Today is the day that I had my first famous porn star provider experience. Unfortunately, it also happens to be the same day that the condom broke while I was inside. I know there's not much I can do except take it like a man, but I'm scared shitless regardless. The statistics of STDs in the porn community are staggering. Part of me wants to call the service the provider is from to ask about testing policies, but I know it would do a lot more harm than good. My girlfriend will probably wonder why I suddenly start using condoms. I have about a week till I can get tested. Can anybody offer of a kind of advice until then? I expect a lot of sarcastic and harsh comments, But please try to keep them to a minimum.

But you've read enough on here (I hope) to know what the risks and options are.

Shit happens...sorry  

No, there is nothing you can do but wait I am afraid. Porn stars and brothel girls generally get tested every 30-90 days, and most make it mandatory or they will not work them. I don't know which porn star you saw, but not ALL companies enforce this. Just say your prayers and I would skip sex with the SO if possible. If she does not attack you, don't bring it up and get very sleepy lol. Telling her you have the shits will work too. Not trying to make light of your situation, but hope this helps.


I have to say I always wondered just how condoms break because in 5 years of providing that has never happened to me...I can't say the same for the number that have stayed in because of tightness lol. In the future, maybe insist on a female condom...I hear a lot of ladies love them and are a more natural feeling for the guys. I don't use them myself, but many ladies do.

Yeah, just needed to get it off my chest. Can't really talk to anyone else about it.
Thanks.

so many can't get in there.

Jeez Louise...tighter than the FBI files on David Patreaus.

Or so I recall  LOL

and as you know that anal is never done without condom by most reasonable people, your use of condoms is completely natural.

Alternatively, you can also spend long nights at work (if your situation allows it) or make an excuse that you have developed huge crush on Peyton Manning, and lately have been craving for another man's body because of deeply rooted insecurities.  !!!  

What about a small white lie saying you went to the doctor and have a urinary infection and are out of commission for 7-10 days (or however long it takes to get the results back).

for a few months. So he can't be 100% sure unless a few months have passed.

A doctor told me to come in 5 days from now and get tested. I guess I'll be shitting bricks until then. Hopefully not after. Thanks for the advice.

Another story of a condom breaking. I guess it can happen....but it's a lot more rare than people want to portray.

All you can do is get tested, often. Places online are expensive yet quick...and the health department is free but takes time waiting in line behind everyone else who has hit questionable shit.

If you're really worried about your girlfriend...then man up and take laxatives. Give yourself the shits on purpose and claim stomach illness....not some bullshit excuse with no evidence. If you care...then fuck yourself up to keep from having to have sex with her.
Suffer something for the greater good since you're already fucking around on someone that is just a girlfriend. She's not even a wife...and you're fucking around. Try to man-up and take the bullet for this one. Then get back to thinking only about you and doing whatever you want.

Get tested again 3 months later just to be sure.
I had a scare once, and I did not handle it well.
Turned out to be nothing... I put myself through hell for nothing.

Hey man, accidents happen, it may not be that bad at all. What was the response from the lady friend? Did you both wash up immediately with soap? How long was the exposure? If it was a one time thing, you may be ok.

      As long as the woman is very clean in hygiene, you may be alright.

She didn't seem worried at all when it happened. I wasn't worried either until i started doing research about STD's in the porn industry and found out about a syphillis scare a couple months ago. I was unprotected for less than five seconds and I washed up almost immediately afterwords. Not sure if that matters.

Son,

There is no need to worry. Do you know how many times I have barebacked in Thailand, Costa Rica and Mexico? It has to be over 200 times. The worst that I caught was a bad case of Chlamydia in Thailand this summer. Cured it with a Z-pack.

My friend is a medical doctor in San Diego and barebacks in Tijuana all the time and is going to Thailand for most of December to bareback young hot Thai women. Think about that; he is a medical doctor and knows the risk for the insertive partner is very low.

The risk is mostly for the receiving partner. If you took "raw dick" in the ass, you might have reason to worry. Enjoy the ride and the hobby.

No worries!

Correct me if I am wrong but I think emergency rooms have drugs to keep nasty stds (hiv and hep) from taking hold if taken within a short time of exposure. My brother was exposed to hiv positive blood through an injury at work and he was giving a round of drugs to prevent it. I know they are expensive but if its that big of an issue... Pretty sure theyd stop a common std as well
   

Hit yourself in the balls as hard as you can  .
 Tell your GF you stepped on a shovel a drunk left on the sidewalk .
 That should buy you a couple weeks  

But you didn't suggest it.  But I'm sure you know how to massage that prostate...right?

Next time though...up mine  LOL

You're the guy that got canned as the National Spokesman for condoms earlier this year.

So the way to "teach them a lesson" is to promote NO CONDOMS....Brilliant  

By the way...I just got an email from your Doctor...sorry to hear about the STD's  

Although many will be OK with medications...it's those nasty untreatable ones that'll fuck up the rest of your life.

And from what I hear (and read)...it'll be a slow...painful death!

The people I really feel bad for are the unsuspecting sex partners of yours.  Hopefully a few will file suit for your intentional scheme to murder people.  I guess they'll be able to collect from your estate...be a good fella and fund it!!

... And in fact your chances of catching std with them is considerably less than with civvies. Not saying that is the case with her but it could be.

What im concerned most about is the fact that there are more std's among LA pornstars than Vegas providers. She has to be at least top 10 all-time in the porn biz but that doesn't mean she's clean.

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Guess you need to go to Thailand and Mexico for hookers because no sane American woman would see you. And you brag about it and the STD you caught. Do me a favor, send me a list of every TER hooker you've fucked so I can update my DNS list.

then back it up with some good ole back pain...that should buy you a few weeks...

I never asked for medical advice. Just wanted to air out something that was on my chest and get advice in how to deal with it with my SO. Thanks though.

Somewhere in Thailand there is a village missing an idiot...

I contacted the Fav Lady...  only one I'd been with just as a heads up.  Immediately went to my doctor who got me tested.  Guess what?  No STDs.  UTI from Hell.  Guys can get UTIs too.  Especially if the guy is immune suppressed as I was.  But I'm pretty careful so I can't be sure how I got it.  Typically UTIs are caused by ecoli...  cross contamination from your own arse.   Girls are taught to wipe from front to back to reduce the risk of cross contamination but nothing is perfect.
Just tell your SO that you are sick.  Go in & get tested.  If you are sick...  you won't feel like sex anyway.  NO sex.  Not even with condoms if you want to be believeable.  

My Fav Provider calmed me...  she assured me she was clean & had been tested.  

She told me a story about a guy who suddenly got symptoms.  And PANICED & confessed all.  Turned out the guy had been doing yardwork...  got poison ivy on his hands & didn't wash before peeing.  So his ass got kicked to the curb...  and he had to deal with his poison ivy alone!   Don't assume the worst, before you know for sure.  There will be time enough for that after you know for sure.

All you can do is live with it and hope for the best.  As far as actions to take until tested and results come in.... Choose, condoms, abstain, sex without condoms, if you caught anything you won't pass it along the first week ( incubation period), or find a way to get her so pissed off at you that she won't even talk to you for a week let alone have sex.

But me thinks he is just screwing around.  It's a pretty lame attempt at humor mind you, but no one can really be that dumb.....can they?