If I get another one of you guys ask me to do a MFM session with your sissy ass, I might go postal! I'm a straight dude.

Little is the operative word for some of you closeted fems.  LOL

I'M NOT! Only fags want to see another mans dick

You get asked that alot by guys in the hobby here?  Maybe they are just short on cash and want to "split" the costs?  Haha

Do you give off that vibe you'd be down?

Please change your mind!  I love to get smacked around by macho guys like you.  Hint:  you can cum out of the closet now.

just sayin'


HH

.I did run into MP67, while walking in the hotel hallway once......I asked him for his autograph, and he you said:

MP67: So you must be Magic?
Me: Yes I'm magic.
MP67: I'm about to go see this provider, but you wait right here.
ME: How come?
MP67: Because I'm going to whoop your ass for recognizing me.

Take it as a compliment. Gay men usually have very high standards! :P

Seriously, though...I doubt anyone on this board is actually gay... MFM is more of a power fantasy than a gay one. If someone asks you to jack off with them minus an actual woman, then I'll recant!

or if you do, you only watch all-girl porn so you don't have to see "another man's dick."  Lemme guess: you love to watch a big, hard dick go up a girl's pussy or ass.    So, by your own definition, you're gay!  Or full of Schitt.

asked you to do a MFM double and never will.

...I wouldn't have gave you any warning, lol!

Or at least has some tendencies they're trying to supress...

Done the MFM deal a couple times in my civvie past and I'd do it again.

As a matter of fact, might be sooner than you think and yes, there will be a review...

And another thing. Is that gun compensating for something not so big? lol!

I just like fuckin' with that dickwad's brain.  What an asshole.

He uses alias' where I don't. But I'm more than willing to stick up for his ass, with the latitude the mods give me.

Of course, we could do this thru PM, but that would mean you would have to 'out' yourself.

Whattya want to do?

It was I.

He often hires people to dress up and look like him for security reasons.

Sometimes MP dresses up like me.

You'll never know sometimes.  Sometimes I don't even know myself.

And you will laugh when you get it!

I'm sorry I called you a fag, Jack.  I love you.
PS: MP made me do it.  He scares sissy-asses  like me.  No,  really, I got info.  Y'know?  Just one pussy alias messin' with another.  No harm meant.  
PPS: It came from a Ron White riff about his bro-in-law the homophobe.  Maybe you've seen it.