Would you rather abstain from having sex for one full year because you’ve been cursed by a magical spell, or would you have sex with five other people to break the curse and resume having sex
If you have an anti sex spell running, how could you possibly have sex with five other people to break the spell? Sounds like you've got no choice other than let the year run out. If that's the case, I'd like to pick my friend ZM for my return to sex after a year's hiatus. That would be a rockin' session!!
If you have an anti sex spell running, how could you possibly have sex with five other people to break the spell? Sounds like you've got no choice other than let the year run out. If that's the case, I'd like to pick my friend ZM for my return to sex after a year's hiatus. That would be a rockin' session!!
Sure the clothes would melt before even attempting to take them off. Probably more of that sweet wine of yours to pour over the sizzling bodies again would be a good idea too. I know how you like your wine.
You know how I like my wine, but do you know how I like my kitty? Persian, Tuxedo, Russian Blue, or perhaps the Turkish Ankara? But then again, to which kitty am I referring?
Let's see: No sex for a year or sex with five people then regular sex.....I guess to make it tougher these would be five good looking women each one more demanding.. What am I missing?
Either one chooses to have no sex for one full year, at the end of which the person can resume their normal (hopefully very full) schedule of sexual activity; or, face the choice of having sex with only five individuals over the course of the remainder of their natural life (Presumably without limitation, though the thought occurred to me that the OP might have intended to have the subject enjoy only five sexual encounters for the rest of their lives, which would seem overly onerous.)
Assuming this to be the case*, I think I would choose the latter, and settle in with the best five gals I know. Being age 62 this would not seem to be such a problem, but if I were in my twenties, then the first option might seem more palatable.
Of course if their are other interpretations, feel free to add your collective two cents.
....but if those 5 people have to be nasty horrible people that you wouldnt ever want to be in the same room with much less have sex with.....well then I might just go for the abstinence.
....but if those 5 people have to be nasty horrible people that you wouldnt ever want to be in the same room with much less have sex with.....well then I might just go for the abstinence.
Let's see. All in one night...BBBJ and FS with a lady from Philly. BBBJTCIM with the second lady, an incredibly hot blond from Florida. Third lady, porn star from SD...just DATY. Ditto with fourth lady from Boston. Fifth and final with another lady from Boston...BBBJ and FS (second cup served). Guess any curses that applied are now gone. Considering what happened a few hours ago... yup.
Then again, the longest I've without since joining TER in spring 2004 is about a month. And magical curses weren't the cause....peak work times were.
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