lie about what?

But to offer up a referral would be something that I would walk carefully on.

I'm not the embarrassing sort but I do think that is a very valid concern.  

I would start there. Get in the gym. 4-5 days a week. Nick can proly set you up with a great program. I heard he works out 6 days a week.

The initial screening would be from me...primarily to satisfy myself that this individual can do the work.  Given your comments about being out of the workforce for some time, my concerns would be "can you do the work".  And are you committed to being what you may have represented yourself as.

Instead of making up a career, just tell the interviewer you took time off to take care of a dying relative as family is more important than work.  They'll likely accept that and move on to your older employment references that are valid.  If not, then would you really want to work somewhere with no compassion?  Depends on the profession, I guess.

I'm sure you might find a few who would "lie" for you.

You've done it once before in a much more cut throat industry than most (I mean, how many people worry about getting murdered when they go to work or have their name ruined by some nut job they don't even know?). You'll be fine. It might work out for some, but I personally wouldn't open that can of worms.  

Thank you again!  

When you've been out of the workforce for a few years, it IS extremely difficult to get back in.  I understand your plight first hand.  

And many of the police/fire worry about that (getting murdered) as well.  And then there are nutjobs who will try and ruin them for doing their jobs.  Amazing!

Ok, you now have my attention. Sharing is caring. On his desk? Details?

Do some research and you'll see just how easy it would be to take a 510 FICO score to 750.

Maybe you aren't aware but many businesses have virtual offices.

Posted By: Skinny_Minnie

When you've been out of the workforce for a few years, it IS extremely difficult to get back in.  I feel for moms who took off to have children and anyone who has to fluff up their resume.  It's tough.  
   
 But working a 9-5 is a bit overrated.  I recently worked my butt off networking, schmoozing, and sleeping with powerful people to get my current dayjob (lol) and now that I've got it, it actually sucks getting up at the crack of dawn and hitting the rat race with the other 8million miserable people.

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She's had quite a day.  

The most important thing is working on your resume, hopefully you have, but if not, make sure you're able to explain the gap - did you have children that maybe you can say you took time off to be at stay at home mom? A family business that you could say you went to help with? Courses you can say that you took during this time.

As for me setting up an exercise program for the nice lady, I'll pass.  It's all I can do to stay buff myself without taking on clients, LOL!

Nothing wrong with fucking "powerful" people to get what you want.

Sorry...my programming guide seems to be on the blink.  

Jack Schitt was hideous! You are a choir boy compared to him! Shudder...



Steph

I'm so damn gullible though I had to re read it 3-4xs to get suspicious.

Steph xoxo

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Let me Txt Andrewww12 to get a thread started on his take on Mathew McConaughey's body, skull structure and overall physique...

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The Gloria Allred fan club is meeting tonite in a Volkswagen and I told them I would have an update for them!

And now....just watch 'em pile on....lol....

Yes, I met my soulmate.. We have a dentist appointment tomorrow to get her dentures..

I'm real. And I am very, very scared for my future.

I guess I was just trying to be honest about my appearance before someone pointed out the obvious - that I am likely too old, too fat, too ugly for this business anymore. I just don't have what it takes anymore and that's okay.  

No wonder you rather make out with her husband.  

Having a degree in something opens doors. I wouldn't recommend liberal arts unless that's your passion and enjoy living on a small fraction of what you made in the hobby.

I know this is too GAY for you jack----look away now

She probably demanded the same salary as her male counter parts.

Didn't you post earlier that this was a troll post?

It's blue collar work. Considered by some to be low class, and yes. Lots of the guys, and girls I work with are ex cons. So no worries about crazy background checks. The benefits are great, and the pay isn't bad either. You have to wake up before dawn, and it can be dangerous if you don't pay attention.  
All unions need women though. It's the law, and it's not like you would be demolishing concrete slabs by hand. But you will get filthy.
Plumbers, Operators, and Laborers. You can get on a line, and wait your turn for any opening.
Most are 25 years, and out. Pension, and annuity...  

Now you are all supportive, with no real advice for her? Smack yourself.

About anything. And you go to absurd lengths to prove you're right about everything.

NO, that's not arguing for arguing's sake. Lol

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Guess I missed the irony between your two posts.

Blowjobs are awesome, and never really have to worry about teeth getting in the way of us getting rough..

