Recently was DATY with a lovely young lady.  She was thoroughly enjoying herself, squirming all over and moaning, and I think she just lost control and farted right in my face.  At first I was shocked and a bit disgusted.   But within seconds, we laughed about it and she apologized profusely.  Still, it's the first time I've ever had my face farted into.

Anybody else make a girl squirm so much she loses control and rips one?

Is this discussion really necessary?

I can't claim I knew WTF I was doing to my HS sweetie, but she lost control for a few seconds and topped it off with a fart.  I'm not sure she even knew, & she was sure beyond caring, and I was fucking amazed I could do that, too.

Sounds like you are getting this without having to pay extra.  And the problem is.....?

Had one provider let loose with "two" that any man would have been proud to claim.

U sure it was a fart and not a quive.. Meaning you made her pussy fart..

who made Redd Foxx sound like Pat Boone.

One of his jokes was about how a gal farted while he was going down on her.

He looked up at her and said:

"Thank you for that breath of fresh air."

I don't suggest using that line however unless you don't care much about your nuts.

Umm... I think I can tell the difference, considering I'm an excellent farter myself.  And before you ask, yes, I'm positive it was her and not me.  As I said, we laughed about it.  She didn't deny doing it, but was em-bare-assed - pun intended.

a few months back.

Very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g



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Sound like double indigestion..

At first, I wasn't positive, but then she ripped the second one, and I'm thinking, "Was it something I said?"

she ate.   lol

Swim

I'm sure the olfactory senses can quickly tell the difference.

Thank You
2008=27

but I don't know if I'm that good...

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And for me its not like a smelly gas fart, its air. That simple. Sometimes you relax really good and it happens.

I just say I am sorry and the gent is totally fine with it.


Shane

This is one that Paul Simon didn't put in the song.

I had a woman Quefe in my face. Like most she was Face down Azz up and I was licking her from behind  which she was loving and out came a loud puff of air.. It smells like what her choccie smelled at the time which wasnt bad , I just rolled with the punch and kept going LOL

MrLic

I needed a good laugh.  I am laughing so hard my ovaries hurt.  It's so funny because recently a client passed some gas while I was giving oral.  He was so embarrassed that I was wishing I could let one rip to make him feel better.

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When some shit comes out with her fart, then it becomes a scat session and you have to tip her more for that.

Not a fart, thank god. But a Queef is totally uncontrollable and they happen to all women, as far as i know

First hole so happy second hole sing.

Jimbo

GEEZ....I would have paid extra to have her cut a few...I LOVE girl's farts..
AB