Although I never had any interaction with scoed.
Still you have to give credit to forerotic for his writing abilities.TER recognized people who write A LOT of reviews... not necessarily those who write well. (Although some prolific reviewers also write well).
So... in your opinion... what hobbyist has the best writing style
seriously... I HATE reading the porn-style reviews.
Truth be told, I rarely read much of the text of most reviews. I am interested in a couple of things, are the pics real? does she have a good attitude? and what's on the menu, BBBJ, DFK etc?
Aside from that I am not really interested in how many times she came, or admonishments to "treat her good", or how well hung the reviewer is. Just the facts Maam, just the facts. Unfortunately TER won't approve reviews like that.
The Juicy Details are important, though, if only because the Basic Details are often out of date. Basic details are set by the first reviewer, so unless she's among the few who get Admin to correct them, those details are frozen. So you need to read the Juicy Details to be sure of what's on her menu now.
That does not mean, of course, they need to be long and waxing with bullshit.
Aside from that I am not really interested in how many times she came, or admonishments to "treat her good", or how well hung the reviewer is. Just the facts Maam, just the facts. Unfortunately TER won't approve reviews like that.
I only read the text of the review to glean that knowledge, I skim through the juicy details for looking for such phrases as "every bit as hot as her pics" or "Started a BBBJ"
So as I stated I do read the text, but I skim over most of it and don't read "much of the text" for the very reasons you stated. Like most of us who have read a thousand reviews or a thousand annual reports or offering memorandums, I have developed the skill of gleaning the imnportant information and ignoring the superfluous bullshit that is prevalent in every long winded tome.
Okay, I'll go first: Ziggy440.
Simple sentence construction; varied sentence-length; brilliantly detailed imagery. A++
Never realized zippers were sexy until I read his reviews
Just curious LOL
Simple sentence construction; varied sentence-length; brilliantly detailed imagery. A++
Never realized zippers were sexy until I read his reviews.
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Gonna be tough for zig to blow himself. Or did you really mean from "the reviewed"?
And FWIW the two gals (Maple and Adriana) who commented on this thread (I'm not including LR as she is just an attention whore looking to retake the Top whoring spot of posters LOL) both have reviews by our ziggy.
I don't know if that means anything...but it is odd
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Ziggy holds no match to our resident mangina.. foreroticreview..
You should read some of his reviews just for entertainment purposes only...
Caution...You will throw up if you take them too seriously...
The reviews, for the most part, are self serving masturbatory tools written by mongers to memorialize spending money on their toys.
The only thing more outlandish than foreroticreviews reviews are his posts.
Amazing that most of the reviewers simply can't fathom calling it like it really is. And for good reason in many cases.
But talk to many via back channel...and the real stories of what she looks like emerges. Honestly that's a main reason I stopped reviewing hookers...most are plain looking gals...5's on the real world scale. On TER that is a 7 or 8 however. But give some gal a 5 here...and you better not have given her any real info including your TER handles/aliases.
Oh wait...give her that so we can all read about that stalking nutcase action
You should read some of his reviews just for entertainment purposes only...
Caution...You will throw up if you take them too seriously...
The recently-returned scoed is this board's all-time Mangina Champion, a position of which he is justly proud. Scoed is fully aware of his Manginahood and waves it like a banner. He has happily owned his mangina status and cultivated it carefully and consciously for many reasons that make complete sense to him. He used to take a lot of shit here but bore up manfully and has the respect of many of us. Forerotic review is a wannabe.
Scoed Rules!
Although I never had any interaction with scoed.
Still you have to give credit to forerotic for his writing abilities.
But this thread is about writing style. I lack any real skill with the written word so I will concede to any others on this board in that area. Hell, I used to take tons of shit because of my writing. I is better than it was, but it is still lacking.
And yet, I can tell you took more trouble than usual to make this post free of any poor writing. I am not sure what that proves in terms of your mangina status. I do know that no one has embraced his Inner Mangina the way you have, sir! Congratulations! You are perhaps the only Mangina deserving of respect.
PS: Is the plural of Mangina, "Mangini ?"
Afte I told foreroticreview to stop drooling on the newbie board he stopped posting there. I think that was his last post! I never read any of his reviews but his posts made me throw up.
PM me, CPA, and teach me how to make that happen, please. I thought that all I got was VIP membership, and the opportunity to relive a (usually) wonderful fantasy with a beautiful woman. Or exorcise a crappy one.
Yes, I have written fantasies about both Maple and Adrianna (at the fantastical, magical 400 price, too, IIRC). Lovely ladies, though neither was the subject of more than a short story for me.
zig
I don't come here to read herculean novels. I come here to read factual information about the provider I am looking to spend time with.
There are plenty of prolific writers, but that doesn't mean anything if they are just writing for their own mental masturbation. I want facts that can help me make decision, and I rarely get them from reviews alone.. So I use other methods to get the info I am seeking.. The reviews are good to give you general idea of the provider...
Sorry if that doesn't answer your original question....
To answer your question directly, I love GaGambler's writing style... Best reviews ever...
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I just want a succinct, accurate summary of what happened during the session including what acronyms were on the table and how genuine the lady seemed.
