'Didn't count the envelope', AND 'wasn't a clockwatcher'. It can't be a coincidence that one of my reviewers shorted the envelope. (Yup.)

I've seen a guy put a girl's hotel in a the location part of a review. Like when it says, 'Danielle, New York/Midtown East,' the dude actually put 'Danielle, New York/Park Central.'  

Maybe a pop-up box should open before a guy starts his review. Reminding them that there is a thing called common sense... and to please use it...

It always took at least an hour, usually more.  Then again, you're reminiscing a great time in bed with a naked and beautiful woman...writing about the experience should take at least as long.  Also, you can be sure that the lady in question will be reading your review...do it right, and you might just get her white list acknowledgement.  Note: these comments only apply if your review is positive.  If you're going to post a bad one, i.e., ROB, it should be succinct, and to the point.  Fortunately, I've been lucky and smart enough to have avoided this...Life's been good to me, so far.

i like to be expressive but not graphic.  in fact, i only get graphic (ie specific positions, bbbj, etc) because ter demands such.

i learned early on to not include personal details the lady had shared with me about her life, or details that were essentially perks i was lucky enough to receive that time (otc, a break in price, etc).  you know my feelings about perks:  they are not to be expected, and just because a  lady bestows them on you once doesn't mean you'll ever get it again.

i like to write to make people want to experience what i experienced, if the session was good.  and luckily for me, i have perfected my research skills enough to have not been disappointed in a lady for a few years now.

Just copy and paste this:

General Details:
It was a standard two call system. I reached the room and before I could knock, the door magically opened, and she came out from behind it in some sexy lingerie. She looked better than her pics. We greeted each other like long lost lovers, and I reached down to her panties and she was already soaked. We started making out like teenagers, and moved over towards the bed. I then put the envelope on the nightstand, and excused myself to take a quick shower. When I came out I noticed the envelope hadn't been touched. She had lit some candles and turned on music and was laying on the bed and motioned me over. Non VIPs I highly recommend. VIPs read on.

Juicy Details:
We continued making out like lovers, and then I went down for some DATY on her sweet shaven pussy. She was very responsive, and she came 2.247 times. Finally I came up for air, and she asked if she could return the favor. Who was I to say no? She gave me the best BBBJ ever, with a lot of eye contact and attention to the boys.  I tried to hold back but I exploded in her mouth and she took it like a champ, swallowing every drop. She cleaned me with a warm towel and we cuddled and made small talk. She is a good conversationalist and is knowledgable on many topics. I was ready for another go-round, and she started round 2 with another awesome BBBJ. This time I held back because I needed to be in that pussy. She then reached for the magnum and suited up Junior. We did mish, CG, ACG, RCG, and some positions I don't remember. She said K9 was her favorite, so we finally switched to that. She could sure take a pounding and enjoyed it! She was a real trooper. She came at least 2.7 more times, then I finally popped in the bag. It was a huge load!
She cleaned me up then more small talk, then I showered, gave a big DFK goodbye, and was on my way. I will definitely repeat.

I almost didn't write this review because I wanted to keep her for myself, but I decided she was too good to not share. Run, don't walk to se her, treat her right!

Try to write the first draft right away.  Usually make a few changes and post final version within a week

to steal from somebody else

Fuck, I just read a review exactly like this one.

After reading a bunch of reviews, these braggadocious reviews just make me roll eyes.

Is this shit about you the client, or her the provider? Some reviewers never miss the opportunity to brag about a big dick or some other shit.
Who the fuck are you trying to impress?

 

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And it's ALWAYS a huge load, right?

One of the few things you forgot to copy and paste was, "She begged me to finger her, so I slid in a finger, then two, then three. I rubbed her g-spot until she came in a gush and soaked the sheets..." etc.  Or some variation thereof.

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I've had things I discussed casually in session, such as birthplace or vegetarianism, turn up in reviews. I'm now a lot more vague about my personal life in session than in my early days. However, it's not as easy preventing incall info  from showing up in reviews.

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I write my review the same evening if I can.  TER actually requires explicit details or the review will be rejected.  Since I am trying to be honest, I write the review as soon as I can after the encounter in order to remember as many details as I can.  I try to walk through step by step each event in the order they occurred.

As pointed out above, they all are variations on the same theme.  But of course.  That's the point of reviews -- to demonstrate consistency of service.  If all the reviews for a gal sound exactly alike, then they have served the purpose of assuring you what your experience is most likely going to be.  That's good, rather than something to be mocked.

I write reviews as a favor to the lady I've visited.  I believe having a review increases her business.  And yet I don't want to lie, which would defeat the purpose of the review.    If I ever do have an unsatisfactory encounter, I might skip the review.  (Unless it was due to fraud, etc, then I would warn.

...it yet! Damn, now I'll have to do a rewrite. Hmmm, I know, I'll say she came 4.67 times followed by 5.16 more and told me she never has cum that many times with a client before.

within 24 hours of the session. It takes me a long time because I do all the rough draft, proofreading, editing, and final in one sitting. Then the TER form and submit. Some of mine are short some are long. I think mine have gotten longer recently.

..the 15 days free vip. Not counting the profile bullshit a review takes about 15 minutes. I am not into writing a porn story starring me. - Just the facts, ma'me.

details are fresh in my mind. This takes about 20 minutes. Then, when time allows, I will do the full review, usually within a month of the date. The profile is time consuming and will take about 15 minutes using 2 windows to cut & paste as much as possible.

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There are numerous approved short reviews that were written in 10 minutes.

If you ever have a bad session and it was truly her fault, inquiring minds want to know. Be as objective as possible.
If she remedies the issue, you can always change the review later.

We have a duty to be gentlemen, but providers have a duty to maintain standards.  
 

That my first time reading it!  

Steph xoxo

This is my first time reading it!!!

Steph xoxo

Raise the bar when it comes to generic reviews. No small feat. Lol

In fact it was just posted a couple weeks ago at Jake's request.

... I'm usually only good for one pop ... lol

One escort told me to tell a story, and be very elaborative about my experience. Another said stick with the basics. I just right what I feel is necessary to give the guy reading it an idea of what he should get for his money. Telling someone in gross detail how a service provider's pussy smelled or felt is a little too much in my opinion, but telling them her pussy was gorgeous and tasted like butterscotch, does give the reader an idea that he can DATY. Her starfish did not taste like chocolate, but it was still awesome, gives the reader an idea that he can DATO.