I just got off Southwest Airlines and was thinking how great it would have been to join the mile high club. The problem is there was 150 people on this morning flight. How do people have sex on commercial airlines and not get thrown in jail is the secret doing it on the red eye when everyone is sleeping?  

And no I did not finish or orgasm.  I had a fear of flying back then.  My BF at the time was a private pilot for a corporation.  I flew with them everywhere.  When the plane had to go in for service it was just him and I on board.  He put the Premier Aircraft on auto pilot and off we went. Hopped into the cabin (we obviously sat in the cockpit) and i bent over!  WHam Bham thank you mam!  

Also, Zak, you might try doing a search because this subject has been done a lot.  You'll probably find more answers on old threads than you'll get on this one.

When I'm flying, the only type of "getting off" I'm concerned with is literally getting off of the damn plane and planting both feet firmly on solid ground lol

A red eye to Vegas, I was in the middle seat, my buddy in the window seat sleeping, my GF in the isle seat. She laid her head on a blanket in my lap and the next thing I know she puts the blanket over her head a blows me. During the act, a guy was walking from the rear of the aircraft to his seat, a flight attendant was walking from the front of the aircraft to the rear and they met at my row, she turned to let him by and she was facing me, she looked directly at me and smiled, there is no doubt that she saw my GF's head bobbing in my lap, but I guess she figured, no harm no foul.

Thanks Fancy.

Except for maybe " Snakes on a Plane " !

"Every time the pilot rings the bell an angel gets her wings."

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I tell this to all air travelers, prior to boarding the aircraft you should always be sure to remove the no. 2 pencil from your shirt pocket, because if the plane crashes you wouldn't want to get poked by the pencil, this could result in lead poisoning.

Damn Elle!! Wanna go flying???  

I've had more than one mile high experience myself.  
But the funniest one I ever personally witnessed was on a red eye from NYC to LA.  
Didn't get upgraded so my next favorite is sitting way in the back.  
Couldn't sleep but kept trying, saw this couple with goofy looking grins headed for the back lav.  
She must have perched on the sink and that's right next to the flight attendant call button.  
There was so much bell ringing it woke the entire plane. Lots of thrust on that aircraft, evidently.  
The young flight attendant must have thought it funny because as they exited the rest room thinking they were going to sneak back to their seats the FA turned on the cabin lights and all of us gave them a round of applause.  
He had this shit eating grin on his face, she was so red that I thought she might have a heart attack.
I damn sure wasn't sleeping for the rest of the flight.

but yes, I have also earned my membership the old fashioned way many times on my way back and forth to casinos on the casino's plane.

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If you might be so inclined to take a flight in a private aircraft and join the club with the pilot, just be sure he knows what he is doing and isn't some 100 hour sky ace.  Years ago they scraped a Cessna off a hill side here and it was obvious that the pilot had been distracted and let the airplane fly into the ground.   This is not a terribly uncommon aircraft accident either.

I had a pass that allowed me to fly on PanAm from coast to coast for something ridiculous like $10
I had family that worked for the airline
It was a paper ID that had no picture on it , I also have a sister ... So for a long weekend I would ask a girl I was seeing to go to LA with me her pretending to be my sister remember drivers licenses also had no photo then  
I did have to wear a suit and she had dress properly because generally there were no seats available in coach which meant flying in business or 1st class.  Horrible right lol
Pan Am used to have a upstairs business class with maybe 20 seats, and it was almost always empty and when it was my friend and I made sure to take full advantage of the privacy
The good old days lol

It is amazing experience if you wish to feel something different and seems more sweeter with adrenaline rash..
as well if you are couple and want to  conceive a baby girl ( as all your kids are boys yet you want a girl ) take special flights (or private jet ) and do it in the air- count of chromosome (XX) is way higher - and XY chromosomes almost gone after 8 hours of flights.

Holy crap, how old are you? Lol... Just busting your chops

Well not in NY lol
I think is was the late 80s before NY licenses had photos  
Anyone ?????

o join the two mile high club is Climax, Colorado and you get the extra added benefit of climaxing in Climax.

At 9k feet is the lack of oxygen. There is 70% less of it up here. So when I do go to sea level, I fuck like superman.

I guess gentlemen need start to Use hyperbaric chamber training to catch up with you Jokes aside

that is very true - about super performance  of those who are trained in high altitude, yet living in such conditions for prolonged period of time is simply has a lot of risks - I become curious about "superman")
 and see what I find out -

It's also funny that I don't feel the altitude in the Andes, but I do in the Rockies or even in the Sierras at much lower altitudes.