Sometimes I feel like Jason "F**ing" Bourne walking to your incall.

I don't really see the point in trying to be sneaky when everything is recorded on camera anyways.

Nope..not a great idea as most elevators have weight limits.

If you wait for a group of businessmen to follow in, you'll never be on time.  Just walk into the place like you own it, do a quick cruise of the lobby and find a discreet place to lurk.  In a big hotel, the second floor us usually perfect.  There's little up there but offices, conference halls/ballrooms and bathrooms.  But a nice lounge area on the main floor works well, too.  Lots of people there who are waiting for someone and you'll fit right in.  Don't look away from staff either.  Look right at them, smile and say hi.  WTF are you afraid of?

I have my host escort my hotties up to the presidential suite. Oh my nieces , sorry.

Of course I have a strategic walk its called I'm f**ing amazing now watch my ass jiggle as I walk by. I always get a rush when I do my calls because I am normally the only black chick for miles so you can't miss me!

Are you f*king serious?  You've seen enough gals and done this enough times to know by now.  

I walk in the front door of the hotel like I own the place.  Take the elevator to the floor that my date is actually staying on, walk to her room and, if she hasn't left it unlatched for me, knock lightly.  When she opens the door I go in.

Anything that you do in a hotel is being recorded on a security camera somewhere.  When they see you get off the elevator, walk down the hall, go through the fire door, walk up a flight of stairs and then walk down another hallway they are all slapping their knees and laughing their asses off in the security office.

Just act like you've been there before.  It's not fucking rocket science.

Well for one, going to the same hotel weekly and never checking in. LOL

And if that place is hooker heaven, I'd be leery, too.  But if it's a fairly high-traffic place you are delusional if you think they recognize you.  Act like you belong there and you'll be fine.  They probably think you're a really good customer.  Just don't walk by the desk.

I keep one arm pit unshaven for that purpose.

I had a date once in a hotel where a room key was needed to use the elevators above the lobby level. Had to call the young lady, and she had to come down to get me. Fortunately, when she arrived, a group of businessmen were getting on the elevator, so I just followed them in. Didn't say a word to the girl or look at her, as the age disparity would have made everything obvious.

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Better yet, a CPA costume..........NO ONE would pay ANY attention

That's what I do.

I look like a business man, dress like a business man and am a business man so I just walk in a hotel like I'm staying there. You can tell from the outside of the building where the elevator is, so I walk right past the front desk usually saying hello on my way by just as I would if I was staying there.

And at dinner time you can watch the providers walking down the hill to go to Cracker Barrel.  Sit inside and you can watch a dozen working girls come and go.  

Elevator to 1st and 2nd floor. Talk stairs if it is higher than second floor.

1.  Confidently walk through the front door, staring at my smart phone.  
2.  Look up briefly, make eye contact and smile at whoever you see.
3.  Sit in lobby and play Angry Birds or go online to check box scores or see what maniac is screaming at another maniac on the TER Discussion Board.
4.  Look up and identify where the elevators are.  
5.  Continue #3 until text/email with room number.
6.  Strut to the elevator like I've got a 12 inch cock and suck down 2 Listerine Breath Strips on the way up.
7.  Knock gently, DON'T look around and smile into the peep hole

snapping pictures of various gents in the lobby!  makes them ever so comfortable... no I do not use my phone's camera - too subtle.  I use my trusty dusty full fledged SLR with a telephoto lens

So you don't have to be 007 :-P

LOL