Saw a post on another board about music and a particular song. So in the middle of the night I had to break out the old albums and see if I could find the right one. There it was..in the back of my closet.....My Queen "Jazz" album. Ahh such memories.....well recent discussions debating the this and thats of the bizs BBWs, I thought this would be fun to read.......enjoy.....hum along in your head if your old enough to remember


Fat Bottomed Girls
Words and music by Brian May


Are you gonna take me home tonight

Ah down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rockin' world go round


Hey I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery

Left alone with big fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band

Across the wire across the land

I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way

But their beauty and their style

Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?

Oh down beside your red firelight

Oh and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here

Now your mortgages and homes

I got stiffness in the bones

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)

Oh but I still get my pleasure

Still got my greatest treasure

Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)

Oh down beside your red firelight

Oh you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls

Fat bottomed girls

Yeah yeah yeah

Fat bottomed girls

Yes yes

As one of my clients said the other night," I'm going to cry, all the way home",,,When I asked why..? He smiled and said "Lady, the rest of my life is all down-hill from here...You've set that bar, so high...Those little girls just can't touch it.."!! Whether that's true for all guys, the answer is probably "NO"...But it's nice to hear, we still have our fans..... Thanks for sharing that song, Lass, it says it all...Big Girls Rock..!!! and so do you....Kisses & licks, Robyn

I've been fortunate that this sentiment of your client's has happened to me several times in several different ways.  I can recall 5 or 6 sessions that ened up being the "best ever" of something.  For instance, I recently saw a GFE provider (she actually uses the term "professional girlfriend") and I left the session emotionally entangled in a way I never expected...  GFE doesn't get any better, so barring witchcraft,  it's all down hill from here.  The key is to have enough things that you want to try that the list never runs out!

Wow, great song, haven't heard it in years. Thanks for the walk down memeory lane Lass. And you have it on vinyl no less, i must say, i am impressed. Right now, it's parbably worth more then my 401. lol.
P.S. Very nice pictures on your web site. Hubba, Hubba

Thanks for sharing.

But I can't think of one good enough that would highlight that pretty face and absolutely stunning eyes of yours!

Let folks in DC know next time you head this way - I'd still love to meet you!

in April sweetheart. I would so love to meet you....here is something to tie you over until then..

xoxox
lass

Now that's one sexy lady....IMO...Your HOT Girl..!!! Licks, Robyn