALTRUISM...  

 nuff said.....

mrfisher 115 Reviews 316 reads
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16 / 46

They are way much better than regular

balljointnut 23 Reviews 343 reads
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17 / 46

The problem comes from the fact that many of them have their heads so far up their own asses that they don't even know what reality is anymore. I would say that the majority are pretty regular peeps, but way to many have been given so much in a short period that they begin believing that they have pussies made of gold.

snaporaz 339 reads
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18 / 46

it's the challenging of BS social norms. Anyone brave enough to do so has my respect.  


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2236707 3 Reviews 407 reads
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The replies kind of maybe seem to miss the OP's joke. He is simply implying skepticism about a lot of the bullshit stories that get posted here; that's all. Doesn't seem to me like he is actually attacking the ladies generically. I don't know his posting history so can't read anything further into this one. So, is it me who is missing something here?

GaGambler 411 reads
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20 / 46

I thought the OP was pretty good, it reminded me of some of the Threads started by our ex mod here, DC. Not quite up to the lofty standards of DC, but still pretty good IMO.

I guess he was too subtle for the posters so far. You pretty much have to hit people here in the head with a hammer for them to "get it" There are always at least "some" people who take a tongue in cheek post literally, today it seems like "some" was replaced with "all".

hbyist+truth=;( 423 reads
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21 / 46

(sarcasm) and start blowing men for a living and you to can live the life of a hooker the way you described it. And then you can come on here and tell us allllll about it...from your real life experience.(/sarcasm)

Tongue in cheek.....

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Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 468 reads
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While the things you mention can and do happen, the average provider does not encounter such things very often.
Bear in mind that there are far more BP type ladies as well as those like me, than the upscale higher-than-average priced women who may actually encounter such treats on a regular or semi-regular basis.  

As a middle-aged, middle-of-the-road, Midwestern escort I like to think I can speak not only for myself, but for the many ladies I've met over my decade or so of providing.  
Posted By: WillRobinson

 Well, for starters, they win monthly awards here.  
First, it's only a small percentage of providers as a whole who even POST here on TER, let alone the few of that lot who wind up winning the monthly popularity contest.  Yes, each Ms. TER gets placement and publicity that cannot be bought, and some free VIP days.  But there's a downside too.  Perhaps not for all ladies, but at least for some.  

Secondly, many businesses give monthly/quarterly/yearly awards for sales, productivity, and customer service satisfaction.  Hardly unique to providers.  :-)
 
Posted By: WillRobinson

 They have incredible amounts of free time, wondering out loud what it would be like to have a curling iron jammed up their pooper or putting sexy playlists together to fk their John's by.
I hate to give away any secrets, but has it occurred to you that posting on TER is a form of marketing?  In other words, posting here can gain new clients.  I've had new clients tell me that they only became interested in meeting me after reading my posts. And I'm guessing I'm not the only one.  
So, these activities ARE part of our work, for many ladies.  Oh, and creating playlists adds to the overall experience, which can lead to more repeat clients.  Again, all part of the "job".  ;-)
 
Posted By: WillRobinson

 Apparently as many as 13 hookers as we speak are getting whisked away by a billionaire in his yacht to Mexico.
Wow, that many?!  Considering there are hundreds in the Chicago area alone, that's not exactly a significant percentage.  
The only time anyone invited me onto his private yacht was for me to fuck his chimpanzee.  
I'm an animal lover, but not an animal LOVER.  LOL.  
 
Posted By: WillRobinson

Drones are taping them have sex and they have oodles of money to get all types of manicures.
Lots of men EXPECT ladies to have manicured nails. So manicures are part of the cost of doing business, IMO.  I keep receipts and turn them all over to my accountant.  
 
Posted By: WillRobinson

They never, ever negotitate their rates like every other business in America, and Johns are telling them they love them at an alarming rate.
Lots of businesses won't negotiate their rates.  My manicurist (since you mentioned such) certainly won't.  Nor will my hairstylist.  My handyman sometimes will, but not always.  Electrician, Heating & Air Conditioning guy, accountant? Nope, nope, and hell no.  I learned the hard way about negotiating: give him an inch, and he'll take the whole menu for $50.    

