: TER General Board Discussion : Wow!

Assman33 2539 reads

posted 11 years ago

1 / 27

Bareback

Just a general question to providers in the heat of a session have you ever not used a condom for intercourse?

VictoriousSecret 708 reads

posted 11 years ago

2 / 27

Hahahahaha EOM

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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 712 reads

posted 11 years ago

3 / 27

Was the handle "Asshat" already taken? (eom)

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Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 1386 reads

posted 11 years ago

4 / 27

Well now, a gal's gotta have some standards...

I mean, I won't do it with just anyone.

It has to be someone who has done all of the following:

A. Refused to provide what I require for screening, calling my procedures and protocols completely outrageous, preferably with a little ridiculing of said procedures thrown in for good measure .

B. Repeatedly PM'd and emailed me to wear me down about my screening requirements till I finally gave in.

C. Once I'd agreed to see him, he then negotiated and haggled my rate like a true flea-market pro.

D. Showed up late without notice, and informed me he still expected to get the full amount of time for which he'd bargained and if he got any less there was a bad review with my name on it, just waiting for me.

E. Did not set the donation down at the beginning, as requested, but waved the cash in my face and told me he'd be deducting a percentage of it for anything not on a par with his ATF's always-stellar performance.

F. Then proceeds to demand anything and everything in the sexual universe, including but not limited to, those things which are clearly not on my menu.

If a guy does all of that, I will be so overwhelmed by his obvious virility, confidence and domineering nature that any thoughts of safety and/or boundaries will be completely wiped from my brain in my burning desire to please him and hopefully, creep into his good graces.

:-P

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WICardinalfan 740 reads

posted 11 years ago

5 / 27

Re: Well now, a gal's gotta have some standards...

Be still my heart........

Your level of sarcasm never ceases to amaze me.....and it is refreshing every time.

jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 642 reads

posted 11 years ago

6 / 27

Just remember the envelope. Barebacking the donation is a far worse offense! Lol -eom-

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Arovet 62 Reviews 776 reads

posted 11 years ago

7 / 27

Wow!

So you'll do BB, huh? 😂

J/k, great post!

Posted By: DebbieNoonerGirl

I mean, I won't do it with just anyone.

It has to be someone who has done all of the following:

A. Refused to provide what I require for screening, calling my procedures and protocols completely outrageous, preferably with a little ridiculing of said procedures thrown in for good measure .

B. Repeatedly PM'd and emailed me to wear me down about my screening requirements till I finally gave in.

C. Once I'd agreed to see him, he then negotiated and haggled my rate like a true flea-market pro.

D. Showed up late without notice, and informed me he still expected to get the full amount of time for which he'd bargained and if he got any less there was a bad review with my name on it, just waiting for me.

E. Did not set the donation down at the beginning, as requested, but waved the cash in my face and told me he'd be deducting a percentage of it for anything not on a par with his ATF's always-stellar performance.

F. Then proceeds to demand anything and everything in the sexual universe, including but not limited to, those things which are clearly not on my menu.

If a guy does all of that, I will be so overwhelmed by his obvious virility, confidence and domineering nature that any thoughts of safety and/or boundaries will be completely wiped from my brain in my burning desire to please him and hopefully, creep into his good graces.

:-P

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jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 476 reads

posted 11 years ago

8 / 27

He sounds dreamy! -e-

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bigguy30 544 reads

posted 11 years ago

9 / 27

The simple answer is Hell No!-e-

Posted By: Assman33

Just a general question to providers in the heat of a session have you ever not used a condom for intercourse?

YoMaMaDo 590 reads

posted 11 years ago

10 / 27

Re: Well now, a gal's gotta have some standards...

Wow.....Beautiful and Sarcastic.....

I think I'm in Love.....

MissErinBlack See my TER Reviews 533 reads

posted 11 years ago

11 / 27

This is everything! +1000000. (e)

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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 839 reads

posted 11 years ago

12 / 27

I never use condoms.... I have 14 kids and am a bigger germ farm than that monkey in "Outbreak" too.

You can find my number on the gas station bathroom wall in an area near you. No calls after 10pm though.... my shit usually starts hurting by then.

GaGambler 784 reads

posted 11 years ago

13 / 27

No need to drive all the way to the gas station for your number

Whenever I misplace it I just PM Udo, he has you on speed dial.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 636 reads

posted 11 years ago

14 / 27

Re: No need to drive all the way to the gas station for your number

Tell that motha fuka to bring me some eggs and take the trash out, please. This one bedroom RV is getting far too crowded.

GaGambler 652 reads

posted 11 years ago

15 / 27

What, no vodka???

Please tell me that means that you already stocked up?

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 507 reads

posted 11 years ago

16 / 27

Fuck - I wish i could have this for my site hahahah hilarious e

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lumbermanxxx 583 reads

posted 11 years ago

17 / 27

Re: What, no vodka???

OMG this is the funniest shit ive heard!!!! We need more posts like this!!!

Posted By: GaGambler

Please tell me that means that you already stocked up?

Critter137 7 Reviews 610 reads

posted 11 years ago

18 / 27

Re: Well now, a gal's gotta have some standards...

the SAD part is that i am sure you have had to deal with EVERY single one of these things!!!!! this was the best thing ive read all day!!!!! LOL

Posted By: DebbieNoonerGirl

I mean, I won't do it with just anyone.

It has to be someone who has done all of the following:

A. Refused to provide what I require for screening, calling my procedures and protocols completely outrageous, preferably with a little ridiculing of said procedures thrown in for good measure .

B. Repeatedly PM'd and emailed me to wear me down about my screening requirements till I finally gave in.

C. Once I'd agreed to see him, he then negotiated and haggled my rate like a true flea-market pro.

D. Showed up late without notice, and informed me he still expected to get the full amount of time for which he'd bargained and if he got any less there was a bad review with my name on it, just waiting for me.

E. Did not set the donation down at the beginning, as requested, but waved the cash in my face and told me he'd be deducting a percentage of it for anything not on a par with his ATF's always-stellar performance.

F. Then proceeds to demand anything and everything in the sexual universe, including but not limited to, those things which are clearly not on my menu.

If a guy does all of that, I will be so overwhelmed by his obvious virility, confidence and domineering nature that any thoughts of safety and/or boundaries will be completely wiped from my brain in my burning desire to please him and hopefully, creep into his good graces.

:-P

xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo