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Blowing Chunks 679 reads
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1 / 53

Get your gift ideas from the provider herself after talking to her for a bit and finding out what her interests are. Anything the provider likes is probably a winner.  

Actually, sometimes the provider may like a dildo and vibrator.  Maybe even a 'real doll'.  

Some buy books, laptops, chocolates, even flights for the girl. Some guys book a room for the provider and let her use it for the day. I personally wouldn't do this though cuz I don't want my name tied to it if she gets busted. If I'm staying together with her in the hotel the whole time, it's a different story and I don't mind booking the hotel.

Back_In_Black 755 reads
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2 / 53

Posted By: RodTidweLL
Suggestions for great discreet gifts that aren't jewelry, giftcards or cash.  
   
 I've had someone suggest a book that she might like. Any others?

Fridays117 27 Reviews 661 reads
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3 / 53

Stuffed with cash.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 760 reads
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4 / 53

crossing a hotel lobby, etc?

If not jewelry, then perhaps perfume, or very skimpy lingerie.

It's always best to see if there are certain things she lists on her site that are special to her.

Back_In_Black 672 reads
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5 / 53

Say you like baseball ..so someone gets you an autographed ball from a player on your favorite team..or you like photography so a lens or something related to photography ....also this gift nonsense here , most women I know through the flowers out and offer me the candy from the guys who give it so thanks !!!  

Trying to get favor from a provider by bringing a gift is dumb , giving a gift to a provider after two are friends is nice if both are on the same page ....donation + gift  + tip  = dumb ! Am I wrong .....? Perhaps this has gotten out of hand , and rod thinks as does Zoe that this is normal ..lo
Posted By: mrfisher
crossing a hotel lobby, etc?

If not jewelry, then perhaps perfume, or very skimpy lingerie.

It's always best to see if there are certain things she lists on her site that are special to her.

inicky46 61 Reviews 831 reads
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6 / 53

I don't think tips or gifts are needed.  As has often been said, your return business is what most girls prefer.  That said, I don't take advantage of discounts or grandfathering.  Instead of taking a $25 or $50 P411 discount I just pay the full rate.  Saving $25 just feels cheesy to me.  If that's a tip, so be it

Back_In_Black 591 reads
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7 / 53

And Zoe late with the rent ......lol.....what a crew .....! Nick like the wine and the book, sex positions for dummies or 101 ways to please a man ??????? L8r ....

Posted By: inicky46
I don't think tips or gifts are needed.  As has often been said, your return business is what most girls prefer.  That said, I don't take advantage of discounts or grandfathering.  Instead of taking a $25 or $50 P411 discount I just pay the full rate.  Saving $25 just feels cheesy to me.  If that's a tip, so be it.  
 

harborview 10 Reviews 606 reads
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8 / 53

Most frequently a jar candle...  I've given nice candies (sugar free, gal was diabetic).  Something needed for her home.  For longer visits, I've brought lunch or fixings.  A toy for her doggie so he wouldn't eat me.

hiddenhills 143 Reviews 605 reads
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9 / 53
Back_In_Black 699 reads
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11 / 53

Posted By: RodTidweLL
Just something to.say you are awesome and Thankyou. That isn't my usual giftcard, its discreet but doesn't feel like a Thankyou.
You don't know how to buy a gift ? Unreal.....!

ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 680 reads
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12 / 53

LOL Please spare me love..  

Posted By: Back_In_Black
And Zoe late with the rent ......lol.....what a crew .....! Nick like the wine and the book, sex positions for dummies or 101 ways to please a man ??????? L8r ....  
   
Posted By: inicky46
I don't think tips or gifts are needed.  As has often been said, your return business is what most girls prefer.  That said, I don't take advantage of discounts or grandfathering.  Instead of taking a $25 or $50 P411 discount I just pay the full rate.  Saving $25 just feels cheesy to me.  If that's a tip, so be it.  
 

HooktardGold 653 reads
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13 / 53

Guys who buy things like wine, perfume, and lingerie are really in for a shock. Those are very personal things that you really need a detailed description of, to get something she actually likes. If she reads and you know the authors she likes (and the books she does not already have), I think that's a nice gift. You can't go wrong with candles and bath stuff either, but not every woman likes the same scents. Vanilla drives me nuts, and should only be used to rid the house of cat urine odor IMO.

