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Re: Secret message from ChgoCPA...:D
cpaguy69 699 reads
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  I love THAT form!!!!!

cpaguy692196 reads

Question for the ladies,  I finally had my first experience with a provider and it was most enjoyable.  I started thinking about orgasms......so if you just are not going to have one in a session, do you feel the need to be vocal and demonstrative and fake it....to make the hobbyist feel good??  I have to tell you, I would prefer if you didn't fake it and make a lot of noise just to put on a show.

Your thoughts......

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Posted By: ChgoCPA

I always make them fill 1099-CUM, then they don't have a choice..Can't believe you haven't heard of the form yet..Its as old as the IRS, but slightly younger than Taylor Steele...

If they don't cum, IRS will be up their ass..

Good luck...:D



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cpaguy69700 reads

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  I love THAT form!!!!!

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Dr Who revived716 reads

There is a $ 100 credit against tax for each documented hooker orgasm.

Now you know why the "big spenders" only see the 10/10 hookers...according to the reviews nearly all of them achieve 5+ O's a session.

I am sure NONE of them are fake  ;)

Posted By: cpaguy69
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  I love THAT form!!!!!

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cpaguy69569 reads

Yeah I love the reviews that talk about the provider having orgasm after orgasm after orgasm in a matter of minutes!!!!  and this is just in the first 5 minutes of the session!!!

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rainbowCPA510 reads

Reviewers lie?

Posted By: cpaguy69
Yeah I love the reviews that talk about the provider having orgasm after orgasm after orgasm in a matter of minutes!!!!  and this is just in the first 5 minutes of the session!!!

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Foodyguy658 reads

In Obamacare

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inicky46525 reads

Why, today alone I gave her about five and at least four of them were squirters.  Do I get extra credit for that?  Of course I gave her a fat envelope and a 10/10.  If I keep this up the IRS will be refunding me enough coin to fund my mongering into 2015!

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HaveAGoodTime835 reads

Do you really expect to get an honest answer here from the ladies? You are paying for a performance of your pleasure, so feel free to request that she not fake a thing - I hope you like what you get! But really, take the pressure off; it can still be fun to play without going all the way.

My advice? The easier you are to please, the more she'll like you

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JosephineBelle787 reads

I've never faked an orgasm.

 

 

 

 

 

 
Ever. :)

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GaGambler559 reads

Ok, I'll admit, I've had to fake it on numerous occasions. Some women just get all bent out of shape when their man (even a client) doesn't finish.

Full disclosure here, I drink like a fish,I am well over fifty, and I sometimes try to fuck four or five different women in the same day. Notice I said "try", sometimes finishing is just out of the question. lol

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GaGambler555 reads

Actually I mentioned it partly because I am a bit miffed that I am having to talk about it instead of doing it today. I was hoping to get out of town and go south today, but business got in the way. So instead of being balls deep in some chica right now, I am still in the office doing actual "work". AND I am stone cold sober to boot, I am going to completely ruin my hard earned reputation if I keep this up.

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GaGambler480 reads

but really I am not that compulsive.

Well ok, I am a compulsive whore monger, and unlike some here, I don't mind "mixing my vices" lol

and if you hadn't noticed, I can take it as well as dish it out. Nothing said here should be taken too personally. My friends say things much worse about me than my enemies. lol

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OhCharlie693 reads

Seriously, one of the best things you can do, for both of our pleasure, is to not even worry about it.

There is nothing that stops an orgasm in its tracks faster than "Did you cum? Cum for me. Do it. Cum. Cum. Cum" while the guy is trying to stare into your soul. I have literally been rightthere, and lost it completely with all those distractions and pressure. Similarly, I'm sure that there's not much that would stop yours faster than her rolling her eyes while you're going down on her, or laying there like a dead fish because she's just not into it.

If you just don't care if we do, and it's not your "thing", then don't worry about what she's doing and just have as much fun as you can while you're with her. If you do care, ask her to teach you, and then actually listen and do it. Either works, as long as you're having fun.

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GaGambler613 reads

the quickest way to get me to NOT cum is for the women to start with the "cum for me baby" crap. I won't lose wood, but I damn sure won't cum either.

I never ask a woman if she has cum or not, partly because I won't necessarily believe the answer anyhow, and partly because I don't want to insult her and get the "couldn't you tell?" answer either.

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Dr Who revived641 reads

But many use this...or so I've heard  LOL

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Cosette619 reads

Maybe I'll try it, see if there's a record for wetness.

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glowerlord578 reads

Now that is hot!!  I love droolers!

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Kayden_love.lv592 reads

Same with me... I'm not so much of a screamer! As the saying goes... Actions speak louder than words! ;

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Alley-Syd713 reads

Hi There Hun
If your faking it in a session then it's time to leave the industry.
You should be enjoying yourself.
Have a fab day !!
Alley
Xo

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realtongueman814 reads

Now that's my kinda a lady !!!! Luv it Alley !!!

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Kayden_love.lv570 reads

Agreed! If you aren't enjoying your time with all the amazing gents on this site, probably best to go down another path career wise!! :) ...And I'm sure gents feel the same way, they want the provider to be enjoying it just as much as they are. If one person is really into it,and the other person is laying there waiting for it to end... It might get a little awkward.... :/

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