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pumpnblow2190 reads

Recently was DATY with a lovely young lady.  She was thoroughly enjoying herself, squirming all over and moaning, and I think she just lost control and farted right in my face.  At first I was shocked and a bit disgusted.   But within seconds, we laughed about it and she apologized profusely.  Still, it's the first time I've ever had my face farted into.

Anybody else make a girl squirm so much she loses control and rips one?

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LePetomane1274 reads

Is this discussion really necessary?

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Puck729 reads

Related Link: The Fartiste

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completely lost620 reads

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TedFuckinNugent757 reads

I can't claim I knew WTF I was doing to my HS sweetie, but she lost control for a few seconds and topped it off with a fart.  I'm not sure she even knew, & she was sure beyond caring, and I was fucking amazed I could do that, too.

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holeydiver649 reads

Sounds like you are getting this without having to pay extra.  And the problem is.....?

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hungry1951886 reads

Had one provider let loose with "two" that any man would have been proud to claim.

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rosemann564 reads

Sound like double indigestion..

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hungry1951367 reads

At first, I wasn't positive, but then she ripped the second one, and I'm thinking, "Was it something I said?"

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swimtrekr368 reads

she ate.   lol

Swim

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Jack Daniels958 reads

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VisitingProf759 reads

a few months back.

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TrinaDevyne737 reads

U sure it was a fart and not a quive.. Meaning you made her pussy fart..

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pumpnblow385 reads

Umm... I think I can tell the difference, considering I'm an excellent farter myself.  And before you ask, yes, I'm positive it was her and not me.  As I said, we laughed about it.  She didn't deny doing it, but was em-bare-assed - pun intended.

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followme754 reads

I'm sure the olfactory senses can quickly tell the difference.

Thank You
2008=27

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mrlicher750 reads

I had a woman Quefe in my face. Like most she was Face down Azz up and I was licking her from behind  which she was loving and out came a loud puff of air.. It smells like what her choccie smelled at the time which wasnt bad , I just rolled with the punch and kept going LOL

MrLic

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mrfisher794 reads

who made Redd Foxx sound like Pat Boone.

One of his jokes was about how a gal farted while he was going down on her.

He looked up at her and said:

"Thank you for that breath of fresh air."

I don't suggest using that line however unless you don't care much about your nuts.

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VisitingProf583 reads

Very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g



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Related Link: Do pretty girls fart?

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SLOTraveler330 reads

but I don't know if I'm that good...

-- Modified on 1/18/2008 11:13:12 PM

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ShaneofPhilly355 reads

And for me its not like a smelly gas fart, its air. That simple. Sometimes you relax really good and it happens.

I just say I am sorry and the gent is totally fine with it.


Shane

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Madison_Ohare354 reads

I needed a good laugh.  I am laughing so hard my ovaries hurt.  It's so funny because recently a client passed some gas while I was giving oral.  He was so embarrassed that I was wishing I could let one rip to make him feel better.

-- Modified on 1/19/2008 7:30:55 PM

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sheri714417 reads

Not a fart, thank god. But a Queef is totally uncontrollable and they happen to all women, as far as i know

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THRUSTER536 reads

This is one that Paul Simon didn't put in the song.

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JohnHolmes1209 reads

When some shit comes out with her fart, then it becomes a scat session and you have to tip her more for that. :)

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Jimbomania893 reads

First hole so happy second hole sing.

Jimbo

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aloisbrunner252 reads

GEEZ....I would have paid extra to have her cut a few...I LOVE girl's farts..
AB

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