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bphunter 1112 reads
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Being a Troll 101

Please nominate your favorite (most amusing or annoying) Troll and indicate the bridge/board they seem to live under.

Dr Who revived 700 reads
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One of my faves this year is

juliewantsu

Amazing how many simply can't read the posts and know who that is.  He even outs himself on several occasions and still the members can't get it.

But that is the type of shit I enjoy.  Our newest troll that came out today can be an entertaining sort.  But julie's been doing this shit for a lot longer...and more effectively.

But I've followed bphunter's posts and you are not too bad in the troll department either  :D

The upside of ANY trolls is that it keeps the Oprah Lifetime shit off the pages.  So those who love that nonsense...I guess anything like this they find annoying  LOL

Posted By: bphunter
Please nominate your favorite (most amusing or annoying) Troll and indicate the bridge/board they seem to live under.

sethric56 14 Reviews 462 reads
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Udo

Never misses a BB comment.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 458 reads
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Troll of the day: Opiod. Troll of the year: udo.

2nd place for the year: tie between fidiot and ridgefucky.

I don't know which bridges they came crawling up from.

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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 434 reads
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Zoe Piers wins it hands down [e]


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Butterscotch13 2 Reviews 565 reads
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In no particular order

Udo, MSHSEX, Anselon777 (Chicago), Ridgetucky, Hirogen (how quickly we forget) and a few others -

If you want to go for amusing,
I'd almost be tempted to name ChicagoCPA for what I suspect is deliberately over the top invective, but , for me, even an amusing troll has to be stupid, and he's not.  Sort of a similar reaction to Back in Black, sometimes. I respect both of them,  although i often disagree, which kind of disqualifies them from trolldom

And a few of the women can be silly or annoying at times,  but they are just not in the same league as some of the guys.  Ladies, I am sorry if that seems sexist, and please do not take it as a dare.  I am sure that in your non-board lives, you can be as trollish as anyone.

Dr Who revived 510 reads
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Thrilled to be considered...

But if we're going to have secondary categories then I would put a few gals in there, not so much as trolls...but for the fodder they bring to the boards:

Zoe Piers...you bet...but she is a sweetie  :D

Saturnsky...annoying most of the time..bitter all the time..but honest to a fault

Hotplants...just a condescending poster whose so above the fray...or so she considers herself

London Rayne....the most honest hooker on the boards...and always controversial.  Heck...even the boys on other boards didn't want to read her drivel...but when they learned that she is really "just one of the guys"....well, enough said.  We need more London's here.

And the one gal that I honestly hope is doing well...my best gal pal from a year ago::::deb4512  :D

mrfisher 115 Reviews 525 reads
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Here's my favorite....

Under the Fremont bridge round Seattle way:

Related Link: The other trolls, you can have.

Sphinxnc 19 Reviews 532 reads
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PSEguy147 - more of a gnat than a troll (e)


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 173 reads
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He's in my list above. Eom


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 314 reads
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How'd I forget him?! He's definitely up there! eom


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Dr Who revived 399 reads
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You do realize that PSEguy was counsel for

many of the Illinois Governors  :D

If not for him...they may have had to serve even longer sentences!

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 381 reads
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Did you just call me a hooker, dill brain? How rude! E.



-- Modified on 12/17/2012 10:25:53 PM

clarence37 37 Reviews 378 reads
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wtf is a "dill brain"? eom


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 424 reads
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I got it from Beavis and Butthead...did you expect any less ha ha. E.


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sethric56 14 Reviews 511 reads
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hand raised....Ms. Rayne???We forgot your favorite troll...

I hope you can WOW us...

Dr Who revived 388 reads
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Yea...I didn't want to insult you

Too many here think you migh just be an escort...or courtesan.

And I still love you :D

But only in that special relationship sort of way. LOL

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 384 reads
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Courtesan my ass! Am I "classy" too? LMAO! E.


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LoboGris 3 Reviews 393 reads
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I've visited him....



he's far more intelligent than the bulk of the posters here....

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 375 reads
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you call yourself a hooker! EOM


juliewantsu 452 reads
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21 / 40
You've read my brochure

I'm honored.

Glad to see that my cynical bloviations don't go to waste.

