Let's have some definitive opinions on whether size really matters:

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THE PENIS TAX


The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that:

40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.

20% of the time it's pissed off.

30% of the time it's hard up.

10% of the time it is in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 1999, penises will be taxed according to size. To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information of Page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.

10 to 12 Inches = Luxury Tax $50.00

8 to 10 inches = Pole Tax $30.00

6 to 8 inches = Privilege Tax $15.00

4 to 6 inches = Nuisance Tax $5.00

PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION.

* Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains.

Sincerely,

Pecker Checker
A.K.A URBitchAssness

Fuck you, Pay me!

Why would anyone do that?

And who does he think he is going to have sex with that thing? I mean really, it's ugly.

This may come as a shocker, but not all sexuality is about intercourse, and in the case of some individuals, those "other" explorations outweigh the benefits/desires for the "old in/out."

In his case, I don't even need to guess about where he stands, as he straight up states this quite explicitly in the video.