You mean there is more of them here besides dopey, man hating hotplants?

100%. Sorry Doc. You did get my vote for best debater and you possess more Absolutes than this guy....

You know how anal she can be about deciding who is best for you! Lol

and cannot afford to return for a third.  

I like women, I even like smart women...  

It was her referral and also vetted by H+T=Depressed -e-

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... and she won't get in trouble because she has a vagina(?)  

Saying you cleaned houses or ran your own craft studio is a lot easier to fake than a whole resume, is less likely to blow up in her face than fake references from clients, and is a hell of a lot better than saying she sat on her ass for the last couple of years. I don't see you offering any glorious suggestions either, just more hateful blathering. Surprise surprise.  

'We' can relate. It sucks to not be able to 'verify' your means here and can eat a way at you when you have other dreams and desires taking you other places, even though you still have to remain here for reasons out of your control (financially) that is. Not all of us were handed the easy plate in life and some may have been dished a rotten one a time or two and this is our way to help ease the pain if you will.  

Let's see... What's going on in the world and how "smoothly" have things been going thanks to men? Hmmmm...

For instance:
She could say to you as you walked by..
"Hey tiny dick! You couldn't suck that button if I tied your nuts to your head!"


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The men whom run the world want to get laid, laid by women

The line about police officers and firefighters? Well, that's just stupid bullshit. Those men and women aren't at risk of being raped or arrested when they go to work each day. I live in a big city and murders of police officers are extremely rare. Rapes, robberies and murders of sexworkers here? Probably once a week.  

Even if it is a lie? Maybe someone would post something helpful for any girl who is actually in that jam, and needs help?  
Maybe I don't understand what a Troll post is..
Sorry

But since you didn't....and just needed to run your mouth off here and use a big word like misogynist....hope you feel better.

Posted By: Sooo...YouWanna

Saying you cleaned houses or ran your own craft studio is a lot easier to fake than a whole resume, is less likely to blow up in her face than fake references from clients, and is a hell of a lot better than saying she sat on her ass for the last couple of years. I don't see you offering any glorious suggestions either, just more hateful blathering. Surprise surprise.  
   
 I'm not sure what your point with police officers and firefighters is. Just another half assed attempt at a comeback to beat your meat to? Gross. Don't lie, we all know you guys do it.  
   
 Rather be a feminist than an arm chair misogynist. Luckily for the rest of the world, y'all are getting older and will all be dead soon

It was very kind and understanding.  

To suggest that first responders aren't at risk every fucking shift is just naive on your part.  And to think that a hookers life is in jeopardy is even more blatantly stupid to suggest.  But some of you heaux's want to think that you're more at risk than others...makes you feel more important?  Whatever.    

Also, getting some certifications to add to your graduate degree would help. They don't take all that long either. Volunteering, like you said, would be helpful getting your foot in the door. As skinnyminnie said, try sleeping with some powerful men and they can probably help you too. There are no shortage of whiteknights. LOL

Maybe use that as your "tag line" on your cover letter.  You are omnipotent  LOL

Internships in my field are only available while a student is enrolled in university. They are a requirement for graduation and not available post graduation. There are no certifications associated with my graduate degree. I likely won't return to professional work in my fields of study anyway.  

but for me when I'm feeling down or like the world is collapsing (which happens to all of us at some point in our lives) when I am outside in the elements, I look to the sun. Truly it helps. Close your eyes for a few minutes, feel the warmth, focus and remember where you want to be, not where you are. Then go out for a crazy run LOL, that's what I do. Gets the adrenaline going and then you feel like you can conquer the world. I did my first mudrun this past summer and it was awesome. Talk about empowering lol. An endorphin/adrenaline rush (or both, though different) still feed the mind, the body and the spirit. And being out in the elements is usually all the healing most of us need in my opinion. I just came back from a run in the rain, that's my favorite, at night too.  

You are better than that! Dammit I hate when people look like they are going to give up!!!
Fuck your bad feelings, and get angry. Get pissed!  
Sneer.... Show your teeth. Move forward Lady.
Kick some ass dammit

A)  The allegation it is a troll post

Posted By: talknboutTSic

100%. Sorry Doc. You did get my vote for best debater and you possess more Absolutes than this guy....  
   