Liorr tops ALL trolls but these newbies wouldn't know him. They don't know Jack_Schitt about trollism lol

Other trolls that come to mind;

GaGambler lol
MDKiller
fucktardreppelent

oh hell the list is too extensive. The board trolls now aren't even experienced enough to be called novices.

Dr Who revived 403 reads
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My bad...those American Courtesans are getting nailed now LOL

Hysterical...let's be discrete  :D

Those hookers just are so fucking dangerous to have known...can you imagine?

Classy is reserved for those that only shower once a week too  :D

Did you read the diatribe (It's on the Legal board) that the one hooker posted on her blog about the other hooker that got busted?  It's amazing that even as LE is breathing down a hookers neck she still is so incredibly arrogant to continue her posting on TER that "all is well"  LOL

As the johnnie boys are all scurrying to try and distance themselves from this nutcase.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 344 reads
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True that! eom


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Cannonhome1 429 reads
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Top one

for me personally is hotplants. I just can't get past her making fun of my brother becoming a paraplegic. So sickening! Then she has the nerve to come on here and act all high and mighty. Just a severely disturbed person.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
But if we're going to have secondary categories then I would put a few gals in there, not so much as trolls...but for the fodder they bring to the boards:

Zoe Piers...you bet...but she is a sweetie  :D

Saturnsky...annoying most of the time..bitter all the time..but honest to a fault

Hotplants...just a condescending poster whose so above the fray...or so she considers herself

London Rayne....the most honest hooker on the boards...and always controversial.  Heck...even the boys on other boards didn't want to read her drivel...but when they learned that she is really "just one of the guys"....well, enough said.  We need more London's here.

And the one gal that I honestly hope is doing well...my best gal pal from a year ago::::deb4512  :D

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 391 reads
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Huh? When did she make fun of your brother? E.

Posted By: Cannonhome1
for me personally is hotplants. I just can't get past her making fun of my brother becoming a paraplegic. So sickening! Then she has the nerve to come on here and act all high and mighty. Just a severely disturbed person.

Cannonhome1 416 reads
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Re: Huh? When did she make fun of your brother? E.

A while back I told a story about a family member who I think would have been better off if he had seen a provider instead of having a civve affair. Part of the story was how he planned to leave his wife but instead had an accident that left him paralyzed. She sarcastically said, " How sad, that accident that left him paralyzed." and a few other similar comments about the situation. So not cool. Every time I read her posts like she is above the fray, it just irks me.

Posted By: London Rayne
Posted By: Cannonhome1
for me personally is hotplants. I just can't get past her making fun of my brother becoming a paraplegic. So sickening! Then she has the nerve to come on here and act all high and mighty. Just a severely disturbed person.

Kelly_James See my TER Reviews 379 reads
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That shit isn't fking funny

CPA - you need a fking board break.  Your cynicism is beginning to border soulless.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Hysterical...let's be discrete  :D

Those hookers just are so fucking dangerous to have known...can you imagine?

Classy is reserved for those that only shower once a week too  :D

Did you read the diatribe (It's on the Legal board) that the one hooker posted on her blog about the other hooker that got busted?  It's amazing that even as LE is breathing down a hookers neck she still is so incredibly arrogant to continue her posting on TER that "all is well"  LOL

As the johnnie boys are all scurrying to try and distance themselves from this nutcase.

Dr Who revived 423 reads
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You have no fucking clues

This certainly isn't funny...it's pathetic  :(

Hopefully you have enough brains to not let yourself end up in that position.

Unfortunately there are those that don't have enough brains...and end up as a poster child!

Do you realize that there are many many johnnie boys that are at risk because of that inconsiderate asswipe?

Posted By: Kelly_James
CPA - you need a fking board break.  Your cynicism is beginning to border soulless.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Hysterical...let's be discrete  :D

Those hookers just are so fucking dangerous to have known...can you imagine?

Classy is reserved for those that only shower once a week too  :D

Did you read the diatribe (It's on the Legal board) that the one hooker posted on her blog about the other hooker that got busted?  It's amazing that even as LE is breathing down a hookers neck she still is so incredibly arrogant to continue her posting on TER that "all is well"  LOL

As the johnnie boys are all scurrying to try and distance themselves from this nutcase.

saturnsky 394 reads
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You have to realize something...