As to clients professing their love for me?  Well, perhaps I need to polish my skills up a bit, because I haven't had one such declaration this past year. :Sniff, sniff!:  :-(

 
Posted By: WillRobinson

They make hundreds of dollars an hour while they sip the finest champagne, have their feet rubbed and eat the best lobster tail money can buy.
I haven't had anyone bring me a bottle of anything that cost more than $50 in a looooooooong time.  Hell, looking back over this past year,  I can count on one hand the number of gentlemen who brought a bottle at all!  
The only guys who offer foot-rubs are the ones who get off on it.  Sometimes literally.  
Lobster tail?! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! (Oh poor, poor me!!)  :-P

 
Posted By: WillRobinson

Of course there is the downside of dragging the bag full of gifts to their cars and wondering whether they should really tell IRS about that $300 tip.  
 
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  Yeah. right.  Gee, I can't count the number of times I wished I'd brought my wheelbarrow with me to handle all the gifts.  (If I roll my eyes any more, they'll probably roll right out of my head at this point!)
I hope no one actually believes any significant percentage of ladies receives gifts in that sort of quantity.  Or with any frequency.  

 
Posted By: WillRobinson

 Walking the beaches of Bora Bora and skiing in the Alps are just some of the things they describe on their "about me" page.
Some ladies do travel a lot.  Why just this past fall, I went to Kansas City, MO  AND Green Bay, WI!!! Pretty exotic, right???  Lots of regular folks travel frequently, too.  Next time you're on the beach in Bora Bora,  ask every woman there for her overnight rate.  ;-)   I've got a hunch that most of the beach-goers will not be providers.  

 
Posted By: WillRobinson

If the reviews here are to believed they orgasm at a rate fourteen times that of an average civie and they have all built web pages that dictate to low self esteem John's what and where to buy them on their "pamper me" page.  
I am easily orgasmic, which is a real "thing" so I do have more orgasms, more easily & quickly, than most women.  There seem to be a higher percentage of women like me in this business than elsewhere in life.  Perhaps someone should do a study on that.  ;-)

Ah.....now I get it!!!  It's the low-self-esteem-clients buying all these presents!!  Makes so much more sense to me now, as my regular friends certainly don't fit that category.  Note to self: Must market to more browbeaten men!  ;-P
 
Posted By: WillRobinson

 Lastly, but certainly not leastly, they have a full squadron of people that are called White Knights who will tell the world how great they are even when they have overslept for the third day in a row and blown off the same trick.    
 
They do?  I mean, WE do??? ::Looking around for said "squadron"::   Sigh.  
 
Posted By: WillRobinson

   
 So...are hookers really "regular" people?  
   
 The evidence would seem to suggest not.  
   
 Thoughts?
 
This "evidence" of yours speaks only of a very, very small percentage of ladies in this business.

I'm about as regular as it gets.  At least, I am since I gave up dairy. (Bah-dum-bum!)  Sorry, couldn't help myself.  

 
In all seriousness though, I keep a very regular schedule, with a daily routine & "normal business hours".  

So yeah, those are all my thoughts on THAT.  :-P

 
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

 

PS~ Yes, I do realize that much of the OP's words were sarcastic.  Yet, they still mocked providers as a whole, when in fact all "evidence" referred only to the minority.  

Generalizations are all stupid.   (You see what I did there?  Get it??  LMAO!)


-- Modified on 12/12/2015 3:26:45 PM

The_Lies_We_Tell 328 reads
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OP was full of sarcasm. He was poking  fun. People got butt-hurt for no reason.

Posted By: GaGambler
I thought the OP was pretty good, it reminded me of some of the Threads started by our ex mod here, DC. Not quite up to the lofty standards of DC, but still pretty good IMO.  
   
 I guess he was too subtle for the posters so far. You pretty much have to hit people here in the head with a hammer for them to "get it" There are always at least "some" people who take a tongue in cheek post literally, today it seems like "some" was replaced with "all".

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 298 reads
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or, in this case, 'cumming' !!

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 305 reads
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[insert joke about presenting briefs]

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 310 reads
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This post makes me giggle!!!