 

I get it. Your lil 'motivational' speech isn't exactly what she needs right now. Most people going thru a big change in life, want guidance, someone they can relate to...they don't typically need to be beaten into submission on get off your ass and do something. They have it in them, just feels better to not do it alone.  

Will there be another post rebutting this and agreeing again that it's a sincere post?

"I am pretty aggressively trying to exit the business because I have old/ugly/fat hooker disease"

C) you are full of Absolute 100% _____ (I'll let you fill in the blank

It'll be enlightening for the both of you  

Posted By: talknboutTSic

but for me when I'm feeling down or like the world is collapsing (which happens to all of us at some point in our lives) when I am outside in the elements, I look to the sun. Truly it helps. Close your eyes for a few minutes, feel the warmth, focus and remember where you want to be, not where you are. Then go out for a crazy run LOL, that's what I do. Gets the adrenaline going and then you feel like you can conquer the world. I did my first mudrun this past summer and it was awesome. Talk about empowering lol. An endorphin/adrenaline rush (or both, though different) still feed the mind, the body and the spirit. And being out in the elements is usually all the healing most of us need in my opinion. I just came back from a run in the rain, that's my favorite, at night too.  
   
 I'd give you my email as I don't have PM either just so we could chat more....lemme think how I can do that without broadcasting it LOL. It's hard on here (obviously).

I'm not in the business of pleasing some dyke in a hard hat.

this is where 'men' are so different than 'women'. Shut it already and read my post above. She's not 'crying' in that sense. I totally get her which you will never lol. You and CPA, you could always do a seminar on giving pep talks to .............. hmmm???

You are totally right.

I'm going to kick some ass, hopefully none of which belongs to anyone here.  

Some heaux's are ignorant, uneducated and have no clue about how to plan for their lives, or future.  Some are smart.  

Reread HP's post on what 'I' agreed with. Her knocking 'you' that you think you are right about everything holy in hookerland and I thought that was hilarious. You do ya know...and you speak in absolutes...get it? Wow, you are losing your touch.  

TS said she was leaving.  But she didn't.  And you think you're confused. Some people you just can't rely on. I guess I'm just naive.

Oh well...was the OP a friend of yours?

Posted By: talknboutTSic

C) you are full of Absolute 100% _____ (I'll let you fill in the blank  
   
 I could care less about 'election' time. I don't watch TV or read the paper and get into all that negative bullshit. No thanks, not my cup of tea. You can have it. You are one of those who thrives on bs apparently. I'm not knocking you for that however. Promise.

Not for nothin' I work with women who would be very angry at you

Inspiration is everything...
When you are down. You step up. Man or Woman.

She responded positively to Hounds post. Yours? Made her all weepy and weak.

When someone has a choice and invariably take the wrong path...they can either get off "their ass" and find the right path or whine and mope about their lot in life.

Posted By: talknboutTSic

I get it. Your lil 'motivational' speech isn't exactly what she needs right now. Most people going thru a big change in life, want guidance, someone they can relate to...they don't typically need to be beaten into submission on get off your ass and do something. They have it in them, just feels better to not do it alone.  
   
 Easy for you to say as you sit there typing away in your lil office without a worry in the world if you'll eat dinner tomorrow. There's nothing 'moping' about it. It's about survival. Get it?

"want a blowjob or see my tits"

See. Thats when a bucket full of concrete drops on your head

You will be paralyzed> She will laugh,

bellyache lol. Sour or sweet.  

but it's not as easy as it sounds sometimes. No matter how amazing you are, intelligent, witty, talented, gifted, etc etc etc etc...some things just aren't that easy as much as you'd like to believe they are. If they were, well, I believe, things would be very different everywhere.  

And it's now 3-1 in favor of fake.  I'm still hoping that HP will see your side of it and rebut with a couple of posts to take the score to 3-3...and then I'll hang on the edge of my seat to see how her 7th and deciding post goes.

Posted By: talknboutTSic

Reread HP's post on what 'I' agreed with. Her knocking 'you' that you think you are right about everything holy in hookerland and I thought that was hilarious. You do ya know...and you speak in absolutes...get it? Wow, you are losing your touch.  
   
 Never once doubted the OP whatsoever, still don't. She's real I believe. But then again, I am the 'dreamer' here...but dreamers do see things that most realists don't ever. So go figure. I guess we just hallucinate life away...got any tips for me Mr. Absolute?