He can't go around in public knocking down little old ladies and spitting on kids with learning disabilities...there are consequences for that type of cruelty and bullying.

TERland is perfect for him. Other than the ignore button and banning, there is nothing to stop him. I am waiting for the day he can stand in front of those hookers he loves to denigrate and say what he says on this board.

Dr Who revived 454 reads
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When you have any clue as to what you're talking about

But I guess it's another hooker who compromised herself...so it must be everyone else's fault.

Yep....you have shown your "true" colors...and they aren't pretty.

So I again only hope and pray that your "clients" never figure out who you are.  For the day they do and realize that not only would YOU throw them under the bus without hesitation...you'd also surely walk away from any of those nice old men in distress.

You have easily secured the BSC hooker of 2012.  I'd say it was the hooker I commented on earlier with the legal issues...but I think she's done here.  At least I sure as hell hope she's done!

Oh...the invite stands that anytime you make it to Chicago I would be more than happy to tell you all of this and more...to your face..in person...live!!  Care to take me up on that offer?

Posted By: saturnsky
He can't go around in public knocking down little old ladies and spitting on kids with learning disabilities...there are consequences for that type of cruelty and bullying.

TERland is perfect for him. Other than the ignore button and banning, there is nothing to stop him. I am waiting for the day he can stand in front of those hookers he loves to denigrate and say what he says on this board.

hotplants 458 reads
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Re: Huh? When did she make fun of your brother? E.


I wasn’t making fun of your brother.

I was responding to, what I thought at the time, was another alias pretending to be another imaginary person. You know…like the guys who get a charge out of pretending to be a high school kid, or full-on crazy providers…or wives…Not exactly a rare occurrence around here.

And, BTW, I was not the first or even 2nd or 3rd person to draw that conclusion, and comment on it,  when your user-name started popping-up.  So, yes----giving an alias poster a hard time for being a pretend wife.

Making fun of a paraplegic? Never.

You may not like my point of view, or my opinions. I expect that. But, if you pay attention CH, you will see that I never throw the first punch around here. Hell…I even ignore a large amount of the asinine, obviously intentionally insulting crap.

But when I do respond, I will respond in kind. Respect gets respect. And if you don’t like what I do say---damn…you should really see what I don’t say. …lol



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Kelly_James See my TER Reviews 313 reads
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Sigh

No one is at risk because of the provider.  People are at risk because of an out of fking control government who can bust into anyone's fking private property with guns drawn.  Worse still, taxpayers are forced to pay for this crap.  Cops are supposed to be providing the service of protecting us - the people who pay them.  Instead they terrorize us, and it ain't only sex workers.

I'd probably die trying to defend myself before I ever called the fking cops.  I'm more afraid of the cops than any common criminal.

Let's put the blame where it truly belongs.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
This certainly isn't funny...it's pathetic  :(

Hopefully you have enough brains to not let yourself end up in that position.

Unfortunately there are those that don't have enough brains...and end up as a poster child!

Do you realize that there are many many johnnie boys that are at risk because of that inconsiderate asswipe?
Posted By: Kelly_James
CPA - you need a fking board break.  Your cynicism is beginning to border soulless.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Hysterical...let's be discrete  :D

Those hookers just are so fucking dangerous to have known...can you imagine?

Classy is reserved for those that only shower once a week too  :D

Did you read the diatribe (It's on the Legal board) that the one hooker posted on her blog about the other hooker that got busted?  It's amazing that even as LE is breathing down a hookers neck she still is so incredibly arrogant to continue her posting on TER that "all is well"  LOL

As the johnnie boys are all scurrying to try and distance themselves from this nutcase.

Udo 229 reads
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I am not a troll! I speak openly though

I am a monger that likes fucking foreign hookers bareback and doing twosomes for very low cost.

The providers certainly overcharge in my opinion for the vanilla sex provided. Thailand is my favorite so far since I get two 18 year olds bareback sex in a hotel for an hour for $50 US. This is my favorite sex in life.