Back_In_Black 604 reads
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14 / 53

Rod > thanks you seeing me  
Her > okay rod go know  
Rod > I'm gonna get u a gift  
Her > its okay rod , u cumming in 3 minutes is gift enough  
Rod > I event 4 minutes today  
Her > if you say so rod  
Rod > I like you
Her  > go know rod  
Rod > can I come back  
Her > sure rod , but you need to leave before u can come back
Rod > when  
Her > when what rod  
Rod > can I come back  
Her> not today rod  
Rod > tomorrow  
Her > maybe rod  
Rod > okay I will buy you a gift and come back  
Her> why a gift rod  
Rod > cause that way I'll be special  
Her > bye rod go know  
Rod> your pretty ..;)..
Her > thanks rod and your handsome  
Rod > you want to made me don't you  
Her > creepy rod , bye  
Rod > I will review you  
Her > please no rod , not necessary
Rod > oh. Okay ...I get it its a black thing  
Her > no rod its a you thing  
Rod > oh , alarm times up ..good bye ..see I am leaving . 1 hour ...
Her > bwawaaaaahahahahahaharotfflmao...

Dr Who revived 560 reads
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15 / 53

Seems that "guilt" of his cost him some more benjies  LOL

Maybe you can charge him to pee on him as well?  I'll bet he'd like that...A LOT

April fools day is coming soon....and rents are due then as well.  Maybe a double with Brut and RodT?
Posted By: ZoePiers
LOL Please spare me love..  
   
Posted By: Back_In_Black
And Zoe late with the rent ......lol.....what a crew .....! Nick like the wine and the book, sex positions for dummies or 101 ways to please a man ??????? L8r ....  
     
Posted By: inicky46
I don't think tips or gifts are needed.  As has often been said, your return business is what most girls prefer.  That said, I don't take advantage of discounts or grandfathering.  Instead of taking a $25 or $50 P411 discount I just pay the full rate.  Saving $25 just feels cheesy to me.  If that's a tip, so be it.    
   

Dr Who revived 647 reads
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16 / 53
SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 759 reads
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17 / 53

BREAKING NEWS : AP:  

It was just reported that a sex worker jumped off the 11th floor on the 800th block of J Street  NW, Washington DC. Although, the jump did not cause any injuries to the onlookers, or property damage, the sex worker, whose identity has been withheld until the family members are notified, succumbed to her injuries. The incident has caused traffic jam on the usually congested J Street.  

DC Police are still investigating the root cause behind the death. At this point, drugs or alcohol have been completely ruled out.  

Washington Nationals, who open their home stretch against the Atlanta Braves on 4/4 will observe a moment of silence in honor of the victim - as the victim was a season ticket holder of Washington Nationals.

Back_In_Black 592 reads
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18 / 53

A house ain't discreet .!!!! Lmao

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Seems that "guilt" of his cost him some more benjies  LOL  
   
 Maybe you can charge him to pee on him as well?  I'll bet he'd like that...A LOT  
   
 April fools day is coming soon....and rents are due then as well.  Maybe a double with Brut and RodT?  
   
Posted By: ZoePiers
LOL Please spare me love..    
     
Posted By: Back_In_Black
And Zoe late with the rent ......lol.....what a crew .....! Nick like the wine and the book, sex positions for dummies or 101 ways to please a man ??????? L8r ....    
       
   
Posted By: inicky46
I don't think tips or gifts are needed.  As has often been said, your return business is what most girls prefer.  That said, I don't take advantage of discounts or grandfathering.  Instead of taking a $25 or $50 P411 discount I just pay the full rate.  Saving $25 just feels cheesy to me.  If that's a tip, so be it.    
   

Back_In_Black 624 reads
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19 / 53

A video has just appeared on u tube , apparently the woman was rotfflherao so much she rolled to the roof and roll led off ! Video tape at the scene also shows a black male exiting the building 15 minutes prior to the fall .
The suspect is described as a jalel white look alike , basicaly EURKEL… gift card found at the scene is being offered as a reward ...any info call 1-800-man-gina.
Know back to the game !  

