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escalade1964 65 Reviews 1270 reads
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1 / 26

She says she will not date me.  

We spoke last night on the phone.

I swear to God I may retire if she ever does.

Back_In_Black 1176 reads
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2 / 26

If your curious read up ? Just take deep breathes when she goes in , and bring ice. Good luck ! Oh and lots of lube.

Back_In_Black 1045 reads
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3 / 26

Hope she knows that ? Some of these girls got strap on s , and you may be in for a surprise ! Just confirm , I mean boat trip n all ? U were in that too ??????????

Back_In_Black 1082 reads
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4 / 26

Civvie girls , 1st was crazy , she loved it . She was one of those girls who lines everything ! I had fun . The other , a bit dumb but the same . Hey give it a shot , if they talk dirty its better ! Go with the flow !  

Posted By: RodTidweLL
Yea we discussed the boat situation, I guess I'm good to go. Yes I was in there as well I believe I said.  
   
 Greek, two girls (changed my mind on that, possibly two ladies who I know and trust, but have also seen, one day), redhead dress as Dorothy, an Amazon tall girl, can't rember the rest.

-- Modified on 8/1/2013 7:52:28 PM

Back_In_Black 843 reads
posted
5 / 26

You laugh ? And I'd say yes , that would be a slutty girlfriend ! She's gonna love u.  

Posted By: RodTidweLL
Yea, everytime a last dirty talks me I end up laughing, which is probably going to piss a lady off one day. Can you request a GFE + Greek?

-- Modified on 8/1/2013 8:12:18 PM

justanillusion 1075 reads
posted
6 / 26

Glad you found someone the try Greek with. Be careful with that aircraft carrier you have, Just go slow and listen to her.

Dr Who revived 990 reads
posted
7 / 26

Then he'll know what going slow means  LOL

Hey...what's good for the goose...blah blah blah  ;)
Posted By: justanillusion
Glad you found someone the try Greek with. Be careful with that aircraft carrier you have, Just go slow and listen to her.

justanillusion 947 reads
posted
8 / 26

Maybe guys who want Greek should experience it with a dildo the size of their schlong. Nothing like living it and then doing it. After all guys possibly get as much out it as some women, with that little prostate gland sitting up in there.

Then again, if one is not into anal penetration, that won't go down so well.

Dr Who revived 1047 reads
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9 / 26

Find a gal who knows how to "gently" massage that prostate.

You'll thank me.

BTW...women don't have a prostate...anal doesn't do shit (pun intended) for most of them.  But they do get that extra fee from those who seek it.  Why do you think most hookers charge for it?
Posted By: RodTidweLL
Nothing will ever go near my rear!

3mdssa 907 reads
posted
10 / 26

you're not comfortable with Rod. This alone seems like a big step for you. So tell Mr. Gynecologist now, since he apparently knows a woman's pussy and ass and what it feels like, to stick with his calculator and punchin numbers ONLY. You're giving advice on what feels good in and on a woman's body now?? WHAT?? LOL...you see, he officially has crowned himself King of TER whether or not you all want him to have it.

random133 117 Reviews 1021 reads
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11 / 26

1.  Two ladies same time; check.
2.  Two ladies same time after they diddle each other with a strapon; check.
3.  Two ladies at least one of whom does Greek including items 1 and 2; check.
4.  Two ladies at my favorite Vegas hotel including items 1 and 2; check.
5.  Two ladies at least one of whom is a squirter. Appointment set.
6.  Two of my favorite porn stars same time.  Still saving up.
7.  Items 1-7 inclusive.  I might have to kill myself after doing that one.

Bromios 7 Reviews 970 reads
posted
12 / 26

I'll actually answer. I was trying to figure out how to pick my next few girls a month or so back and decided to work through some fantasies/types that I'd missed.  

In no particular order, I came up with these...

