Lmao!!!😂

Great post PS!!! I needed a good laugh 😚
XOXO  
TL

Hopefully I have her permission to post it. If not she can have her "still not an attorney" mrfisher, contact my attorneys, Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe, to work out some type of settlement.

Anyway, a great blast from the past. Some of these folks are still around. Some have left us.

 
  " Night Before Christmas" by Rasha  
   
T'was the night before Christmas, and I'm alone here in bed;  
 No clients are calling, the phone is quite dead.
 The stockings are hung by the chimney with care;  
 I just took a peek -no envelopes there.
 It seems all the guys, since they had their druthers;  
 Choose Christmas at home with their significant others.
 So if I cannot give pleasure to some horney chap;  
 I'll just settle in for a long winter's nap.
 Then out on the street there arose such a clatter;  
 I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
 Away to the window I flew like a flash;  
 Could someone be seeking some fine Christmas ass?
 When what to my wondering eyes should appear;  
 My dear fellow posters bringing joy and good cheer.
 There's Curly and Nicky and Perfect and Crazy;  
 London and Clarence oh the names get quite hazy.
 We have Cullen and Back-in, MacDaddy and Cubbie;  
 The list can go on, it's really most cluby.
 Even Saturn and Hotplants just happened by;  
 (They mistook when they heard I'd be serving up pie)
 And let's not forget the head of this troop;  
 Our own CPA - direct from the Loop.
 So while the spirit still glows, this toast I propose;  
 Merry Christmas to all, now lets take off our clothes!

You guys made my day with these two versions of the Christmas Story!  Have to admire whoever has the ability to do such rewrites.

Thanks for sharing on Christmas Day.

Thanks for the LMAO moments!

I'd have to flip a coin to decide which poem I like the best, yours or Rrasha's!  And I'm not going to flip a coin and choose!  

Steph XO