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
BREAKING NEWS : AP:  
   
 It was just reported that a sex worker jumped off the 11th floor on the 800th block of J Street  NW, Washington DC. Although, the jump did not cause any injuries to the onlookers, or property damage, the sex worker, whose identity has been withheld until the family members are notified, succumbed to her injuries. The incident has caused traffic jam on the usually congested J Street.  
   
 DC Police are still investigating the root cause behind the death. At this point, drugs or alcohol have been completely ruled out.  
   
 Washington Nationals, who open their home stretch against the Atlanta Braves on 4/4 will observe a moment of silence in honor of the victim - as the victim was a season ticket holder of Washington Nationals.

Back_In_Black 522 reads
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20 / 53
Back_In_Black 705 reads
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21 / 53

Your cute rod ......;).......

Hey can I have a gift ......

ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 657 reads
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23 / 53

Guest often ask where I bought the coasters... they are gorgeous and the fact that he made them himself makes them even more special. I use them everyday and often I am taken back to that night, was a loverly overnight.

Christmas last year, a client asked me what i wanted as a gift, I said a memorable experience, he took me to a surprised location- Post Ranch Inn. I LOVED IT...

Some great men here, I hope to find one who can keep up with me lol...

Zoe
Posted By: RodTidweLL
Suggestions for great discreet gifts that aren't jewelry, giftcards or cash.  
   
 I've had someone suggest a book that she might like. Any others?

ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 631 reads
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24 / 53

Posted By: Back_In_Black
A house ain't discreet .!!!! Lmao  
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Seems that "guilt" of his cost him some more benjies  LOL  
     
  Maybe you can charge him to pee on him as well?  I'll bet he'd like that...A LOT  
     
  April fools day is coming soon....and rents are due then as well.  Maybe a double with Brut and RodT?  
     
Posted By: ZoePiers
LOL Please spare me love..    
       
   
Posted By: Back_In_Black
And Zoe late with the rent ......lol.....what a crew .....! Nick like the wine and the book, sex positions for dummies or 101 ways to please a man ??????? L8r ....    
         
   
Posted By: inicky46
I don't think tips or gifts are needed.  As has often been said, your return business is what most girls prefer.  That said, I don't take advantage of discounts or grandfathering.  Instead of taking a $25 or $50 P411 discount I just pay the full rate.  Saving $25 just feels cheesy to me.  If that's a tip, so be it.      
     

Dr Who revived 638 reads
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26 / 53

I'm telling you that Brut is your man.  

Don't worry...he doesn't expect to ever really be able to perform...but he does love to tip.  And maybe see if RodT will be the gift bearer when Brut is sleeping.  Tell Rod he needs to be quiet though...don't want to wake Brut up with his incessant babbling.  Better brush up on your TER history...Rod will want to tell you about the meanies here.
 
Posted By: ZoePiers
Guest often ask where I bought the coasters... they are gorgeous and the fact that he made them himself makes them even more special. I use them everyday and often I am taken back to that night, was a loverly overnight.  
   
 Christmas last year, a client asked me what i wanted as a gift, I said a memorable experience, he took me to a surprised location- Post Ranch Inn. I LOVED IT...  
   
 Some great men here, I hope to find one who can keep up with me lol...  
   
 Zoe  
   
Posted By: RodTidweLL
Suggestions for great discreet gifts that aren't jewelry, giftcards or cash.  
     
  I've had someone suggest a book that she might like. Any others?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 527 reads
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27 / 53

and that is all.

The giver should give it only if it makes them feel good about the relationship.  It is not a tip, and it certainly is not the fee.

Gals should list what gifts are of interest to them so that a person who wants to give can give them something that will be of interest to them.  It only makes sense.

Tips is an entirely different discussion which has been done ad infinitum.

