When I am out of town in business, I will often book a 2-hr session with one of the WLA girls about 30 minutes from LAX for 90 min after my arrival time, and then go home from there.  About half the time, there is some kind of delay along the way that gets me in late and my two-hour session turns into some fraction of that, since my time starts at the time that was booked.  

 
After a few of these I thought I would be smarter and allow an extra hour the next time, but everything that day went according to schedule, and I ended up arriving at the incall 80 minutes early. Texted the booker and could not get in before my scheduled time.  Sitting in my car waiting, I fell asleep and still ended up 15 minutes late.  A sane person would stop booking these situations, but I can't help myself.  I'm not always sane when it comes to pussy. Lol

I grabbed a buddy of mine one night, and took off to a little hole in the wall club. I'm usually pretty calm and never lose control around strippers, but there was this blonde ...
She was just that kind of right ( or wrong) for me!
I took a private with her in the VIP room, and this girl had me ready to frame a house without a hammer!  
On this particular night, I had just gotten my quarterly bonus, and was walking around with just shy of a grand in cash on me. While she was dancing, I pulled the was partially from my pocket, fanned it for her and said" what'll it take?"
Yeah... I was slightly lubricated, but dead serious. I guess she did well enough on tips, cuz she turned it down.  
I'm glad Too! With inflation, that would translate to around 1800 right now. She was smoking hott, but I would have seriously overpaid! Now... that would have been some buyers remorse..... maybe. It might have been that damn good too! But ...having to explain to my then wife where a grand went....probably would have ended that marriage 16 yrs earlier than it lasted.

...... but I've been married and divorced twice.

I think the most I dropped in one night in a VIP room was somewhere around $3,000.. in Myrtle Beach.. got laid... but i could have had a few hours with tbe Palmer Twins for that.. I'm smarter now... i think...

I have an ATM card with my local back that will refund ATM surcharges for "outside" ATMs.  Little to they know...ha ha.  

Easy for me to spend several hundred dollars in a Florida strip club with a smile.

I usually go in with a few 20's in my left pants pocket and a wad of 1's in my right.  When I know my favorite [specific] girls are there I will also hide a few 100's in my socks.

Never take a wallet into a strip club.

Truth can be stranger than fiction.

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