Question for the ladies,  I finally had my first experience with a provider and it was most enjoyable.  I started thinking about orgasms......so if you just are not going to have one in a session, do you feel the need to be vocal and demonstrative and fake it....to make the hobbyist feel good??  I have to tell you, I would prefer if you didn't fake it and make a lot of noise just to put on a show.

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  I love THAT form!!!!!

There is a $ 100 credit against tax for each documented hooker orgasm.

Do you really expect to get an honest answer here from the ladies? You are paying for a performance of your pleasure, so feel free to request that she not fake a thing - I hope you like what you get! But really, take the pressure off; it can still be fun to play without going all the way.

Yeah I love the reviews that talk about the provider having orgasm after orgasm after orgasm in a matter of minutes!!!!  and this is just in the first 5 minutes of the session!!!

I've never faked an orgasm.

Ok, I'll admit, I've had to fake it on numerous occasions. Some women just get all bent out of shape when their man (even a client) doesn't finish.

Full disclosure here, I drink like a fish,I am well over fifty, and I sometimes try to fuck four or five different women in the same day. Notice I said "try", sometimes finishing is just out of the question. lol

Seriously, one of the best things you can do, for both of our pleasure, is to not even worry about it.

the quickest way to get me to NOT cum is for the women to start with the "cum for me baby" crap. I won't lose wood, but I damn sure won't cum either.

I never ask a woman if she has cum or not, partly because I won't necessarily believe the answer anyhow, and partly because I don't want to insult her and get the "couldn't you tell?" answer either.

Hi There Hun
If your faking it in a session then it's time to leave the industry.
You should be enjoying yourself.
Have a fab day !!
Alley
Xo

Actually I mentioned it partly because I am a bit miffed that I am having to talk about it instead of doing it today. I was hoping to get out of town and go south today, but business got in the way. So instead of being balls deep in some chica right now, I am still in the office doing actual "work". AND I am stone cold sober to boot, I am going to completely ruin my hard earned reputation if I keep this up.

But many use this...or so I've heard  LOL

Maybe I'll try it, see if there's a record for wetness.

but really I am not that compulsive.

Well ok, I am a compulsive whore monger, and unlike some here, I don't mind "mixing my vices" lol

and if you hadn't noticed, I can take it as well as dish it out. Nothing said here should be taken too personally. My friends say things much worse about me than my enemies. lol

Now that is hot!!  I love droolers!

Reviewers lie?

Now that's my kinda a lady !!!! Luv it Alley !!!

In Obamacare

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Why, today alone I gave her about five and at least four of them were squirters.  Do I get extra credit for that?  Of course I gave her a fat envelope and a 10/10.  If I keep this up the IRS will be refunding me enough coin to fund my mongering into 2015!

Same with me... I'm not so much of a screamer! As the saying goes... Actions speak louder than words! ;

Agreed! If you aren't enjoying your time with all the amazing gents on this site, probably best to go down another path career wise!! ...And I'm sure gents feel the same way, they want the provider to be enjoying it just as much as they are. If one person is really into it,and the other person is laying there waiting for it to end... It might get a little awkward.... :/