Dr Who revived 591 reads
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28 / 53

That'll just kill Tidwell  ;)

Posted By: ZoePiers
 
   
Posted By: Back_In_Black
A house ain't discreet .!!!! Lmao  
     
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Seems that "guilt" of his cost him some more benjies  LOL    
       
   Maybe you can charge him to pee on him as well?  I'll bet he'd like that...A LOT    
       
   April fools day is coming soon....and rents are due then as well.  Maybe a double with Brut and RodT?    
       
   
Posted By: ZoePiers
LOL Please spare me love..      
         
   
Posted By: Back_In_Black
And Zoe late with the rent ......lol.....what a crew .....! Nick like the wine and the book, sex positions for dummies or 101 ways to please a man ??????? L8r ....      
           
     
Posted By: inicky46
I don't think tips or gifts are needed.  As has often been said, your return business is what most girls prefer.  That said, I don't take advantage of discounts or grandfathering.  Instead of taking a $25 or $50 P411 discount I just pay the full rate.  Saving $25 just feels cheesy to me.  If that's a tip, so be it.      
     

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 689 reads
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29 / 53

is no better than ass-calade and Fidiot.....Only worse if anything...

Back_In_Black 596 reads
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30 / 53

Wanna make an Oreo .....! The review will be delicious ..

Ts your the creamy middle .....;)...

ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 581 reads
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31 / 53

And I think you should leave Brut out of this....  

 
Posted By: ChgoCPA
I'm telling you that Brut is your man.    
   
 Don't worry...he doesn't expect to ever really be able to perform...but he does love to tip.  And maybe see if RodT will be the gift bearer when Brut is sleeping.  Tell Rod he needs to be quiet though...don't want to wake Brut up with his incessant babbling.  Better brush up on your TER history...Rod will want to tell you about the meanies here.  
   
   
Posted By: ZoePiers
Guest often ask where I bought the coasters... they are gorgeous and the fact that he made them himself makes them even more special. I use them everyday and often I am taken back to that night, was a loverly overnight.  
     
  Christmas last year, a client asked me what i wanted as a gift, I said a memorable experience, he took me to a surprised location- Post Ranch Inn. I LOVED IT...  
     
  Some great men here, I hope to find one who can keep up with me lol...  
     
  Zoe  
     
Posted By: RodTidweLL
Suggestions for great discreet gifts that aren't jewelry, giftcards or cash.    
       
   I've had someone suggest a book that she might like. Any others?

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 605 reads
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32 / 53
Back_In_Black 570 reads
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33 / 53

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
is no better than ass-calade and Fidiot.....Only worse if anything...

Blowing Chunks 658 reads
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Blowing Chunks 655 reads
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Back_In_Black 656 reads
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36 / 53

You don't act like a girl whose had 1. In a long time !  

Posted By: ZoePiers
And I think you should leave Brut out of this....  
   
   
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
I'm telling you that Brut is your man.    
     
  Don't worry...he doesn't expect to ever really be able to perform...but he does love to tip.  And maybe see if RodT will be the gift bearer when Brut is sleeping.  Tell Rod he needs to be quiet though...don't want to wake Brut up with his incessant babbling.  Better brush up on your TER history...Rod will want to tell you about the meanies here.  
     
     
Posted By: ZoePiers
Guest often ask where I bought the coasters... they are gorgeous and the fact that he made them himself makes them even more special. I use them everyday and often I am taken back to that night, was a loverly overnight.    
       
   Christmas last year, a client asked me what i wanted as a gift, I said a memorable experience, he took me to a surprised location- Post Ranch Inn. I LOVED IT...    
       
   Some great men here, I hope to find one who can keep up with me lol...    
       
   Zoe    
       
   
Posted By: RodTidweLL
Suggestions for great discreet gifts that aren't jewelry, giftcards or cash.    
         
    I've had someone suggest a book that she might like. Any others?

Dr Who revived 576 reads
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37 / 53

And leave Brut out of this...what part should I leave out?  He wrote the review...not any of us.

Think he'd tip the tour director on the Rock?  I hope so...I doubt that they make more than 20 an hour.  And tips are appreciated from tour guides.  Maybe they're not at 20 an hour...closer to 10?

If you go on the tour say hi to Nick Cage and Sean Connery...great flick.

