We've all read bios that we knew were fake. There was one prolific poster here who faked her cultural background, lied about her age horribly, employment background, claimed to have a MBA from a good school (fake of course), owning real estate even though she rented and 100 other things. Others have done pretty much the same thing.

Between this post and the vacation one you must be having a very boring weekend

BUT, that doesn't mean he is always, or even mostly, wrong.

This board is certainly not for the thin skinned.  Not everyone is just full of sunshine and rainbows.  

Claim to be drunks, or suffer from some other deplorable social disease. WTF do they need with an Ivy League PHD lawyer that speaks twenty seven different languages, who happens to have time to turn tricks on the side.

and I am sure indoor plumbing still amazes you.

Oh I forgot.  He's a virgin

... that just make me smile or even lol (in a positive way) and put the provider on my to-see list because they're refreshingly honest and tongue-in-cheek about themselves and their profession.  No bs, just some good-natured humor (usually sassy, often self-deprecating).

Why would you make fun of a person for having a job. It's not even an insult.

The thing is, men don't care about a female's status.  Men want sexy, pretty, fun loving.  Men know that women inherit the man's status by pairing up with him.

Psychopathic liars, no

for being able to keep that straight face under a variety of trying circumstances!

It's pretty easy to keep a straight face because the only difference between my provider persona and my "real life" is a stage name to protect my privacy.  

You're not hiring them to be your sales manager.

In fact, I taught Kramer to do this.

Ok. That said.  
This is a world of fantasy! While I, and most of the women I've met, try to stay as close to reality as possible (without endangering our own privacy) there's definitely an amount of veiling and doublespeak necessary to build an image and create anticipation. The more a provider reveals (or seems to reveal), the more willing suspension of disbelief the patron should have.

This is not one of those times.  mrfisher's response didn't seem at all glib to me and there's no implication (except to you) that he "enjoys being lied to."  He simply doesn't give a fuck about lies at this petty level.  Neither do I. And your statement "They looked for trouble when they used fake backgrounds" is laughable on its face. You are apparently the only person on the planet who is bothered by the marketing fantasies spun by hookers.
Fishbro rolls his own way.  It's not my way but it works for him.  And knowing him as I do I can guarantee you you'd be a happier person if you were more like him.  
You might consider changing your handle.  To OldSourpussMonger.

I have no idea. You are waaaaaay too.... whatever..
Please relax.

how ridiculous you sound retorting without wit, when you asked the question in the first place?

and this hobby is no different.   Relax, it's theater.   Yes, we all get lied to every day in all kinds of ways.

I've known a few gals who believed their lies, and things did not turn out all that well for them.

I think your bio DOES matter. There are men looking for more than just looks, they are looking for people who share common interest, certain personality etc..... but lying about your education and other huge lies are unnecessary.

Great theory. I agree. Her background matters in the context of long term thinking (sugar baby or mistress), but does not matter to me in a limited scope relationship.

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I'm exactly the same. I feel like I could have written this myself. I'm literally the same personality, just under a different name.