But as an alternative to writing a review, maybe a checklist review would suffice? Short, sweet, to the point--the prerequisite of actually writing anything is null.
Genius! :-P
TER does not require long verbiage and I've seen reviews so short they were useless and I couldn't figure out how they got approved. I try to find the happy medium in a few paragraphs.
It all depends on how fast you read...
(I've been accused of having a photographic memory; I read murderously fast, and I can type in excess of 110 WPM...)
lol
Are you really the FedEx actor?
4 hour dinner date in 6 minutes...whew
(I've been accused of having a photographic memory; I read murderously fast, and I can type in excess of 110 WPM...)
lol
I go llloooooooooonnnnngggggggg.
It's all about my need to spin down to Erf.
Being nuts has its logistical issues.
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His writing style actually can give people orgasms...
He may want to think of charging!
Posting a guy that has creepy eyes, ugh
TER tends to "moderate" most reviews/reviewers to a boiler-plate formula.
It is hard to have or judge a writing style or finesse when "Not objective enough" is used to disallow literary license in an otherwise "fictional" accounting of a hobbyist’s experience.
Outside of alluding to something personal a time or two, My Bad, I've never been moderated
liam, I think you're confused about the "moderation" of reviews. All reviews are read and approved before going up, to make sure they conform to TER rules. So in that sense everyone who posts a review is "moderated." I think what you mean is when a review is "Unapproved" and bounced back to the poster with an explanation of what needs to be fixed. That's happened to most of us a time or two. And it never results in the poster being moderated on the boards.
I replied to was referring to TER moderating reviews to "Boiler plate" styles.
To the contrary. They give you free reign to create your "story".
I've never had my reviews moderated for style, or story content, except for the innocuous personal info inadvertently included.
unlike right now our Posts are up right away....no moderation.....
Style and substance are what matter..vivid and lurid descriptions of cum shots and tantalizing O's seem to help too..
So... in your opinion... what hobbyist has the best writing style?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/searchbyreviewerResults.asp?MemberName=VidiViciVeni
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/searchbyreviewerResults.asp?MemberName=wow0315
I just like guys who find more creative (tactful) ways to say, "I shot my wad down her throat."
For instance, "She is the Ultimate-Prime, Sex-Kitten-Buddha-Goddess incarnate's avatar in the physical realm of existence. She tore a hole in my space-time continuum and jacked off my reality (VVV, 2012)." Priceless bwahahhaa!
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I gotta big fuckin' mouth.
Almost as big as yours.
I R an artiste as well, so, yackity-yackity-yack with much aplomb.
Obviously 
lol Miss K
That V3 review may be the all-time classic. But that's what Kendall brings out in you. You haven't lived until you've experienced her, not just the sex but her amazing lines. I recall telling her how great her head game was and she looked up at me with Goo-Goo Eyes, batted her lashes and simply said, "I HOPE so!"
But she already had me with her greeting that day: "I want to be you Ass Whore." So glad she's back in action.
If reviews are fantasy, then why not have fun painting a wonderful picture of the experience? If anything, the way a review is written is not only telling of the subject of the fantasy, but of who is doing the writing. Poor grammar, clichés and tactless streams of acronyms lacking finesse of delivery--speaks volumes of the kind of personality and character the reviewer has.
But of course, when you can receive free VIP for writing a few acronyms and clichés, it does not quite create an incentive for the exceptional.
To some ladies it is a turn off; Others could not care less. There is room for everyone! To the companion that wants to provide you with the greatest experience she possibly can (and enjoy herself as well), it certainly helps to know if your personality will mesh. A well written fantasy that alludes to a great sense of humor, intelligence, or all around cheekiness can definitely make the difference!
I like well written reviews that give more insight to a girls personality rather than just the acronyms, and I like humorous reviews. Sometimes for humor, I just read all the 1s and 2s. LOL
There are some interesting review writers out there.
I was going to mention Pauliewalnuts but BP already did.
There is a guy from my home state who I enjoy reading his reviews due to his writing style. Here are a couple clips: (Below is a link to all his reviews)
Even if I had punched the munchkin earlier to numb the boto, shit man, I almost lost it right there! Thoughts of Kimbo Slice’s shitty black asshole distracted and did the job.
They really have great emagination...
I tend to grab the words from the reviews to for my ads.... lol..
The provider in question is probably drawing Social Security by now. lol
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=1
A biggest string of LOSERS you will see. One has to be "marketing genius" to get close to 80 reviews..
But wouldn't you really feel like a dumbass writing yet another rip off review after seeing how many were written before you? Can you really feel sorry for a guy too dumb to read the reviews BEFORE seeing her, instead of writing one AFTER getting ripped off by her?
Can you imagine what the real number was?
People throw around a number of about 1 in 20 that actually write a review, I have no idea if it's accurate or not, but just suppose it is, that would make for 1600 guys that she fucked, and not in the good way. lol
Only this time, "Your MONEY May Vary!" No shit, Gambler. How fkin stupid can some guys be?
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Yeah, I really love to know how your date went.
YMMV
LMFAO