So she can feel better about her miserable life and what could have been. This is good work by you. She needed a kick in the ass and you and Doc gave it to her.

* should not be more than $200
* open a checking account at a credit union (most are free; put $50 in)
* whatever professional work you did before you are now a Consultant to that industry
* have b. cards printed ($20)
* get a UPS mailbox ($50) - use this on your b. card (not your home address)
* buy 100 stamps ($49)
* send out a 1-2 page proposal to all companies that industry offering your (Company) services as a Consultant.  Do not use "I" in the letter use "we"
* the above legitimizes the business. (you may even get a job this way)
* BTW this is real.  You are a consultant but you don't need people to know that you get paid on a commission basis.  If asked what do you make now simply state the salary you would like to be paid.

and sinker.  But it's fun to watch her bond with her new gal pal.

You are correct. 'Inspiration' is everything. Make sure you are inspiring however, which I don't believe you were doing. Again, you and CPA's tact of inspiration is a bit different than how I would go about it. A swift kick in the ass isn't 'inspiring' to me on any level.  

as it makes me giggle....does it really matter? It's good convo isn't it? Whether she's real or not, makes no difference to me, it's a good thread. So why don't you thank him, her or whatever 'it' is and just be content you boys have someone to 'debate' with again lol.  

Don't get wimpy.  
Not for nothing.. Women are supposed to be tougher than men.  
You girls can live on less food while staying strong.
And you chickpeas are smarter when you wanna be.
All the time. Having the ability to construct life. I'm a little jealous.
Women are the nest of life! As a man? I would be extremely proud of that>

FIRST OF ALL, you illiterate moron, I never said that police didn't put themselves in harms way, I never said we were the only ones, YOU are just on a hooker hating spree. You making shit up for your own misogynistic rants, YES misogynistic google it since it's too big for you, does not mean that I said anything of the sort. That is YOUR psycho ass.

so don't knock people when it's 'Hard' and they need a lil guidance standing back up on their own two feet. Geezk...you are losing it in your elderly age I'm afraid and I am exhausted Mr. Absolute Debater LOL. How old are you now anyway Dr. Who? I guess if we met I would know, but you were too chicken for that to ever happen hahahahaha.

dummy, that's my whole point hahaha.  

slept with a colleague or even someone in management in order to try to get ahead in this world.

An LLC is an entity....and as a single member entity is not a separate return for filing purposes.

Impressive. But you forgot one thing....I can't tell ya what it is though.

Good grief sweetie, calm the fuck down. If you are this hateful maybe you need a break? You have been acting whacky all day, giving out stupid advice....and now this. Yikes.

I can't even imagine what you are really like in real life. Scares me to be honest LOL.  

Funny how some of the kids loved my coaching style...some hated it and never came back to play for me.  I like the "in your face" approach and have found it to work on many levels.  Others do need hand holding....but others are better at that style than me.

Posted By: talknboutTSic

so don't knock people when it's 'Hard' and they need a lil guidance standing back up on their own two feet. Geezk...you are losing it in your elderly age I'm afraid and I am exhausted Mr. Absolute Debater LOL. How old are you now anyway Dr. Who? I guess if we met I would know, but you were too chicken for that to ever happen hahahahaha.

hoot. That's not what I was offering duh. Not that you'd get it. It's ok. Knock, knock away.  

Big Baby.  

Unless there is some escort draft out there in which I've never heard of. I'm assuming you took this gig on your own free will. Which means you except the risks involved, and take the personal responsibility needed to keep yourself safe.  

And you have firmly planted yourself in the group that cries and begs for it all day every day.  

Ass-uming she's a she and is actually a hooker.  One thing we know from these boards, there's a big market for older hookers.  I know a gal who's 60 and still working quite successfully.  Most of the guys she dates just take her out to dinner.  No sex at all.  Pretty good deal for her. I bet she's working 'til she's 70.

Try reading without your hate for people.  Then maybe you can comprehend posts that are here.

Sorry that life is tossing you crab apples....but getting all pissed at some words on TER isn't going to solve your personal and financial problems.

LMT / FBSM provider...  has cooking skills & got a job as a personal chef...  was able to work part- time.  Shut the Services down & got another part-time job with benifits...  

She comes back madly posting everywhere with her usual "I know better than everyone else" atti-tude.  Then she again shows why she's known as Minnie, getting it all wrong.  She's still..