LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! This is hysterical lol! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. She is scamming you and what a hell of a scam! I wish I'd have thought of that but oh, I am honest! Send her the money and tell her to enjoy it. I am sure she will have fun with it and what have you lost by doing it besides the dough? Your dignity and common sense. My mistake, the common sense is already gone since you are sending that amount of money blindly to her. When she cried to you was it a boo hoo cry or a an all out ugly cry? LOL. If I send you my phone number can you call me up and I will cry to you and tell you that you are beautiful and all about my made up issues for you to send me some money? I will only charge you 40% for my overnight so moneygram $4000 please and quickly before I cry again. LOL!!!! Can you send it before the first of next month so I can pay the rent man and FPL? If you don't, I'll cry? LOLOLOL!!!!

I've been in phone contact with a courtesan in a different state.  I mistakenly called her ad thinking she was in my area.  Since then we've had this phone relationship that has ranged from great conversation to phone sex once, and even to her crying when I said something hurtful.  I've sent her pictures and even a video of me.  I've seen only her ad pics with a blurred face.  At the risk of sounding arrogant, I'm a very confident alpha male type, but even I know my limitations.  She's a super model and well....I'm not.

But she tells me she has this fetish...and it's my face.  "My skin is fucked up", she says.  She tells me if I wasn't....GASP....married, she would do me for free.  We literally talk on the phone for hours.  Sometimes we talk until 5am.  

THE CATCH...

Apparently in her frustration over me being married and my inability to commit to see her, she gave me an ultimatum.  Pay 50% for an overnight and she'll honor it whenever I see her...or the relationship is over. I imagine most of you reading this are nodding your heads in disapproval and pointing your finger at this chump.  You may be right.  But as I said, I'm an alpha male, and when I basically told her to fuck off and not try to rip me off, that's when she started crying.  She explained to me how she sees some of the richest guys in her state.  The amount of time she's spent with me would cost a fortune if she was charging me the hour....not including the phone sex.  I pm'd one of her former clients and he confirmed that she is a goddess.  

Dilemma...

No matter how many times I tell her that I'm not in her league, she just shrugs it off and tells me about the face fetish again.  Doesn't care about my body and isn't shallow.  I think she's one of the brightest girls I've ever talked to.  I'm setting up the 3K transfer of funds today and will set a date to meet next month.  In total, it's a 5K gamble plus travel and expenses.

An expensive lesson...or the start of something else?

I welcome comments from all, but specifically providers who might understand where she's coming from and where this is going.

Of course...the old face fetish routine LOL

Well, I gotta admit that that's one of the more original lines that I've heard.  

Now for the really good part pal...it's only 5k that you're going to lose.  Shit, she could have carried this bullshit on and maybe gotten you to pony up more than the 3k you plan on sending her for listening to her incessant babble.  Or maybe I have that backwards...she is only charging you 3k for her listening to YOUR incessant babble, all the while having to pretend that she is interested.

And do you not know that she is playing this game with others?  If she is that good on the phone, just think she has to never actually see a client.  Terrific gig if she can make it work, and maybe she can.  She's got you believing.

Just consider, maybe you weren't even babbling to the gal you thought you were babbling to.  Maybe you were babbling to her hooker pal (that's another name for courtesan BTW).

Hey...let us all know how this goes.  At least you aren't so stupid as to advance this gal any money...oopss, sorry, I guess you just might be.

way. Where to begin? The last time I heard of a guy that boast he was an alpha male type was a a guy that misplaced his ad in the female's escort section.

You really need to get out and get some air bro. What is the purpose of this relationship your trying to pursue? Do you want just sex with this lady? You are already married, why are you committing yourself with another girl and spending your time talking and getting to know her on a personal level?

About the 3K transfer, you are one dumb son of a bitch. You know the word vagrant mean and thespian mean? Put those words together, and that's you. Get a life, get a job, and leave these girls alone bro. No one wants to talk to your crazy ass.

A job?  Seriously? Not sure where that came from.  You think this girl would fuck with a guy that didn't make mad paper.  See, now you have me talking like you, bro.

