BED!

OK, everyone knows I hate dick sized threads and I would be the last person to start one, but CPA asked nicely and this is an actual true story that happened to me, which I thought was kind of funny.

I booked a hotel room in a small local hotel that I have used several times in the past, to do an outcall with a provider who I have seen a few times. In the past the rooms I booked there all had two queen sized beds or one king bed, so I never even thought to  request a certain bed size. Just a simple room for a night. When I got in the room I noticed it had two tiny single beds (or twins,whatever you call them). I probably could have complained and changed rooms to get a room with a bigger beds, but it was late and they were pretty full and I was thinking they stuck me in there because they probably didn't have other rooms available, so I thought I would make do.

 I got undressed and lay on the bed, while she was getting undressed standing next to a mirror. As I was laying on the bed alone, I realized just how small it realy was and I said, "I wish this bed was bigger!" She replied, "Don't worry about it. Size has nothing to do with it. You're fine. Besides you make up for it in girth!" I guess she misheard me.

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so I always make it a point to request the king.

On a few occasions, I had no choice but to take the twin beds.  At better hotels, these are at least a full, and in a few cases queens, but I recall well one hotel that gave me twins and the gal I was with was of generous girth.

So, we decided to rearrange the furniture and move the bed stand away from the middle of the beds and push the beds together.  This involved rearranging quite a bit of wiring for the telephone and table lamps as well.

The mission was only partially successful as I tended to end up falling in between the two mattresses when our activities began.

In any case, at least I learned my lesson.

My wallet is a decent size but it could always be bigger.  It's the only thing keeping me from playing more, and with the really High-Dollar Hotties.

you probably misheard her..she said " mirth"..Mr. Widebody..

FAIL!

LMAO. Guys seem to hate it when women say they're big when they know they're not… maybe she has a prepared reply for those comments, lmao