Provider Characteristics  

- Asian Spinner (have been with Asians, but fantasize about a tiny one)
- 18-19 (tricky, gotta find a teen with more maturity than typical)
- 45-50 (hoping to find a smokin' hot MILF dabbling in a new career)
- Active Porn Star (almost made this happen, but she flaked...)
- Big Fake Tits
- Ebony (done!)
- Pro Submissive (full service)
- Pro Domme (full service)
- British Accent
- Natural Redhead (idealy milky skin, a few freckles)
- Full Bush

Experiences

- Greek (done with a civvie, but want somebody who is into it, or at least fakes better)
- Double (girls very similar in appearance)
- Double (pro domme and sub)
- Outdoors (private balcony will do)
- In Shower (girl gets totally wet... may have to be overnight)
- Overnight
- Strap-On

Having this list has given me some specifics to look for when browsing, particularly when nobody is popping out at me

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 880 reads
posted
13 / 26

But he is the current president of the PHA, elected in a fair election.

3mdssa 900 reads
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14 / 26

FALSELY quote people, you're damn right he THINKS he's the king of ter. Give me a break. Not very smooth and hopefully the mods will deal with this matter the right way.  

Hell, if everyone started 'quoting' and adding their own for each other, this would be even more of a joke than it is.

connrogue2 12 Reviews 978 reads
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15 / 26

Very petite, greek friendly, blonde,  pregnant,  identical twins  18 to 22 years old.  (Prefer that both be pregnant,  but will accep if only one is . . .).

joebunda90 12 Reviews 925 reads
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17 / 26

I am not to driven by "diversity" so checking off different ages, sizes,o  colors is not a goal of mine.  I have done most of the things I want to with one woman.  So basically that leaves multiples.  And I have a LONG list of things I would like to do there :)

inicky46 61 Reviews 974 reads
posted
18 / 26

But at least you dream big.  Good luck with that.

cineaste 8 Reviews 1048 reads
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19 / 26

1) A Saudi hottie dressed like Barbara Eden underneath her burkha.
2) A 5'9" Argentinian tango dancer who is fluent in Greek. Not the sex act, the actual language.
3) A half-Vietnamese/ half-Irish foot fetishist.  
4) A Canadian.  

Was hoping to have them all crossed off by the end of the month, but it's really hard to find a Canadian.

justanillusion 839 reads
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20 / 26
justanillusion 944 reads
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21 / 26
bitchesbrew 1161 reads
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22 / 26

greek with pro
milf with smoking body (had older saggy)
Red head
Puffy nipples
Australian with accent
and my Holy Grail - Blonde, real blonde with carpet matching the drapes - have many times imagined blonde muff diving

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 809 reads
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23 / 26

But the vote tally was done by a totally independent, totally unbiased accounting firm out of Chicago:

justanillusion 824 reads
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24 / 26

Posted By: perfectstorm
But the vote tally was done by a totally independent, totally unbiased accounting firm out of Chicago:)  
   
 

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 949 reads
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25 / 26

both an escort (actually several), and a civie (only one there)... actually the civie became the ex-ms dude....  Canadians - easy to find... go to Canada.

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 1189 reads
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26 / 26

Do a lesbian - done (I know I've done more than one, both civie and pro)
Have sex in the champagne court... done - more than once.
Have sex on the beach, plane, outdoors - done, done and done.
Have sex in a swiming pool - done.
Have sex with a lactating lady - done (more than once)
Have sex with a squirter - done and then also done in the champagne court... (wish I could reconnect with her!)
Have sex in my house with a provider (doing that  now)
Have anal sex (this was DEMANDED by one provider, and while not my thing, glad I did)
Have Sex with provider OTC - done.
Threesome - need to  
Been watched by others while having sex.... done (more than once)
Have sex in my office - done (with the window open!)
Have sex (Serially) with more than one stripper in the same club, same night - done - just to see if I could physically - I could
Have sex with hot student - done.  (She was not my pupil at the time.)
Have sex with secretary - done.
Have sex while filming/photographing - several times.
and many many others

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