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Hungmongus 46 Reviews 2187 reads
posted
1 / 25

So at the start of each session I tend to place my donation on a table, a little small talk while undressing, then proceed to lay on the bed spread eagle as if waiting for some ritualistic sacrifice...
I feel this approach may be lacking What is the best way for a client to begin a session?
Should he come over and undress and caress you?
Should he stand and wait for further instructions?  
Should he present a typed game plan?

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 775 reads
posted
2 / 25

from the looks of your two stellar reviews with high end hotties..i really do not think the ladies give a shit or care to find out..

Posted By: Hungmongus
So at the start of each session I tend to place my donation on a table, a little small talk while undressing, then proceed to lay on the bed spread eagle as if waiting for some ritualistic sacrifice...  
 I feel this approach may be lacking What is the best way for a client to begin a session?  
 Should he come over and undress and caress you?  
 Should he stand and wait for further instructions?  
 Should he present a typed game plan?
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cspatz 68 Reviews 643 reads
posted
3 / 25

You don't know what to do because you don't know what you want. Plus you don't know how to go about even getting what you want.

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Dr Who revived 597 reads
posted
4 / 25

Most fucking lie about their Bachelors and Masters degrees....I want to know she's had the proper education.

You might want to consider this as well  ;)

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 510 reads
posted
5 / 25

What's your goal? To learn how to be suave in the bedroom, or simply to get laid?

If to be swave, here's what you do...

Walk in, throw your donation down, and simply say... "Hey, I'm here for a specific purpose. Teach me the ropes."

God,that would be fun. :D

escalade1964 65 Reviews 586 reads
posted
6 / 25

and hopes she lets me when so she can "King Me"

Dr Who revived 483 reads
posted
7 / 25

And duct tape, ball gags and clothespins.

But I'm sure the learning curve is a short one  :D

Have you ever tried hopping around for hours?
Posted By: Courtney.ova
What's your goal? To learn how to be suave in the bedroom, or simply to get laid?  
   
 If to be swave, here's what you do...  
   
 Walk in, throw your donation down, and simply say... "Hey, I'm here for a specific purpose. Teach me the ropes."  
   
 God,that would be fun. :D

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 602 reads
posted
8 / 25

hear ye..hear ye..i must be because Friday night is " dumb fuck troll" night..

Posted By: cspatz
 
 You don't know what to do because you don't know what you want. Plus you don't know how to go about even getting what you want.  

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lungman 10 Reviews 580 reads
posted
9 / 25

you need to see a male provider. ( spread eagle!! )

justanillusion 571 reads
posted
10 / 25

Please not this, you may as well use a blow up doll if you walk into a session with a freaking list of "moves". I mean are you going to count the thrusts and time it all?  

Let it flow and treat the lady like a human being.

Hungmongus 46 Reviews 508 reads
posted
11 / 25

And let me guess... You roll in guns blazing Hitch up your mighty steed Whip out your dusty cock and do it gangnam style

Posted By: cspatz
 
 You don't know what to do because you don't know what you want. Plus you don't know how to go about even getting what you want.  

-- Modified on 8/16/2013 7:23:47 PM

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 502 reads
posted
13 / 25

Maybe you can teach me some things...

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 487 reads
posted
14 / 25

offering to cut their grass, lmfao

But it sounds like you have enough game to coach t-ball, spread eagle is a great position for the castration so good luck

MM

RokkKrinn 487 reads
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15 / 25
Elaria See my TER Reviews 514 reads
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16 / 25

Posted By: Hungmongus
So at the start of each session I tend to place my donation on a table, a little small talk while undressing, then proceed to lay on the bed spread eagle as if waiting for some ritualistic sacrifice...  
 I feel this approach may be lacking What is the best way for a client to begin a session?  
 Should he come over and undress and caress you?  
 Should he stand and wait for further instructions?  
 Should he present a typed game plan?

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 513 reads
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18 / 25
felatto69 509 reads
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19 / 25
joebunda90 12 Reviews 442 reads
posted
20 / 25

In the immortal words of the amazing John Cleese...

"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."

dicktracy 3 Reviews 524 reads
posted
21 / 25

You should probably consider starting off with a shower. That always looks good. Even if you took one at home, it alleviates the providers concern that your hygiene isn't acceptable. Then walk over and join them on the bed. If you don't have a routine you are comfortable with from then out then see only experienced, well reviewed providers. They will take over from there.  

I rarely have any problem beginning. Every once in a while I'll have something unique thrown at me; like the provider still being fully clothed when I come out of the shower, or the provider sitting out of arms reach from me on the bed. Those sessions usually don't go so well.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 472 reads
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22 / 25
anonymousfun 6 Reviews 451 reads
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23 / 25
harborview 10 Reviews 467 reads
posted
24 / 25

with Favs we often fall back against the door hugging& kissing.  We come up for air & check the security lock...  move to the bed area.  She shows me her flirty outfit.  We take turns undressing each other.  (She asked me to let her remove the delicate parts as she's had clumsy clients damage outfits.  It's hard for her to remove said outfit with my hands cupping her breasts or butt while kissing her.)
My pants & valuables go on her dresser.  Note:  First dates involve leaving the donation as directed slickly while undressing.  I do not use envelopes anymore.  I have the correct donation in my key pocket held in an ordinary paperclip so easy to place in plain view.    
We fall on the bed.  chat a bit about missing her.  All the while kissing & sucking.

ocaptain69 541 reads
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25 / 25
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