Guys, after arriving and showering, what is the etiquette returning to the bedroom?  Do you get dressed again? return in underwear? Towel? or nothing?

A towel/robe or naked is fine.

They won't say it...but you wouldn't hear any of them bitching about it either....of course making sure you left the money first.

Silk lounge pants, velvet slippers and a smoking jacket, which you are encouraged to purchase in my gift shop at the start of the appointment.

At least I think you're the customer. lol. The lines are getting blurred. The ladies can be pretty demanding these days. lol.  

Come on Rasha. I thought they went out of style in the 70's.

Would you settle for a terry cloth towel with the slit strategically placed?

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I used to do the towel thing but now I just come out au natural and watch her eyes light up and mouth start watering when she sees me in my full glory

That’s part of our Horney Gladiator Luxury Cotton Collection

You should have wrote for the Peterman Catalogue. You could've become friends with Elaine. Showed her how her being a total slut could've been quite lucratiive had she just joined P411, put up a website, etc. lol.

Pimps love to catch you naked coming out of the john.

why would you ask a board full of strangers what you should wear after your shower? a diaper dude. try that.  

Chicks in the biz are just used to being naked on a whim. They do professional photo shoots. And they are always in the bathroom taking those nifty high end cell phone shots of themselves and their booty in the mirror. Lol. With guys it's just a bigger deal. It's like we need the theme from the "Johnny Carson Show" to play before we get naked unless we are involved in some sort of sexual activity.

But the rest of you fuckers drilled him a new asshole.

I mean right now we have a genius telling people it's much less likely to get busted if you keep your money in your pants. I only think that works with sex, if you keep your schlong in your pants, isn't it? But damn, some of those girls at the strip club...no need to take out your manhood...they work there magic right thru denim, wool, whatever. Lol.

Some of the mangina's crowing and feeding the newb's complete and utter nonsense.  Those mangina dudes couldn't hack it here and figured they could run the board over there the way they want.  No problem, but the insanity these morons are babbling is going to give swimtreker a fucking heart condition.

But yeah, it's a shill. I'll own it. So fk you. Lol. I'm allowed one a week. I think. Oh hell, ask Storm. He knows all this shit by heart! Lol

and if she is like most providers that I see, she'll be leading me to the funroom by my manhood anyhow.

Sheesh, some of you guys get hung up on the littlest details, yes pun intended.

this same retard posted his drivel demanding providers get paid at the end, and had to change his handle becuse of his fake reviews.

And with honors.

Heard he is well on his way to a minor in being in a Tool.

That is just sad.  I bleed for swim.  The clown in the link sounds zackly like Serp.  Hope he don't try that in the Big City.  He'll learn what it means to be gelded.

He majored in Tool.  Serp was actually up to Tool 301.

So a little shrinkage still keeps me longer than average. Just trying to come up with some excuse for the "boys" among us. If you know what I mean.

nah he writes much better than serp. it's that clown bubble horse who london took out.

Here, let me help you.....

"Guys, after arriving and showering, what is the etiquette returning to the bedroom?"

Guys=Men