Gentlemen,

If you woke up tomorrow and you were a female provider...say you had to be in our shoes for a week.

What would be on your list of things to do?

Go on line and see who wants me.

...hey I would have to if you saw me!

I hear he's da shit!

If I woke up in that type of situation the first thing that I would want to do is quit.

As a woman I would want a guy full time to be married.

I can't imagine selling to myself/soul/body to men when there is not 100% chance that things will be safe. I heard of stories where a guy's dick bleeds in a providers mouth, that is don't right gross.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

I just love pussy too much to suck a dick.

An hour or two with you and get paid....Oh Yeah.

I am trying to catch my breath......yall are funny!!

You have rates now?

You may make them really sore babes....so you might not want to do that.....lol

I think if woke up as a man for a week, I would immediately rub one out.

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! You got me.....that was a good one.

Yes...You would!

I'd either
A) kill myself trying to lick my own pussy
B) do doubles with Allure and let her handle the 'hard stuff'
C) buy a vibe and all the batteries in the store
D) play with my tits all day

I would love to know how it feels to have a penis. And how it felt to bust a nut as a guy.

I think female orgasms are more intense. I am a screamer. I would NOT like to have to hire a provider, because the hunt is way too annoying for me.

I have had to search for a doubles partner. I sent emails, made phone calls, asked around, WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS!!! That experience made me very sensitive to the searching hobbyist do when they are looking for a provider.

I got over whatever my issues were and started answering emails right away, and returning phone calls.

who told you that?

sheesh. that's why he is the EX master shit stirrer right??


yaaaahhhhh...i went there. oh yah i did.....

1. Study my business and the market segment that works best for me.  
2. Remake my website to provide potential clients with an accurate idea of who I am.
3. Sign up for a personal finance course at a college or junior college.

Notice how my suggestions all deal with understanding markets and how to serve them and profit fully from that service. My view of providers is that many are wonderful people but precious few have a lick of business sense. During my years of hobbying across all price ranges, I have met a meager number of one provider who had control of her business and had built impressive wealth from it.

So I didn't have to suck a bunch of old, fat ugly guys like myself

You weren't supposed to show that to the room

I would rush out to the store and buy a hand-held mirror, a flashlight and a large cucumber and find out where this so-called "G" spot is located!

Actually, I would post my availability on the boards using fake or very old pics, say I was "retiring" at the end of the week so I had to increase my rates, over book dates and cancel on most of them and then whine about how I never get any respect on the boards!

buy an hour get one free.  2nd All bjs are BBBJ's  and are are CIMNQNS.  3rd  Greek to all...NO upcharge!!!! 4th  I would NEVER get on this board and let guys know how much I loathe the thought of them touching me!

You bet your ass I'd be a VERY popular provider!!!

sigh. i would do puck if i was a man or woman or beast.

not to inflate his ego..but..

that man is da shit.

Well Allure I understand you provide quite a threesome with your SO. So perhaps No.1

Second would be to do my ATF she is so cool and actually told me about No 1.

And finally compromise the Jerk who stiffed me for megabucks and send the pic to his wife if he does not pay!