TER recognized people who write A LOT of reviews... not necessarily those who write well. (Although some prolific reviewers also write well).

seriously...  I HATE reading the porn-style reviews.

Okay, I'll go first: Ziggy440.

I don't come here to read herculean novels. I come here to read factual information about the provider I am looking to spend time with.  

I just want a succinct, accurate summary of what happened during the session including what acronyms were on the table and how genuine the lady seemed.

Just curious  LOL

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TER tends to "moderate" most reviews/reviewers to a boiler-plate formula.  

Style and substance are what matter..vivid and lurid descriptions of cum shots and tantalizing O's seem to help too..

Truth be told, I rarely read much of the text of most reviews. I am interested in a couple of things, are the pics real? does she have a good attitude? and what's on the menu, BBBJ, DFK etc?

Aside from that I am not really interested in how many times she came, or admonishments to "treat her good", or how well hung the reviewer is. Just the facts Maam, just the facts. Unfortunately TER won't approve reviews like that.

The Juicy Details are important, though, if only because the Basic Details are often out of date.  Basic details are set by the first reviewer, so unless she's among the few who get Admin to correct them, those details are frozen. So you need to read the Juicy Details to be sure of what's on her menu now.
That does not mean, of course, they need to be long and waxing with bullshit.

I only read the text of the review to glean that knowledge, I skim through the juicy details for looking for such phrases as "every bit as hot as her pics" or "Started a BBBJ"

So as I stated I do read the text, but I skim over most of it and don't read "much of the text" for the very reasons you stated. Like most of us who have read a thousand reviews or a thousand annual reports or offering memorandums, I have developed the skill of gleaning the imnportant information and ignoring the superfluous bullshit that is prevalent in every long winded tome.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/searchbyreviewerResults.asp?MemberName=VidiViciVeni

If reviews are fantasy, then why not have fun painting a wonderful picture of the experience? If anything, the way a review is written is not only telling of the subject of the fantasy, but of who is doing the writing. Poor grammar, clichés and tactless streams of acronyms lacking finesse of delivery--speaks volumes of the kind of personality and character the reviewer has.  

But as an alternative to writing a review, maybe a checklist review would suffice? Short, sweet, to the point--the prerequisite of actually writing anything is null.  

Gonna be tough for zig to blow himself.  Or did you really mean from "the reviewed"?

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan

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Ziggy holds no match to our resident mangina.. foreroticreview..

The reviews, for the most part, are self serving masturbatory tools written by mongers to memorialize spending money on their toys.

The recently-returned scoed is this board's all-time Mangina Champion, a position of which he is justly proud. Scoed is fully aware of his Manginahood and waves it like a banner.  He has happily owned his mangina status and cultivated it carefully and consciously for many reasons that make complete sense to him.  He used to take a lot of shit here but bore up manfully and has the respect of many of us. Forerotic review is a wannabe.
Scoed Rules!

TER does not require long verbiage and I've seen reviews so short they were useless and I couldn't figure out how they got approved.  I try to find the happy medium in a few paragraphs.

Although I never had any interaction with scoed.  

I gotta big fuckin' mouth.

I like well written reviews  that give more insight to a girls personality rather than just the acronyms, and I like humorous reviews. Sometimes for humor, I just read all the 1s and 2s. LOL

I think I hurt his feelings

Afte I told foreroticreview to stop drooling on the newbie board he stopped posting there. I think that was his last post! I never read any of his reviews but his posts made me throw up.

They really have great emagination...  
I tend to grab the words from the reviews to for my ads.... lol..

It all depends on how fast you read...

Best Review Ever !!!

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=2818

Are you really the FedEx actor?

I go llloooooooooonnnnngggggggg.

The provider in question is probably drawing Social Security by now. lol

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=1

But wouldn't you really feel like a dumbass writing yet another rip off review after seeing how many were written before you? Can you really feel sorry for a guy too dumb to read the reviews BEFORE seeing her, instead of writing one AFTER getting ripped off by her?

Only this time, "Your MONEY May Vary!" No shit, Gambler. How fkin stupid can some guys be?

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Can you imagine what the real number was?

People throw around a number of about 1 in 20 that actually write a review, I have no idea if it's accurate or not, but just suppose it is, that would make for 1600 guys that she fucked, and not in the good way. lol

Yeah, I really love to know how your date went.  

But this thread is about writing style. I lack any real skill with the written word so I will concede to any others on this board in that area. Hell, I used to take tons of shit because of my writing. I is better than it was, but it is still lacking.

His writing style actually can give people orgasms...

Obviously lol Miss K

And yet, I can tell you took more trouble than usual to make this post free of any poor writing.  I am not sure what that proves in terms of your mangina status.  I do know that no one has embraced his Inner Mangina the way you have, sir!  Congratulations!  You are perhaps the only Mangina deserving of respect.
PS: Is the plural of Mangina, "Mangini ?"

That V3 review may be the all-time classic.  But that's what Kendall brings out in you.  You haven't lived until you've experienced her, not just the sex but her amazing lines.  I recall telling her how great her head game was and she looked up at me with Goo-Goo Eyes, batted her lashes and simply said, "I HOPE so!"
But she already had me with her greeting that day: "I want to be you Ass Whore."  So glad she's back in action.

Outside of alluding to something personal a time or two, My Bad, I've never been moderated

liam, I think you're confused about the "moderation" of reviews.  All reviews are read and approved before going up, to make sure they conform to TER rules.  So in that sense everyone who posts a review is "moderated."  I think what you mean is when a review is "Unapproved" and bounced back to the poster with an explanation of what needs to be fixed.  That's happened to most of us a time or two.  And it never results in the poster being moderated on the boards.

I replied to was referring to TER moderating reviews to "Boiler plate" styles.
To the contrary. They give you free reign to create your "story".
I've never had my reviews moderated for style, or story content, except for the innocuous personal info inadvertently included.

PM me, CPA, and teach me how to make that happen, please. I thought that all I got was VIP membership, and the opportunity to relive a (usually) wonderful fantasy with a beautiful woman. Or exorcise a crappy one.

Re: Best Review Ever !!!

Haha!