or to call it something else. There are so many ways to say it...

I'm stealing that!

Not as a provider, but something I used to say as a civvie was: "He wants to do the cha cha cha."

Nah...good ol' 'Fuck me" works for me. It's all in the tone of course.

Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.

Make the beast with two backs
Bump uglies
Hump
Screw
Do the deed
Make sweet music together
Hook up
...and many more I'm sure

Gotta get that tone down just right!!

Getting the nookie

That's my fave
Hugs and kisses
TL

One I sometimes use when I see k girls translate to: "let's mix our skin together"  

I couldn't ever see anybody ever saying that with a straight face. Even in the Dark Ages.

If you go to the internet and look up synoyms for the word, you'll find plenty to read.

and your expression for it, too!!  

That's a kinda cheap way to put it.  

She said, Hey baby! Want some luvvin for you nubbin?
She thought different when it swelled up and she began gagging on it.
Ohhh what fond memories when your young, dumb and full of cum..lmao

Dunk the junk.

Did you get Slammed...

"Good girl"...gotta come out just right though or it just doesn't work. So far, only one gentleman has gotten away with that one . Damn.

I'm assuming she meant let's have sex...

Good girl.

a long-ass video, but DAMN... a 1 hour orgasm?  

in polite conversation this may have been called "THE HORIZONTAL TANGO".  Among my buddies we may have referred to a girl as "HAVING ROUND HEELS".
 Here is a bunch great favorites from Grumpy Old Men:

When I was an adolescent my, Italian cousins from the country. Would refer to sexual intercourse wellness  

Mattress polo.

Get's me every time!!!!!

text on a screen (ok only sometimes if I know you, can you get away with it Only one gentleman has in the past...yes, I am awaiting gentleman #2 to successfully say those words to me. It can't just come from anyone ya know.  

playing hide the sausage

Can I dangle in your participles?

Stolen from Robin Williams, but usually evoke amusement:
Sink the sub
Hide the weasel
Park the porpoise
Horizontal Mamb

seems like you were in, then quit...then you came back and then quit again...then you came back here once again only to quit forever....once forever was up, you came back and then retired only to come back a few days ago. I think. Or did you quit again since I hit send on this post?

"Crossing enemy lines"

quiit again when and if I have to. Just not sure why so many people are vested in the why or how I leave to be honest. I said from day one I'll play this game as I deem fit for me and those close to me...no one else matters. I'm the only one who knows the real reason anyhow. Speculation and assumption from others is not very attractive but they love the gossip and obviously I can live with that.

But please, be respectful about it. Lol.

Guy: Whom does Number Two work for? Lady: You show that turd who's boss!