Locally, me and the southern California mongers go to Tijuana where $300 gets you a whole night including bareback. I fucked the 18 year old daughter at noon and spent the night fucking her mother at the Ticuan Hotel in Tijuana. We both went out dancing to Banda music and she drove our drunk asses to the hotel where we fucked all night. She even dropped me off at the border the next morning.

I am going to the Philippines ($1050 roundtrip on Cathay Pacific through Hong Kong) next month to fuck many young sexy Filippinas in Manila (for low cost bareback) before meeting my fiance in Cebu. We will file for marriage license but must wait 10 days before marriage. She is so sexy and beautiful and might be model quality in beauty. I will take her to Bohol and do a honeymoon before marriage. The wedding ring bands have been purchased already and I will buy her a nice engagement ring in Manila after fucking the prostitutes. Our goal is for me to leave the Philippines with my wife carrying my child. I am smart enough to seeek out two attorneys for Prenuptual agreement to make sure that divorcing me after two years ruins her financially. I love her and want to stay married to this sexy Pinay! I love her!

Sounds like the 'Vida Loca" but it is the honestly the truth of my plans for late January and early February. Life is fast.

Dr Who revived 385 reads
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Thought I did little lady

But as many people who are caught doing illegal activities it is so much easier to blame everyone else for their problems and pitfalls.

The laws are what they are.  And if you don't understand the rules of the game...tough to win.

So believe what you will...that whole story has more holes in it than stale swiss cheese  LOL

Be smart..don't fuck over your gal pals..or guy pals.  Keep your trap shut and just do what you do and all will be OK...probably.

And yes....there are others who may end up being fucked over because a hooker didn't have the smarts (and still apparently doesn't) to stay UTR and out of the limelight.  I hope for anyone involved in that mess comes out as unscathed as possible.

Play smart and safe  :D

Posted By: Kelly_James
No one is at risk because of the provider.  People are at risk because of an out of fking control government who can bust into anyone's fking private property with guns drawn.  Worse still, taxpayers are forced to pay for this crap.  Cops are supposed to be providing the service of protecting us - the people who pay them.  Instead they terrorize us, and it ain't only sex workers.

I'd probably die trying to defend myself before I ever called the fking cops.  I'm more afraid of the cops than any common criminal.

Let's put the blame where it truly belongs.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
This certainly isn't funny...it's pathetic  :(

Hopefully you have enough brains to not let yourself end up in that position.

Unfortunately there are those that don't have enough brains...and end up as a poster child!

Do you realize that there are many many johnnie boys that are at risk because of that inconsiderate asswipe?
Posted By: Kelly_James
CPA - you need a fking board break.  Your cynicism is beginning to border soulless.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Hysterical...let's be discrete  :D

Those hookers just are so fucking dangerous to have known...can you imagine?

Classy is reserved for those that only shower once a week too  :D

Did you read the diatribe (It's on the Legal board) that the one hooker posted on her blog about the other hooker that got busted?  It's amazing that even as LE is breathing down a hookers neck she still is so incredibly arrogant to continue her posting on TER that "all is well"  LOL

As the johnnie boys are all scurrying to try and distance themselves from this nutcase.

Dr Who revived 192 reads
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This is the exact reason you are nominated LOL

Some truth...mostly lies...

Love it  :D

Posted By: Udo
I am a monger that likes fucking foreign hookers bareback and doing twosomes for very low cost.

The providers certainly overcharge in my opinion for the vanilla sex provided. Thailand is my favorite so far since I get two 18 year olds bareback sex in a hotel for an hour for $50 US. This is my favorite sex in life.

Locally, me and the southern California mongers go to Tijuana where $300 gets you a whole night including bareback. I fucked the 18 year old daughter at noon and spent the night fucking her mother at the Ticuan Hotel in Tijuana. We both went out dancing to Banda music and she drove our drunk asses to the hotel where we fucked all night. She even dropped me off at the border the next morning.

I am going to the Philippines ($1050 roundtrip on Cathay Pacific through Hong Kong) next month to fuck many young sexy Filippinas in Manila (for low cost bareback) before meeting my fiance in Cebu. We will file for marriage license but must wait 10 days before marriage. She is so sexy and beautiful and might be model quality in beauty. I will take her to Bohol and do a honeymoon before marriage. The wedding ring bands have been purchased already and I will buy her a nice engagement ring in Manila after fucking the prostitutes. Our goal is for me to leave the Philippines with my wife carrying my child. I am smart enough to seeek out two attorneys for Prenuptual agreement to make sure that divorcing me after two years ruins her financially. I love her and want to stay married to this sexy Pinay! I love her!

