Ok. We all have this from time to time, even with some of the decently reviewed clients.
So you've got a client over, and things are going smoothly...
you start to take off your dress and toss it playfully down, and suddenly...

"no! not like that!"

The client actually asks you to put your dress BACK ON, and then take it back off "like this".

What do you do?
How do you personally handle strange (but harmless) quirks in clients?

just thought i'd ask for curiosity's sake, how others deal with
this kind of thing (like i said, as long as it's harmless. just a little weird..lol)
~

also, if you want, what's the weirdest thing a client has ever done?

That's the fun part about foreplay and all, exploring each others desires and quirks. and if he desires I slowly wiggle out my dress or rip it off, I'm game.
The strangest request was to DATY during my time a month.
Unfortunately for him, I stopped getting my period a few years ago due to birth control.

hope you had fun and enjoyed his quicks

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Fuck I have bought one a dress and still have not seen it on her, but I'm not stressing it. Some people have OCD obsessive compulsive disorder, just go with it he will probably be a very longterm and well tipping client if you can play into his OCD.

MM

lmao.... that's exactly what i did with that one

i dont have any problems catering to whatever someone likes,
exactly down to the last detail.
it's a luxury service after all

i was just reminded of it the other day, and thought i'd ask around and
see what some of yours are

Not a huge deal, but would be nice if he had said something BEFORE you took the shit off.

i agree completely.
like i've said before, it's a luxury service.
so... i try to make it absolutely perfect.

though..
i do remember early on, when i'd just started this type of work
i was pretty shocked with the first few incredibly specific requests.
i couldn't believe HOW SPECIFIC some were, lol.

i pretty much chalk it up, to some guys have fantasized about certain
things quite a lot. so when they finally get it, it should be just as
imagined

i havnt had a whole lot of requests like that (yet.. im sure the day will come..lol)

one of the things i advertise is being openminded and uninhibited, so.. i try to stick with it.

lol...oh wait.... arent we? XD

I've played "cowboys and indians" with one gal that I've known for quite a few years.

No issue of her getting out of her Indian Princess outfit complete with braided hair and headband.

At least not till I was ready to untie her.

Or the 7th Calvary arrived.  

Posted By: mi55alice

Ok. We all have this from time to time, even with some of the decently reviewed clients.
So you've got a client over, and things are going smoothly...
you start to take off your dress and toss it playfully down, and suddenly...

"no! not like that!"

The client actually asks you to put your dress BACK ON, and then take it back off "like this".

What do you do?
How do you personally handle strange (but harmless) quirks in clients?

just thought i'd ask for curiosity's sake, how others deal with
this kind of thing (like i said, as long as it's harmless. just a little weird..lol)
~

also, if you want, what's the weirdest thing a client has ever done?

How about  playing Mommy dearest with your john in diapers begging for his nipple milk ?
I'll pray you never have a diaper change request .  

 

 

Posted By: mi55alice

Ok. We all have this from time to time, even with some of the decently reviewed clients.
So you've got a client over, and things are going smoothly...
you start to take off your dress and toss it playfully down, and suddenly...

"no! not like that!"

The client actually asks you to put your dress BACK ON, and then take it back off "like this".

What do you do?
How do you personally handle strange (but harmless) quirks in clients?

just thought i'd ask for curiosity's sake, how others deal with
this kind of thing (like i said, as long as it's harmless. just a little weird..lol)
~

also, if you want, what's the weirdest thing a client has ever done?

Every time, and I mean EVERY time, I'm standing there pitching a tent in my underpants, and you girls ALWAYS know what I'm thinking.

If you don't want us to think you can read minds, stop reading our minds!

Did you ever see "Carnal Knowledge"? Young Nicholson (and Art Garfunkel, Candy Bergen).
Jack is a bit of a cocksmith but as he gets older, he needs "a little help" to get going. See if this clip reminds you of your guy (starts at about 1:45)

On another note, In "Ball Four", Jim Bouton reveals that one of his teammates was paid 80 bucks multiple times to go up to the guys room and throw oranges at his naked ass. The teammate said (quoting from memory) "this was when I was young and really bringing it (throwing hard). I used to raise some big fucking welts on his ass".

That's pretty weird

Talked about a Japanese guy who came out of the bathroom dressed as a cheerleader. He went right into the "Hey Mickey" song...

I pissed my pants laughing for a good 5 minutes.

Posted By: mi55alice

Ok. We all have this from time to time, even with some of the decently reviewed clients.
So you've got a client over, and things are going smoothly...
you start to take off your dress and toss it playfully down, and suddenly...

"no! not like that!"

The client actually asks you to put your dress BACK ON, and then take it back off "like this".

What do you do?
How do you personally handle strange (but harmless) quirks in clients?

just thought i'd ask for curiosity's sake, how others deal with
this kind of thing (like i said, as long as it's harmless. just a little weird..lol)
~

also, if you want, what's the weirdest thing a client has ever done?

I believe it was from real stories of a call girl. I think it was a link, because I remember watching the video.

That or I saw it television.

Someone on the board said yesterday VIP means VIP providers tray clients as VIP’s. Suppose, you  just proved him wrong.

How about a "GUY GPS" from Garmin that would give you a roadmap and verbal directions????

I would do as he asked,  I mean it's a fantasy right?
Don't mind outfit requests or disrobing preferences.
The only strange thing I've had asked is if I'd wear those ugly yellow dish washing gloves. NBD lol.

Right -- if I was requesting gloves they might be the skin-tight latex kind the dental hygenist uses, or else skin-tight leather.