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You guys are absolutely right. EOM
ashleyshye See my TER Reviews 1088 reads
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1 / 11

Morning Erections:

Your body's way of saying Battery charged 100%,
Unplug and play.  

Lol

Lick Lick,

Ashley

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 94 reads
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2 / 11

we were so poor that if I didn't wake up with an erection, I had nothing to play with all day.  

ashleyshye See my TER Reviews 103 reads
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3 / 11
JakeFromStateFarm 97 reads
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4 / 11

your bladder is 100% full of pee.
But thanks for the thought.
Lick, lick.

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 100 reads
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5 / 11

The evidence correlating morning wood with full bladder is weak.  Most men have several erections throughout the night, correlating with the REM sleep phase.   Testosterone is highest in the morning.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 102 reads
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6 / 11

they have several erections during the night depends on who's sleeping next to them.  If its a hot young hooker or SB, then yes, if its their frumpy middle-added wife, not so much.  Lol

GaGambler 94 reads
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7 / 11

The guy sleepy next to his "frumpy middle-aged wife" is MORE likely to be dreaming about some hot young thing, and Is also much more likely to have gone to sleep with a "full sack" since he and his frumpy wife are unlikely to be having a lot of sex, unlike the guy who actually has the hot young hooker or SB lying next to him and doesn't have to dream about it as most likely the very last thing he did before falling asleep was having sex with her.

 
When you think about it, it's the guy NOT getting any pussy who is likely to be getting multiple erections all night dreaming about the pussy he isn't getting than the guy who is actually getting pussy right before falling asleep. lol

 
Now if we are talking about which guy is actually going to do something with all those erections, well that discussion is too obvious to even be had here, we KNOW which guy is getting the most use out of his erections. lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 87 reads
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8 / 11

to consider, but on a second look, must agree with you completely.  

mrfisher 115 Reviews 101 reads
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9 / 11

whether you do it all night or it takes you all night.

ashleyshye See my TER Reviews 90 reads
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10 / 11
coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 103 reads
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11 / 11

You need to mechanize.  Trump said something about liking "steam catapults" when he was on an aircraft carrier, but not sure how that works.  Maybe they make a version that would work in the bedroom?

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