The_Lies_We_Tell 336 reads
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Posted By: DebbieNoonerGirl
While the things you mention can and do happen, the average provider does not encounter such things very often.  
 Bear in mind that there are far more BP type ladies as well as those like me, than the upscale higher-than-average priced women who may actually encounter such treats on a regular or semi-regular basis.  
   
 As a middle-aged, middle-of-the-road, Midwestern escort I like to think I can speak not only for myself, but for the many ladies I've met over my decade or so of providing.    
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
  Well, for starters, they win monthly awards here.  
 
   
 First, it's only a small percentage of providers as a whole who even POST here on TER, let alone the few of that lot who wind up winning the monthly popularity contest.  Yes, each Ms. TER gets placement and publicity that cannot be bought, and some free VIP days.  But there's a downside too.  Perhaps not for all ladies, but at least for some.  
   
 Secondly, many businesses give monthly/quarterly/yearly awards for sales, productivity, and customer service satisfaction.  Hardly unique to providers.  :-)  
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
  They have incredible amounts of free time, wondering out loud what it would be like to have a curling iron jammed up their pooper or putting sexy playlists together to fk their John's by.  
 
   
 I hate to give away any secrets, but has it occurred to you that posting on TER is a form of marketing?  In other words, posting here can gain new clients.  I've had new clients tell me that they only became interested in meeting me after reading my posts. And I'm guessing I'm not the only one.    
 So, these activities ARE part of our work, for many ladies.  Oh, and creating playlists adds to the overall experience, which can lead to more repeat clients.  Again, all part of the "job".  ;-)  
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
  Apparently as many as 13 hookers as we speak are getting whisked away by a billionaire in his yacht to Mexico.
   
 Wow, that many?!  Considering there are hundreds in the Chicago area alone, that's not exactly a significant percentage.    
 The only time anyone invited me onto his private yacht was for me to fuck his chimpanzee.    
 I'm an animal lover, but not an animal LOVER.  LOL.  
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
 Drones are taping them have sex and they have oodles of money to get all types of manicures.
   
 Lots of men EXPECT ladies to have manicured nails. So manicures are part of the cost of doing business, IMO.  I keep receipts and turn them all over to my accountant.    
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
 They never, ever negotitate their rates like every other business in America, and Johns are telling them they love them at an alarming rate.
   
 Lots of businesses won't negotiate their rates.  My manicurist (since you mentioned such) certainly won't.  Nor will my hairstylist.  My handyman sometimes will, but not always.  Electrician, Heating & Air Conditioning guy, accountant? Nope, nope, and hell no.  I learned the hard way about negotiating: give him an inch, and he'll take the whole menu for $50.    
   
 As to clients professing their love for me?  Well, perhaps I need to polish my skills up a bit, because I haven't had one such declaration this past year. :Sniff, sniff!:  :-(  
   
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
 They make hundreds of dollars an hour while they sip the finest champagne, have their feet rubbed and eat the best lobster tail money can buy.
   
 I haven't had anyone bring me a bottle of anything that cost more than $50 in a looooooooong time.  Hell, looking back over this past year,  I can count on one hand the number of gentlemen who brought a bottle at all!  The only guys who offer foot-rubs are the ones who get off on it.  Sometimes literally.    
 Lobster tail?! ROLMFAO!!!!!!!! (Oh poor, poor me!!)  :-P  
   
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
 Of course there is the downside of dragging the bag full of gifts to their cars and wondering whether they should really tell IRS about that $300 tip.  
 
   
 Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  Yeah. right.  Gee, I can't count the number of times I wished I'd brought my wheelbarrow with me to handle all the gifts.  (If I roll my eyes any more, they'll probably roll right out of my head at this point!)  
 I hope no one actually believes any significant percentage of ladies receives gifts in that sort of quantity.  Or with any frequency.    
   
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
  Walking the beaches of Bora Bora and skiing in the Alps are just some of the things they describe on their "about me" page.  
 
   
 Some ladies do travel a lot.  Why just this past fall, I went to Kansas City, MO  AND Green Bay, WI!!! Pretty exotic, right???  Lots of regular folks travel frequently, too.  Next time you're on the beach in Bora Bora,  ask every woman there for her overnight rate.  ;-)   I've got a hunch that most of the beach-goers will not be providers.    
   
