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No issues here. Lol. As everyone knows, I'm a Magnum man.
bluepillman 681 reads
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So a little shrinkage still keeps me longer than average. Just trying to come up with some excuse for the "boys" among us. If you know what I mean.

ctchef1259 reads

Guys, after arriving and showering, what is the etiquette returning to the bedroom?  Do you get dressed again? return in underwear? Towel? or nothing?

Ladies what do you prefer?

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Businesses1021 reads

A towel/robe or naked is fine.

The action will start soon anyways.

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Dr Who revived929 reads

They won't say it...but you wouldn't hear any of them bitching about it either....of course making sure you left the money first.

Plenty of threads on this very topic on the newbie board.  Do you need explicit instructions how to do the search?  

Next time take the hooker into the shower with you...that's more fun anyhow.  And answers your question.

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Guys, after arriving and showering, what is the etiquette returning to the bedroom?  Do you get dressed again? return in underwear? Towel? or nothing?  
   
 Ladies what do you prefer?

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rrasha88945 reads

Silk lounge pants, velvet slippers and a smoking jacket, which you are encouraged to purchase in my gift shop at the start of the appointment.

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rrasha88811 reads

And for a limited time, free shipping. And with the nice weather just around the corner, why not consider a complete set of Rasha lawn furniture. Step back in time to the elegance of the British Raj as you relax in this hand crafted set made from reclaimed Indian hard woods.

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bluepillman1086 reads

You should have wrote for the Peterman Catalogue. You could've become friends with Elaine. Showed her how her being a total slut could've been quite lucratiive had she just joined P411, put up a website, etc. lol.

Small breasted, spinner brunettes do well in the hobby, so I'm told. You would have had to help her with that wardrobe though. "1930's school marm" doesnt cut it in today's p4p world.  
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bluepillman777 reads

But yeah, it's a shill. I'll own it. So fk you. Lol. I'm allowed one a week. I think. Oh hell, ask Storm. He knows all this shit by heart! Lol

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Panthera12707 reads

Come on Rasha. I thought they went out of style in the 70's.

Would you settle for a terry cloth towel with the slit strategically placed?

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rrasha88749 reads

That’s part of our Horney Gladiator Luxury Cotton Collection

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bluepillman925 reads

At least I think you're the customer. lol. The lines are getting blurred. The ladies can be pretty demanding these days. lol.  

Depends on how much time you are spending with her and when you jump in the shower. If you are seeing her for an hour, say your hello's, get wet, come out firing in your birthday suit.  

But when I'm with a lady for 3 or 4 hours and meeting up after work say, I'll bring a change of clothes. I think everyone would agree you dont put back on the dirty clothes. Unless its the sub $250 gals that Truck21 cant seem to avoid. Then all bets are off.  
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BossMonger847 reads

I used to do the towel thing but now I just come out au natural and watch her eyes light up and mouth start watering when she sees me in my full glory ;-)

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glowerlord868 reads

Pimps love to catch you naked coming out of the john.

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toofuckingstupid757 reads

why would you ask a board full of strangers what you should wear after your shower? a diaper dude. try that.  

Posted By: ctchef
Guys, after arriving and showering, what is the etiquette returning to the bedroom?  Do you get dressed again? return in underwear? Towel? or nothing?  
   
 Ladies what do you prefer?

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bluepillman870 reads

Chicks in the biz are just used to being naked on a whim. They do professional photo shoots. And they are always in the bathroom taking those nifty high end cell phone shots of themselves and their booty in the mirror. Lol. With guys it's just a bigger deal. It's like we need the theme from the "Johnny Carson Show" to play before we get naked unless we are involved in some sort of sexual activity.

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GaGambler765 reads

and if she is like most providers that I see, she'll be leading me to the funroom by my manhood anyhow.

Sheesh, some of you guys get hung up on the littlest details, yes pun intended.

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BigPapasan750 reads

Related Link: ...a frightened turtle

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bluepillman682 reads

So a little shrinkage still keeps me longer than average. Just trying to come up with some excuse for the "boys" among us. If you know what I mean.

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Dr Who revived862 reads

But the rest of you fuckers drilled him a new asshole.

Nice.
 

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why would you ask a board full of strangers what you should wear after your shower? a diaper dude. try that.  
   
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Guys, after arriving and showering, what is the etiquette returning to the bedroom?  Do you get dressed again? return in underwear? Towel? or nothing?  
     
  Ladies what do you prefer?

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bluepillman806 reads

I mean right now we have a genius telling people it's much less likely to get busted if you keep your money in your pants. I only think that works with sex, if you keep your schlong in your pants, isn't it? But damn, some of those girls at the strip club...no need to take out your manhood...they work there magic right thru denim, wool, whatever. Lol.

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Dr Who revived919 reads

Some of the mangina's crowing and feeding the newb's complete and utter nonsense.  Those mangina dudes couldn't hack it here and figured they could run the board over there the way they want.  No problem, but the insanity these morons are babbling is going to give swimtreker a fucking heart condition.

You think that rrasha is into the Gladiator shit?

And don't fucking call me Shirley...you jest!

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toofuckingstupid841 reads

this same retard posted his drivel demanding providers get paid at the end, and had to change his handle becuse of his fake reviews.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=116012&boardID=33&page=1#116012

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Dr Who revived763 reads

And with honors.

Working on that Masters will require the meetings at Wendy's first...then an LE check

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bluepillman662 reads

Heard he is well on his way to a minor in being in a Tool.

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inicky46654 reads

He majored in Tool.  Serp was actually up to Tool 301.

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inicky46730 reads

That is just sad.  I bleed for swim.  The clown in the link sounds zackly like Serp.  Hope he don't try that in the Big City.  He'll learn what it means to be gelded.

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toofuckingstupid814 reads

nah he writes much better than serp. it's that clown bubble horse who london took out.

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