Was having a great session with a regular, as we were changing from 69 to doggie I had a pussy fart. It was a really loud one, we just kept going, he had his hearing aids out so maybe he didn't hear it, but that was a little embarresing and I am just curious as to how many men are aware of this.

Too funny!

I know you have got to be joking!

Queef  
the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.

It really happened, exactly that way, I didn't notice until after the seesion that he had taken his hearing aids out, I was a bit relieved when I saw them on the dresser.
I thought it was funny and might lighten up the board a bit.

Thanks, I know that all providers must know of this but was wondering how many men knew. It always happens to me after using any type of toy.

and i wonder why providers get a little up tight about it. are their clients really that inexperienced? naive?

I know myself that this is an on going problem for me and most men just laugh right along with me.

My beautiful pussy Baby has always had wonderful table manners but things seem to be changing. She has been Miss behaven badly and subjected a few nice gentlemen to her not so nice table manners.

Well let's cut to the chase and talk about the real problem here..  " Pussy Farts " Well how mortified am I to have farted in this man's face just as I was cuming.Yes it was loud..My pussy was full of juice and some started gurgling and squirting out..

It wasn't one of those smelly nasty farts but none the less is a fart a fart ?

Nothing like making a grown woman blush. Anything that makes us look more human and touchable can only be good. Pussy farts and all

Kisses Haley

Power to the Pussy!!!!

but then we just laughed when we figured out what it really was. She still has them quite often. No big deal.

You've got me crying. I'm about to pee myself!
Thanks for sharing.

Aware since my 1st (real) lover at 19 - 10 years my senior.
To me, it's always been a signal of 'I'm doin' something right'.
Laugh (if she does); if (I think) she's horrified, I tell her, "OOOOO, that's so nice; JUST LET GO, HONEY!!".
Tends to increase the connection/passion of the encounter.
Love all things 'pussy'!

Of course...

It can often result from two things...

An excellent orgasm for the woman, especially during oral sex, due to the expansion and contraction of the vaginal walls - which sucks in air.

The head of the penis can also push in air, the part between the head and shaft when circumcised. Interestingly, this "feature" was useful for pulling "competitors" sperm, so that the follow-on suitors sperm would replace the previous suitors sperm...

OK, thats more than enough sharing for one day...

Here is a new contribution to the TER Journal Club.

Flaturia: passage of flatus at coitus. Incidence and pathogenesis

You sure it was hers that farted?

Of course we know, that's like asking if we notice the wet and other sexy sounds during doggy.  I always find it funny when a provider acts embarrassed its a natural part of sex.  It would seem like if anybody should know this it is a provider.   Am I being punk'd.
Doc

Back when I used to have SOs, when I was going down on them, I'd take a deep breath and blow it all in. It'd come back out all 'pffffftt'!

They'd be all 'stop that!' I'd be laughing like fuck!

I know a provider would slap the shit out me if I did this now!

I had an ex-boyfriend who LOVED it when I did it.  We would position ourselves so I could retract and contract my vaginal muscles and do it more and more on his cock while he was inside me.  He LOVED it!  The only thing is, if you do it a lot like we did, it can start to make you dry.

I am always very wet.  But when doing this for him, I started using a little lube to keep things moist.  Lots of air in the pussy getting sucked in and farted out can make you dry!  LOL  But, it can also make his cock (and my pussy)VERY happy.

Technically it's not a farting pussy but I may be splitting hairs.  It's a queefing pussy. The Urban Dictionary defines it as "the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef."

Sometimes it is fun, but all the time would be too much for me.

Of course...  How could I object since it was I who pumped it in there in the first place?
skb

It normally has happened with providers over 35 for some reason with me that I have seen (2 times). Don't know if that is an early sign of menopause.

Of course the Pussy has power.........
That's why men pay for pussy in one form or another.
Actually I am surprised how many women do not realize the extend of the power that they have especially when they are younger.