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
 If the reviews here are to believed they orgasm at a rate fourteen times that of an average civie and they have all built web pages that dictate to low self esteem John's what and where to buy them on their "pamper me" page.  
 
   
 I am easily orgasmic, which is a real "thing" so I do have more orgasms, more easily & quickly, than most women.  There seem to be a higher percentage of women like me in this business than elsewhere in life.  Perhaps someone should do a study on that.  ;-)  
   
 Ah.....now I get it!!!  It's the low-self-esteem-clients buying all these presents!!  Makes so much more sense to me now, as my regular friends certainly don't fit that category.  Note to self: Must market to more browbeaten men!  ;-P  
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
  Lastly, but certainly not leastly, they have a full squadron of people that are called White Knights who will tell the world how great they are even when they have overslept for the third day in a row and blown off the same trick.    
 
   
 They do?  I mean, WE do??? ::Looking around for said "squadron"::   Sigh.    
   
   
Posted By: WillRobinson
 
     
  So...are hookers really "regular" people?  
     
  The evidence would seem to suggest not.  
     
  Thoughts?
   
   
 This "evidence" of yours speaks only of a very, very small percentage of ladies in this business.  
   
 I'm about as regular as it gets.  At least, I am since I gave up dairy. (Bah-dum-bum!)  Sorry, couldn't help myself.  
   
   
 In all seriousness though, I keep a very regular schedule, with a daily routine & "normal business hours".    
   
 So yeah, those are all my thoughts on THAT.  :-P  
   
   
 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 

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noagenosage 289 reads
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Q -- What has a black coat and looks good on a lawyer?

A -- A Doberman.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

WillRobinson 305 reads
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She's that perfect mix of anger and frustration. Lol

WillRobinson 285 reads
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Fk people, lighten up a wee bit.  

Good job Gemma. Keep your sense of humor.

Maybe it will wear off onto some of these very unhappy and too serious types.

Good friggin grief.

inari See my TER Reviews 258 reads
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jelloman42 10 Reviews 283 reads
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...that sarcasm doesn't translate in the written word..

inari See my TER Reviews 478 reads
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Why bother with TER awards when I've just been awarded a MacArthur Genius grant for blowjobs, and I'm shortlisted for a Nobel prize in the same category (new for 2015)?

Like the supermodels of yore, I won't roll out of bed for less than $10k, and I'm clearly as flawless as those specimens. In the meantime, I lie supine upon my bed of cashmere and mink, being hand fed truffles harvested only by France's most beautiful and fragrant pigs.  

Manicures are so gauche, I just have my nails replaced with diamonds cut into the shape of nails on a weekly basis.  

Louboutin himself makes quarterly visits to fit me for bespoke heels. How many times have I heard, "But Mademoiselle Popcorn, you must allow me to visit more often, your glorious feet are my muse and inspiration!"  

Yachts in Mexico, the beaches of Bora Bora, and the Alpine peaks are for plebs, I only accept trips to privately owned space stations that only a select few trillionaires know about.  

I am awash in clients literally white knighting me, jousting each other to win my affections and sending their court poets to woo me with epic poems elucidating my charm and grace.

Regular people bore me to tears. Thank you for educating the rest of these peasants.

WCedie See my TER Reviews 268 reads
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2236707 3 Reviews 398 reads
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inari See my TER Reviews 295 reads
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But Aristippus really did earn his nickname, Aristi-schtupp-us, lemme tell ya.

The_Lies_We_Tell 295 reads
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The_Lies_We_Tell 245 reads
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Right?
500 million budget for that movie and no one could come up with a better name?  

Posted By: BigPeterJohnson

hotplants 249 reads
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Posted By: WillRobinson
She's that perfect mix of anger and frustration. Lol

keystonekid 114 Reviews 336 reads
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Willfully_Educated 236 reads
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I'm a dirty little whore that needs no sleep and eats only enough to fuel my sex-craved pussy.

DCGent1968 49 Reviews 241 reads
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