And the alpha male comment wasn't intended to intimidate all you insecure guys, but to let you know I'm not a pussy and have the scars to prove it.  I'm not puffing my chest, I'm just looking for some insightful commentary.

Apparently women will not talk to you longer than it takes to set up a date.

Sorry about that.

Re: Of course...the old face fetish routine LOL

All good points.

I did consider that it might not be her, and also that she does this with others.  I can't account for the former, but if she's doing it with others she must be working 24/7, which is totally possible.

I'm talking about literally 3 hours on the phone...almost daily.  

She told me if I didn't want to see her fine.  Maybe another catch line.

To make sure this goes through correctly, and she gets her money and you get your session, what you need is an intermediary, sort of like an escrow account. Just send the 3k to me (+ an extra 10% for my fees) and I will make sure she gets the money, and you get your face fetish meeting, because a confident alpha male such as yourself, deserves everything he gets!

send me your mailing address.

...and let's focus on the other part.  It was obviously a bad choice of words.  Can we get over it and move on?

wow...you haven't met her in person yet...and your this crazy over her - guess getting scammed isnt a issue for your wallet huh? lololol...you should probably see her first...should ask her if she is touring...some providers do make you pay a deposit..but that much really???
good thing your trust level is high huh...and you don't give a sh*t about your money! lol

This girl has you whoop and you haven't even set real eyes on her...wow WHAT A ALPHA
just fyi...all the alpha's I have met...wouldn't ever give into this - on a BIG day!!! lololol

as for your wife...ok sooooooo...your married...alot of men here are married...and this is normally their greatest secret!

good luck to you MR "alpha"

He's not the dumb fuck who wrote this lame ass pathetic story...YOU DID!!

And I guess you just realized what a putz you are, hence the lashing out at a poster who is telling you "what a putz you are".  FWIW I wrote a similar post already...YOU are an alpha male...sure you are LOL  

BTW...Before you send perfectstorm the wire transfer, you might want to have a phone chat with him.  You wouldn't want to be misled and send $ 3k off to a perfect stranger now, would you?  LOL

You know I was going to need a good CPA to help me figure out what to do with the funds.

Now I have two bitches to deal with?

just like AS videoooooo

Work on that "sultry" approach...I think that turns the OP on...remember, he is an alpha male  LOL

And practice your crying...he is such a push over for that as well LOL

So it's only going to cost you 5k plus expenses to learn you're a fool, and no alpha male.  Amazing.

Don't waste your barren efforts pursuing this useless relationship. As for the job comment, a career usually will keep a person busy to avoid these unnecessary dilemmas.

Anyhow, keep doing what your doing if you find gratification in doing it. I would definitely not pay her in advance. Only pay her once you get their. There are situations where it is necessary to pay in advance, but, this is not one of them. Take care, and best of luck.

I hear you.  The current circumstances (family on vacation, work is chill, etc...) have created this perfect storm.  

It's like I was single again.

I think you guys have shocked me into reality...which is probably what I was looking for.

Good lookin' out.

to inform everyone he is an alpha male, generally is not. Real alpha males have no need to say a word. And you said it twice.

You were obviously implying you are rich.
Why do you want us to know you are stupid???

But anyone that gullible should be concerned about consequences.

Now if the OP will just send me his email address I will get my Nigerian banker to send him a really good story.

...if I told you that I spent three hours (paid for one) with a CV gal that you probably know that's in the $500 range, and she is now offering to see me for $350, and she also gave me a little parting gift of sorts, which I can't mention here or it won't be posted.

NO...you wouldn't would you?  But it sure as hell happened.  

As for this post, I'm talking about a 1K babe that's reviewed and I've pm'd one reviewer to confirm her character.  He's seen her 20 times.  

So you can LOL yourself crazy, but don't underestimate what you don't know.

Silly girl.

I get my $ 3,000 wired into my account  LOL

Then if you want me to cry, or tell you how sexy you are, or that you're the Alpha Male of Alpha Males...

Done!

Starting to realize just how stupid it was to post this most narcissistic of posts?

made me really laugh.

If life's so good - blow off your day tomorrow.  Buy a round trip ticket and bang the babe.  On your return flight smile all you want.



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at a time to spend on line

Lina

Your marriage will be over. You are no longer married and she will do you all you want for free.

Let us know it works out.

N

once I drop below ten thousand feet I will lose my internet, so I'll leave it in CCPA's capable hands.

Don't hurt him to bad. lmao

Alpha Male??? That's fucking rich. lmao

Best I ever got.....besides frequent time, was when I was seeing an agency woman in privat.  Her handler calledd, said next appt was waiting outside.  I beat feet, but the guy left. She was in trouble, and begged me to call the agency to set up appt immediately with her to cover things.... then made it gratis.

not to send, but because it was received. You would also not be posting for opinions and advice.

I did enjoy the read and your alias though.

PS: I just had to post on the thread just to show all of those bored board detectives that I am not the OP either.

You called this girl and her booker answered. Her booker is probably someone who was an escort but is retired due to age.  So you've hit it off with this retired escort.  And she needs money because she is retired.  And the girl she takes calls for doesn't care, or maybe doesn't know.

You got one confirmation that the actual escort is hot, but that person didn't vouch for the booker.

If you want to confirm what's up, FaceTime the girl. That will answer a lot.  Then book the ticket for her and pay her when she arrives.  But get her a fully refundable (to you) ticket.  Don't let her cash out the ticket.

She may be the real deal, but I doubt she's the same real deal you're expecting.  But the conversation was real - as real as any conversations with an escort can be.  You do realize you're buying a fantasy?

Just my read of your situation.  But the parts that don't jive are the no photos and the wire transfer.

...with the Alpha male comment.  I didn't realize this site was patrolled by UFC bulldogs.

Why so much rage over someone else's masculinity...or stupidity for that matter?  It's my money and I'm not breaking the law....Oh, scratch that last part.  Anyways, it's my money!

The alpha male comment, which I apologized for, exposed what a collection of cowardly insecure "men" there are on this site.  It wasn't meant to threaten anyone else's masculinity or to embellish my own.  

This isn't my first rodeo, and maybe I could have done a better job of writing the post, but you all assume way too much about me.

I got the message loud and clear.  Me stupid.  All of you brilliant.

Now this Alpha male needs some loving after that virtual beat down ....LOL

A little late to this bludgeoning, but I'll take it.

She actually did offer to skype.  I don't think she knows about screen capture...LOL  

One other thing that I left out because I thought it was insignificant.  My friend lives in this girls area and he was going to give her the cash on my behalf ( I was to deposit into his account).

She has a very distinct accent and I told him to call me so I could talk to her.  After several hours of conversation there are plenty of things I could ask to confirm that it was her.  If the voice matches the face then at least I know it's her.

I could still get taken, but isn't risk something we all deal with here?

Phone sex with someone you have never seen except a blurred face  ?  

 Talking on the phone for hours with someone you have never met ?

  She  cried,  you show  the money ?

 An Alpha male who knows his limitations ?

An Alpha male who courts  providers by  paying 50%  . That's rich .

  Doesn't sound like an Alpha male to me .

 Hope you have a great session . Don't expect anything more .
   
 
 

but this was just too easy

I counted 40K in residuals last month...and I didn't work one hour for it.  Is that Alpha enough?

You lower life forms can't comprehend how 3K to me is like 300 bucks to you...maybe even 30.

So yeah, I'm counting paper like a mother fucker.  And if I get played, oh well, it wouldn't be first and I hope to god it won't be the last.  

This is life.  Risk or die.

As far as the jackass comment, well you might be right about that one.

And the OP doesn't need no stinking refundable tickets.  He's a big time player and money doesn't mean shit to him...he just said so  LOL

But for Mr. Moneybags...why not hop that flight and see your fantasy lover?  I'm sure the private jet is all gassed up and ready to go  LOL

just curious if someone will actually be touching you.

Well played my friend

Honestly at least you stuck around to argue your position...as asinine as it was.

And as far as rodeos...most of the posters have been to a few as well.

Your Alpha Male comments weren't nearly as ridiculous as the entire story, followed by more of a completely implausible story.

And as I commented earlier, don't look in any one else's pockets...you may be shocked at what you find!

If you truly had the "megabucks" you have professed to have...what in the hell are you wasting time on this site for?  Much better options out there for the seriously "high rollers".  All you need do is ask the gals here...or you can ask the pimp you're conversing with, maybe she'll have a connection on a really hot gal.

Yea..now that you've realized what a pathetic thread you started and how asinine you came off...

Time to switch gears,  add some more melodrama, more insane "but this is how I was really going to do it", and of course the "friend" is always ready to assist  LOL

STOP....If not, I'll FedEx your shovel to expedite your digging to China  LOL

Guys who really make any real money don't need to defend their positions either

Drop the Alpha Male shit...it's pathetic  

And if you only knew how many guys here could buy and sell you multiple times over...you might have a bit of humility.

Now get back into the kitchen and get me my McFlurry.  And since you seem so well connected...how about a double cheeseburger for some of my pals here?

I thought I was sending him a pm.  I didn't mean to post here.

But based on your reviews, you couldn't buy me a cup of coffee.

Look around your office...if you're still employed.  You're probably using one of my products.

Man I have to get out off this board.  The stench is killing me.

and spending some time in Greece.  I'll tell you what, let's you and I keep in touch.  I can always use a bean counter.

but at least you scrounged up enough money to pay for VIP, or are you going to tell us that your alpha male prowess had reached over several time zones and TER begged you to come on and play?

Indeed, you are going to get played over and over again.

Maybe we are all being to hard on him This is the new world TER where we are expected to pacify every new pathetic mangina and sing around the campfire to welcome him.

A "true courtesan" would never spend hours on the phone for free.
Just my opinion. Don't be offended.

The art of bullshit

Sure...now you were sending your "friend" a PM...of course.  Does he have a face fetish as well?

And my reviews...how does that equate to buying you a cup of coffee.  From what you described you should be able to fly me to Seattle for a cup of Seattle's Finest on your private jet  LOL

And I'm not employed...haven't been for nearly 30 years now.  But when a guy who has NEVER owned a business like you just assumes that everyone else is a W-2 wage earner, they tend to make stupid comments like that.  Keep up the babble pal, you have more than shown that you're just a lonely old man with a vivid imagination...at least you still have a working mind...right?

And the stench you smell is coming from your OP.  But thanks...it was a good one.

Can you come back and play again next week?  Just change up the handle and see if we can figure out it is you the next time  LOL

When you get there can you see if you can find "prepkid"?

You and he would have a lot of fun together...stories...snuggling...reach arounds!

And I screen my clients....I doubt you could qualify.

My minimum for a tax return is $ 500.  Or perhaps using your math that would be $ 5,000,000  LOL

Bean counter huh...where's my coffee asshole?  And aren't you able to multi-task?  I asked if you could also get me the McFlurry, and some of my friends are really hungry and would like some double cheeseburgers.

We can wait till your break is over!

Nothing offends someone when they have serious delusional tendancies.

The OP is just trolling for some fun.

And from the gist of the thread...he thought he is a smartie pants guy.

But shoot him a PM if you have a "face fetish"...this guy is loaded.  He said so.  But hurry...he's off to Greece.  I think he meant that his boy friend was going to go Greek on him

Literal sense? Or the figurative? LOL!

I'll have to get back to you on that one...I've got his gal pal on the line now

She's busting a gut over this diatribe

Yea...based on her comments as well as yours, I suspect that the OP likes it in Greece.  Literally?  Or figuratively?  Hell, why not both LOL

And hey, mindovermatter why didn't you tell us about your other fetish?  That's even better than your "face fetish".

At the very least can you take a poll on who want's those McFlurry's?  Somehow this is starting to remind me of another bizarre poster who loves Wendy's.  Do you know him?

time that she feels the need to spend endless hours on the phone.  

It is possible ... in some alternate universe but it is possible.

Lina

I'm not saying you can't successfully court a provider, but if she's real, then she will not have money come into the equation.  Or, if the money comes up, it's such a laughably low amount that it's really NOT about the money.

I went to a show with my ATF last weekend.  I paid for dinner (she offered to split it), and I paid for the show tickets.  It wasn't a lot of money.

She came over and spent the night two nights.  I usually give her $250 for the overnight (really, that's what we agreed upon early on).  In the morning I told her I would need to go to the ATM to get cash for her.  She laughed and said, "Really...do you think I am going to care about the $250?  I spend time with you because I want to.  And besides, you paid for the tickets and dinner last night, even though I offered to pay half."  Now that's a girl that's open to a relationship.

Oh, this same one is taking me to a weekend trip out of state on HER dime.  She booked a suite in her name for the two of us and is paying for the entire weekend.

That's what successfully courting a provider is.  It ain't her saying...you need to give me several Gs to prove you love me.

"this is a train wreck"
"shill post"
"the OP is seeing helicopters"
"there are holes in your story, bro."
"Buy me a Frosty."

And last but not least:
"Bwahahahaha!!!!"

Now Admin can close this thread.

Eve for me, this is bizarre.

. OP is either being very stupid or is just being a Troll.  I don't know if he believes the story he says he's being told,but does anyone else here?  I mean, providers are people and people can surprise you, but I do not see this working out well for the OP.  if he's lucky, he'll just lose some money.

If this were just about springing for dinner at Dennys then I wouldn't have posted.

Just think for a second.  If you're married and you're in a relationship with a working girl...or even a civi gal, she's gonna want something in return.  Whether it be money, gifts, or more of your time.

You don't sound like you have the marriage issue, so kudos to you and your ATF.  

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You sound bloated, arrogant and boastful. No real alpha male has to grandstand how much he earns or put others down because, in his estimation, they earn less..it's called quiet confidence and being humble, of which you seem to know nothing about.

Your attitude and comments are more of a jerkish, boorish kind. We ladies have all met one of you and your not worth the trouble. So go blow your horn on a millionaires site where they might give a shit.

The guys are not threatened by your pronouncement of your alpha maleness. That are a few real ones on here who have no need to do what you have been doing. You fight back like you have something to prove and your arrogance is annoying and possibly unwarranted. Alpha males do not feel the need to put others down to make themselves feel better. Silly shit rolls off their backs. You are trying too hard to either convince yourself or the rest of us of your social standing, money earning capacity and masculinity.

If you truly are an alpha male you would never have mentioned it in the first place.

Some guys might be insecure on here along with a few of the ladies. You just showed your insecurity in your own special way. So you're not that different.

Read the thread and tell me who's getting bashed.  I only responded to someone who called me out about getting a job.

This is all anonymous so why the hell would I want to impress anyone here?  It's senseless.

And trust me you haven't met me.  If you did, you'd be calling me back.

I looked it up on Wiki:

"Alpha male can also refer to an aggressive, highly-ranked man in a human group – usually in a business setting."

Fits.

Nope...you replied to every post here.  I called you out on the first one where you attacked McD.

Why would you want to impress anyone?  Can't imagine...maybe your self-esteem needed a boost?  You sure had to comment over and over about your wealth and status.  Must suck to be you!!

And if you'd pay your phone bills maybe some gal will finally call you back.  Try and upgrade to some that are actually screening though.  If you save a few bucks each week, you should be able to afford a one hour 300 session in a few months.

Is worried about a measly 3k?  Hell you commented in another post about it being like only $ 30 to the rest of us peons.  

Now it's too much to ask about taking her out to a Denny's ?

If you're going to play here you need to stay the course.  Come up with a story and don't change it up every other post...it just makes an already laughable story completely idiotic.

Find a new alias and come on back in a couple of weeks.  I really want to see if the players here will be able to pick you out on your next insane post.  I'll bet most will out you after only, let's say, five comments?

Oh...and could you post a pic of your "Alpha Male" certificate.  Some here are doubting you on that  LOL

Alphas are gluttons for punishment and they don't quit.

As hard as this may be for you to fathom, everything I posted is true...with the exception of getting outta here.

I can't spend the entire day...again...in a pissing contest.  I am what I say I am.  I posted seriously for advice.  I got a bunch of angry responses that couldn't believe how stupid I am.

The irony is that it made me realize how fucked up we all are.  Yes, me included.  We're all jaded and can't trust anyone.

It's pathetic, and all the threesomes in the world won't fix it.

Yeah, yeah, here comes another one your brilliant retorts....fries with that shake?  Ha!  Genius.

So it is true? One is born every minute!

And perhaps you can find someone who wrote that this is their definition of Alpha as well!

Of course everything you posted is true...everyone here knows that.  Everyone here always tells the truth!

And there is NOT one angry response here.  You must have some serious issues with your own self esteem to derive that any reply here is angry.  Honestly, this is a fuck board.  Most of the posters simply waste time on a given day posting drivel like this.  And you honestly think anyone here actually gives a shit about YOUR story?

And don't lump too many of the posters here into YOUR ideas that "we're all jaded and can't trust anyone".  That may define YOU...but it sure as hell doesn't define me.  So speak for yourself...ONLY.

What time is your flight?

If I met you I would be calling you back..to let you know that I am unavailable for the next 100 years.

...and I might change your mind.

...and I might change your mind.

You'll meet a hooker that posts on a fuck board sight unseen...never talked to her on the phone.

BUT you won't get off your ass to go and see the gal you discussed in your pathetic OP.

Tell the nurses to up your meds...you are passing into completely delusional territory  LOL

Sheesh...get back to your keyboard and keep on masturbating to pics of whatever is turning you on!

makes me think she's out of this world.

makes me think she's out of this world.

... all the billionaires refer to how they make the "mad paper".

I hear Microsoft is going to name their new spreadsheet program that since Bill Gates just can't stop saying it.

Nobody is angry. We all just realize that "alpha males" don't pay someone 3k in advance because they had phone sex. That is what manginas do.

It might be more like two hundred years instead. lmao

Some of us get emails from guys like this and I hit that delete button so friggen quick. Ugggh, they are some of the most nightmarish men to deal with. Although I am glad we get a chance to see that type. Makes me adore the guys I see all that more.

To know that you are a walking nightmare. You are so full of yourself.

Here's n exercise that won't cost you s dime. Stand in front of a full length mirror so you get the full effect. Unzip your pants, drop them to the floor, Grab your wee wee and get it all hard and then bend it so it goes between your legs and insert it into your ass...and have a fucking good time. Because you are all you need.

So...what do you do for a living?

Design computer programs?

Need to learn how this one works first  LOL

What time is the plane leaving??  Greece you say...looks like you just took it in the ass  LOL

He wanted to pretend he is a rich and powerful man...

And now we know the truth  

You need to be more careful there pal...if you want the illusion to work for...well in your case, more than a few minutes LOL

I'll give you one last gasp of air before I close the lid.

Here's your homework.  Read my reviews.  Contact the girls that I've seen (haven't reviewed them all).  Oh, and you might want to take some notes.

PM me (if you got the balls) and I'll be happy to tell you what it is I do.  Just promise me you won't be a chicken shit and not admit to the rest of the gang that you were dead wrong about me.

Promise?

C'mon lil boy, here's your chance to man up.  This is where we see who the fuck is Alpha and who's my bitch.

I'll hold off till I see your PM reply.

But come on id...are you serious?  Still working out those self esteem issues?

And I already told you that if you wire me $ 3k I'll tell you everything you wanted to hear.  And in a soft, sexy voice  LOL

Sorry...I couldn't wait till you sent me back some PM that will just corroborate what we already know about you  

And you could have PM'd me any time well before this "got out of hand" to explain why you have this insecure need to make shit up.  Don't fret, most of the shit on here is exaggerated anyhow...but you need to learn to stick to your guns  LOL

And FWIW...can I share with the others what nonsense your're going to make up and sell me?  Or are YOU going to bail and not reply to the PM  LOL

I totally understand.  Some women are drawn to the small dick broke betas.  Hey, I may have just invented another acronym...SDBB

Contact my references.  Girls chat, don't they?

alpha males have egoes , she must be a psych specialist; she first got you by the ego, then she waved it in front of your heart like a porkchop.
You now wanna gamble them both to get the dream hoe
you wont get the girl but ur ego needs trimming so its all good in the longrun
i met one like her & its funny . I bet another 5 Gs she calls you a player as she cuts u off