I went to the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas last week for business (sadly, no time for play).  I checked into a very nice hotel and went to my room.  As soon as I sat down on the couch, all I could think about was I wonder how many TER mongers had defiled some sweet young thing right where I'm sitting.

The list of usual suspects immediately ran through my head and it read like the Top 10 posters on this board.  If I'd had one of those CSI ultraviolet splooge detectors, I'm sure I could have found some physical evidence that MP67 or GAGambler had already cum and gone before my arrival.

After a while, I didn't even want to set my iPad on any surface that was low enough that you could bend someone over it and take them from behind.  Yeah, next time I'm definitely packing a UV light.  Hey, I wonder if there's a app for that?  



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be thinking all that crap!

It's been well documented that most hotel rooms have leftovers from previous occupants.

As for the ladies, I was too tired to sleep, let alone party, after mixing it up all day with 100,000 people.

Plus, since I was traveling with a business partner, that pretty much killed any chances for arranging a secret meeting anyway.  He's not one of us.

Since you don't seem to have a sense of humor, I couldn't tell for sure.

Sleep well snuggled up in that physical evidence.


Thank you
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You actually think about other men's fluids  where you sit?  And you actually named those that may have left their mark!   Disgust!  Bet you had a nice dream in the sheets where you slept.   Instead of packing a UV light pack some balls.  



BLECH!

a bit unsettling. and the fact that both me and MP67 came to mind is even more unsettling. lol

Get help, Get help now!!!.

and BTW, yes I had been there before you and even the ceiling fan has my jiz on it. roflmfao

profile.

You two live on this board, apparently thinking the world can't continue without your opinion on every thread.  You put yourself in the middle of every discussion, and when just I mention your name in passing, in a post that's OBVIOUSLY supposed to be humorous, you get all outraged.  Give me a fucking break!

You two sure love to dish it out, but you obviously can't take it.  And I'm sure when MP67 sobers up enough to type, I'll hear from him too.

being too tired to sleep! Good luck on your new business venture!

You and I have shared some personal insights. I like you typical thought process but you're incorrect on Gambler at least. He's a dick(hell i'm a dick)but he can take shit with the best of them.

I've been places where paying for sex seemed counter-productive. And yes MOST times when i'm in rather large metro Hotels I DO wonder if my linens had been washed thoroughly. lol

I DON'T however conjure up specific fellows. LOL Maybe if in Boston I would wonder if mrfisher had EATEN here?

You'd never eat out again.

ask anyone who has ever seen me outraged.

You can't possibly be that dense, can you? Where the fuck do you get "outraged" by my response? Did you overdose on your estrogen today, Man the fuck up if you are going to play with the big kids. Outraged??? you must be on fucking crack. lmao

You guys think the answer to everything is calling someone a mangina, telling them to grow some balls, get a life, change their tampons etc.  Do any of the dozen or so guys that use their multiple aliases to control this board have an original thought beyond that of an adolescent?

This really isn't directed at you GaG, so I'm sorry that it's come out that way.  I was trying to have some fun, it could have been any known poster that I was referencing.  Someone could have put my handle in that sentence and I would have laughed.  It wasn't about you or anybody else in specific.  It was an attempt to have a little laugh at the fact that we all spend so much time thinking about this subject that I can't go to Vegas without wondering what TER guys might have gone their first.

Frankly, I'm sick of the hostility this board has become famous for.  If you're not one of the clique you get pounded by the multiple aliases.  

Man the fuck up?  At least I use one and only one alias, and have since 2001.

As I was walking through the AEE I was wondering who there was a TER monger and if any of the lovley ladies there would be getting railed later on that night by anyone of my bretheren. I know I had my fun while I was there.

She was joking that she was going to saving my used condoms for artificial insemination, so I took it and flung it up onto the ceiling fan where she couldn't reach.

Another time she insisted I was done, but I said I was not done, and told her to check the condom.  Then I went to the bathroom down the hall.  When I got back she gave the condom, said 'See?  You were done!' and indeed there was white stuff in there.  But I picked up the smell of hand cream and surprised her by dipping my finger in and tasting it.  Then I flung it off somewhere.

God help the people that have to clean up after me.

You whine as much when you see the ladies? I'd ask them myself, but you don't seem to have any reviews. I'll take it as a 'yes' and go from there.

I'll admit, I caught your humor in it. Originally. Then you became awfuly suspect when my dog G chomped down on your ass, in humor also.

Doesn't work when you get your panties all bunched up, and you have to EXPLAIN it was a joke.

I'm just glad he and I can sit there with a drink inhand and laugh at your ass!

BTW, if SmarticusMaximus is who I THINK it is? You're damn lucky that's ALL they said! lmao!!!

CHEERS, muthafucka! lol!!!

BTW, only one alias here pal. Ask anyone in the 'clique' and they'll tellya!

Listen. It's all in fun. Just kick back. Have yourself a champagne cocktail, or whatever the fuck it is you sip on, and it'll be alright. Trust me.

Yes - there is an app for that

http://download.cnet.com/Pocket-UV-Light/3000-31711_4-75201747.html

There's an app for everything, lol!