GaGambler 763 reads
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38 / 53

Not her "real" job, but her job here as the boards' "biggest blabbermouth" I was always safe while she was here, knowing how much she would post. Now that she has "real" job, I now have the dubious honor of being the boards biggest blabbermouth, just like I predicted. Bitch!!! LMAO

HooktardGold 564 reads
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39 / 53
GaGambler 678 reads
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40 / 53

Having to actually pay attention makes it a little tougher though.

ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 652 reads
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41 / 53

And I don't sell, I offer a service lol..

Posted By: Drunken Asian
I need more coasters actually.  Mind selling me yours?  lol

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 686 reads
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42 / 53

I will take it as you are just getting warmed up in the bullpen and haven't taken the mound yet.

ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 619 reads
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Posted By: Back_In_Black
You don't act like a girl whose had 1. In a long time !  
   
Posted By: ZoePiers
And I think you should leave Brut out of this....    
     
     
     
Posted By: ChgoCPA
I'm telling you that Brut is your man.      
       
   Don't worry...he doesn't expect to ever really be able to perform...but he does love to tip.  And maybe see if RodT will be the gift bearer when Brut is sleeping.  Tell Rod he needs to be quiet though...don't want to wake Brut up with his incessant babbling.  Better brush up on your TER history...Rod will want to tell you about the meanies here.    
       
       
   
Posted By: ZoePiers
Guest often ask where I bought the coasters... they are gorgeous and the fact that he made them himself makes them even more special. I use them everyday and often I am taken back to that night, was a loverly overnight.    
         
    Christmas last year, a client asked me what i wanted as a gift, I said a memorable experience, he took me to a surprised location- Post Ranch Inn. I LOVED IT...    
         
    Some great men here, I hope to find one who can keep up with me lol...    
         
    Zoe    
         
   
Posted By: RodTidweLL
Suggestions for great discreet gifts that aren't jewelry, giftcards or cash.      
           
     I've had someone suggest a book that she might like. Any others?

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 627 reads
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44 / 53

Guess what I am doing right now.. I have a bluetooth on my ear listening in on call and talking to you guys..  

I know she has a real job now, but she can do her real job and the really important job (TER) at the same time, if she wants :D

HooktardGold 651 reads
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45 / 53

It's hard to be a total bitch on here and then be nice in real life... I keep getting the two mixed up bwahahahaha. Other than Rod not seeing the obvious in that last fiasco, I really have no issues with him. I need a new mouse that is just a contradicting retard... the mangina boys really don't bother me all that much.  

No Curly, I can't do both at the same time like others seem to be able to pull off, even when they are here all damn day and on 10 other boards too. We must have a lot of bloggers for professionals, because other than being your own boss I don't know of any real day job that is going to not notice you on TER all the damn time. I have to actually skype for 3 hours a day now and pay attention ha ha.

-- Modified on 3/24/2014 1:10:21 PM

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 714 reads
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46 / 53

I have to write scripts, email, and get on conf calls... but that's about it. Last time I showed my beautiful face in office was in Dec 2013.. LOL

-- Modified on 3/24/2014 1:14:11 PM

oldted 16 Reviews 607 reads
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Posted By: RodTidweLL
Suggestions for great discreet gifts that aren't jewelry, giftcards or cash.  
   
 I've had someone suggest a book that she might like. Any others?

inicky46 61 Reviews 658 reads
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Fridays117 27 Reviews 714 reads
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Posted By: RodTidweLL
Suggestions for great discreet gifts that aren't jewelry, giftcards or cash.  
   
 I've had someone suggest a book that she might like. Any others?
A loaf of bread and assorted meats and cheese with some condiments so she can make you a sandwich!

2labman 26 Reviews 608 reads
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50 / 53

One of those remote controlled vibrating eggs that she puts in her coochie.  You keep the remote if you're ever with her...

HooktardGold 659 reads
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51 / 53

You can pick them up from the pawn shop on Carrolton. Just sayin. I would much rather be in search of happiness and true love than some bloke to take care of me, but right now, I don't want either of those things.

Blowing Chunks 589 reads
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HooktardGold 721 reads
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