I hear a lot about YMMV for this and that.  But is there any FOR SURE in this hobby?  If so, I am curious to know what it is.

You can count on the fact that you will be paying.

Everyone has good days and bad days..

Its human nature.

No, I have been returned money before.  On the other hand, you always pay for "it".  Either as a reoccurring expense, or as overhead in a SO.

It's all about chemistry between a provider and hobbyist. IF the chemistry is not there with either yourself or the provider, then it AIN'T gonna happen....

It's sure that you will leave me much happier than before you met me.

"You pays your money and you takes your chances."

...and she is a woman.  You are both human beings...alas when humankind is involved, there is nothing that you can count on with certainty.

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Your pants will come off.
No sex w/o condom
your wallet will end up lighter

I've had a bbbj through the zipper flap w/o leaving my pants for $250.  I handed her 3 one hundreds and my change was 2 twenties and 2 fives.  Thus wallet was heavier.  

Ok, I made up the wallet part.  But not the rest.

Nice try.

In the case of a tranny, your man and woman analogy falls short. But I agree with the human being and "nothing certain" part.

the reality of the world, sanctimony notwithdstanding, is that #'s 1 and 3 are not, but # 2 is . . .

become an expensive proposition?