Why oh Why do some of the guys do the craziest things, I mean things simply beyond obsecene?
They call you up in the wee morning hours.
They get you out of bed make you rush to take a shower, after that surely, you will have more power...
To make the trek half way cross town, in hopes of changing into a cute lil evening gown...
Now you are pulling up in their drive, you already called to confirm the "bribe"...
You hop out your car as fresh as a daisy,
Just to find out this guy is an asshole, crazy, or lazy
Now he won't answer his phone, now he won't open the door, now you are pissed of so you honk on the horn.
You don't give a damn if his neighbors know, he called over a hot ass chick to blow blow blow!!!
He calls you, you come over it is as simple as that.
He pays you, he lays you... a fact is a fact.
So why would he call you if he didn't know that?
Why couldn't he just follow the rules, He's a rat.
Why won't he answer the phone or the door?
Is he ashamed, ugly, or a bore?
Well I was horny as fuck as I made that drive, and he just missed out on the best fucking lay of his life.
Dedicated to all the morons, assholes, peeping toms, bug a boos, jingle an jacks, and the rude disrespectful jerks who occasionally participate in the industry.
let's see another poem, one about either what would make you "the best fucking lay of his life", or one dedicated to the "good" guys you have known in the hobby.
That way we can all agree with you about how much that client missed out.
Unfortunately, there are bad people in all aspects of life, and the news, the tabloids, and country music document all of that well. I like seeing things that document the good people, though, so show me what you've got, Queenie!
this one is about all the good times about the laughter shared during an evening he could spare he could usually only sneak away during the day I didn't mind as long as he was almost on time I brought wine and he let it pour there were no disturbing knocks on the door the candles were lit and in a little bit we slipped to the bed and lay on the red silk spread he tenderly kissed my lips and we quietly reminissed my hands roamed to his crotch what I found was as hard as a rock I whispered in his ear what I said was only for him to hear sweet nothings sweet everythings as we were undressing I found my lips pressing all over his body damn I feel naughty I suck and I lick I tease and torment I know he can't last and I lament please don't stop now I am not spent I slow things down then I go to town the room is aroar I don't stop I want more the explosion hits in our stomach pits and I sweetly say this is your lucky day are you ready for number two my dear believe me you have nothing to fear exstacy is very near we touch and caress I move his hands to my breasts supple and full I begin to gently pull I feel the firmness begin to rise with that I go down and close my eyes I feel him watching me as I suck I open my eyes and I know he is ready to fuck I gently brush my body to his and we begin at it like we were kids tender and nervous the plesaure regains momentum as the the blood soars through our veins My body pulsates and moves God if I kill him will I get sued? faster and faster till we both explode and I continue to move like nobody knows nothing will stop me I am on a mission some though have told me I have to much ambition I look in his eyes as they soften this smile on his face I have seen often not a regular I must admit now please don't have a fit the faces are many and change all the time on thing is sure the smile lasts them miles so if my prose aroused any questions surely ask and I will reply my suggestions
Isn't the very fact that he would call in the wee hours of the morning, expecting someone to just hop on over a clear indication of the kind of guy he IS? Then why would you expect to find anything differently?
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