Sounds like the 'Vida Loca" but it is the honestly the truth of my plans for late January and early February. Life is fast.

saturnsky 358 reads
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No terminal patients to poke fun at there CCPH?

You actually don't have the guts...you won't even tell the ladies you see who you really are. And you see plenty of ladies who know who you are on here. I don't have to tell anyone who I am..I don't see hobbyists...lol;).

In order for me to meet you, I would need your full legal name, your place of work. All my non-hobbyist guys are very happy to give me this info. You see they have no reason to hide. I don't hide from them either. I only remove myself from the line of shit you and your circle jerk friends aim at any escort who dares to treat you lot the very exact way you deserve to be treated.

After you have been screened and you send me the full airfare and hotel accommodations, I will be only to happy to have you stand there in public and say the exact shit you do on here.

Otherwise I have no reason to waste my time in Chicago meeting with a piss poor excuse for a man who is an outright bully and a generally inadequate human being. Now fuck off you little pipsqueak..



-- Modified on 12/18/2012 5:22:44 PM

saturnsky 376 reads
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The rate this is going this post will be removed...

And we need not subject the rest of the community to our hatefest. If you are still interested in this little back and forth, take to email, we can really cut loose and spare the rest of the people. I have no problem but I have a feeling that you like the audience...not half as good unless you can show everybody how "tough" you are.

You have my email addy, I am more than willing to drop gloves.

Dr Who revived 338 reads
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I win the bet LOL

I could have written that reply from you...so fucking predictable.

So I guess I called you on that one  :D

And nope...pay your own way and I'd gladly meet you....balls in your court.

Just know...you are clearly making a fool of yourself continuing to pretend that you would ever face a guy who calls out your bullshit.

Stick with the johnnie boys that you're still fooling.  But you're not fooling many of the "boys" here.  And stick to your credo that you don't see TER hobbyists...safe way to stay out of trouble  LOL

Posted By: saturnsky
You actually don't have the guts...you won't even tell the ladies you see who you really are. And you see plenty of ladies who know who you are on here. I don't have to tell anyone who I am..I don't see hobbyists...lol;).

In order for me to meet you, I would need your full legal name, your place of work. All my non-hobbyist guys are very happy to give me this info. You see they have no reason to hide. I don't hide from them either. I only remove myself from the line of shit you and your circle jerk friends aim at any escort who dares to treat you lot the very exact way you deserve to be treated.

After you have been screened and you send me the full airfare and hotel accommodations, I will be only to happy to have you stand there in public and say the exact shit you do on here.

Otherwise I have no reason to waste my time in Chicago meeting with a piss poor excuse for a man who is an outright bully and a generally inadequate human being. Now fuck off you little pipsqueak..



-- Modified on 12/18/2012 5:22:44 PM

Dr Who revived 346 reads
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And you mine :D

Anytime you care to send me an email I'll be waiting with bated breath.

But I do think you like to play here publicly as you can make your asinine remarks and show your gal pal what a tough cookie you are.

And I'm fine with that...as you more than most know I'm as narcissistic as they come...as you often remind me  LOL

Posted By: saturnsky
And we need not subject the rest of the community to our hatefest. If you are still interested in this little back and forth, take to email, we can really cut loose and spare the rest of the people. I have no problem but I have a feeling that you like the audience...not half as good unless you can show everybody how "tough" you are.

You have my email addy, I am more than willing to drop gloves.

saturnsky 444 reads
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I am not paying my way to deal with a crybaby...

You put it out there, you come to me then. Same screening applies.

And fooling... you come on here and babble and bullshit but have no balls to let those ladies you want to see know who you are...hey pot, meet kettle. The day you reveal who you are to the ladies you want to see is the day I place my website link on here. Because you know darn well they would kick your ass to the curb if they got the ChgCPA handle and read the shit you provide.



-- Modified on 12/19/2012 10:46:23 AM

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