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"Every time the pilot rings the bell an angel gets her wings."

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I just got off Southwest Airlines and was thinking how great it would have been to join the mile high club. The problem is there was 150 people on this morning flight. How do people have sex on commercial airlines and not get thrown in jail is the secret doing it on the red eye when everyone is sleeping?  

What's your mile high club story? How did you do it?  

Enjoy the day everyone.  
Zak

And no I did not finish or orgasm.  I had a fear of flying back then.  My BF at the time was a private pilot for a corporation.  I flew with them everywhere.  When the plane had to go in for service it was just him and I on board.  He put the Premier Aircraft on auto pilot and off we went. Hopped into the cabin (we obviously sat in the cockpit) and i bent over!  WHam Bham thank you mam!  

And that is how I earned my wings!

 
Kisses

 
Elle Vegas

"Every time the pilot rings the bell an angel gets her wings."

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Damn Elle!! Wanna go flying???  

Posted By: ElleVegas
And no I did not finish or orgasm.  I had a fear of flying back then.  My BF at the time was a private pilot for a corporation.  I flew with them everywhere.  When the plane had to go in for service it was just him and I on board.  He put the Premier Aircraft on auto pilot and off we went. Hopped into the cabin (we obviously sat in the cockpit) and i bent over!  WHam Bham thank you mam!    
   
 And that is how I earned my wings!  
   
   
 Kisses  
   
   
 Elle Vegas

Afro-desiac335 reads

Also, Zak, you might try doing a search because this subject has been done a lot.  You'll probably find more answers on old threads than you'll get on this one.

Thanks Fancy.

Posted By: Afro-desiac
Also, Zak, you might try doing a search because this subject has been done a lot.  You'll probably find more answers on old threads than you'll get on this one.

GaGambler246 reads

but yes, I have also earned my membership the old fashioned way many times on my way back and forth to casinos on the casino's plane.

The first time there were six of us on a small jet, I had just started dating a new GF and we went back to the jump seat, pulled the blinds closed behind us and had at it. It was most definitely one of those bucket list things.

o join the two mile high club is Climax, Colorado and you get the extra added benefit of climaxing in Climax.

GaGambler237 reads

It's also funny that I don't feel the altitude in the Andes, but I do in the Rockies or even in the Sierras at much lower altitudes.

When I'm flying, the only type of "getting off" I'm concerned with is literally getting off of the damn plane and planting both feet firmly on solid ground lol

I tell this to all air travelers, prior to boarding the aircraft you should always be sure to remove the no. 2 pencil from your shirt pocket, because if the plane crashes you wouldn't want to get poked by the pencil, this could result in lead poisoning.

A red eye to Vegas, I was in the middle seat, my buddy in the window seat sleeping, my GF in the isle seat. She laid her head on a blanket in my lap and the next thing I know she puts the blanket over her head a blows me. During the act, a guy was walking from the rear of the aircraft to his seat, a flight attendant was walking from the front of the aircraft to the rear and they met at my row, she turned to let him by and she was facing me, she looked directly at me and smiled, there is no doubt that she saw my GF's head bobbing in my lap, but I guess she figured, no harm no foul.

I've had more than one mile high experience myself.  
But the funniest one I ever personally witnessed was on a red eye from NYC to LA.  
Didn't get upgraded so my next favorite is sitting way in the back.  
Couldn't sleep but kept trying, saw this couple with goofy looking grins headed for the back lav.  
She must have perched on the sink and that's right next to the flight attendant call button.  
There was so much bell ringing it woke the entire plane. Lots of thrust on that aircraft, evidently.  
The young flight attendant must have thought it funny because as they exited the rest room thinking they were going to sneak back to their seats the FA turned on the cabin lights and all of us gave them a round of applause.  
He had this shit eating grin on his face, she was so red that I thought she might have a heart attack.
I damn sure wasn't sleeping for the rest of the flight.

Except for maybe " Snakes on a Plane " !

MartiniMonster300 reads

If you might be so inclined to take a flight in a private aircraft and join the club with the pilot, just be sure he knows what he is doing and isn't some 100 hour sky ace.  Years ago they scraped a Cessna off a hill side here and it was obvious that the pilot had been distracted and let the airplane fly into the ground.   This is not a terribly uncommon aircraft accident either.

I had a pass that allowed me to fly on PanAm from coast to coast for something ridiculous like $10
I had family that worked for the airline
It was a paper ID that had no picture on it , I also have a sister ... So for a long weekend I would ask a girl I was seeing to go to LA with me her pretending to be my sister remember drivers licenses also had no photo then  :)
I did have to wear a suit and she had dress properly because generally there were no seats available in coach which meant flying in business or 1st class.  Horrible right lol
Pan Am used to have a upstairs business class with maybe 20 seats, and it was almost always empty and when it was my friend and I made sure to take full advantage of the privacy :)
The good old days lol

Holy crap, how old are you? Lol... Just busting your chops

It is amazing experience if you wish to feel something different and seems more sweeter with adrenaline rash..
as well if you are couple and want to  conceive a baby girl ( as all your kids are boys yet you want a girl ) take special flights (or private jet ) and do it in the air- count of chromosome (XX) is way higher - and XY chromosomes almost gone after 8 hours of flights.

In my experience sex in the air yes has some special characteristics to it .. special feelings, which you can t feel on the the earth- it is as flying in your sleep dream .. sweet and soon hot and so passion ..

I am flying in my sleep dreams so often. .. sometime fast sometime slowly.. but always so sweet.

There are very affordable airlines which you can book to fly with pleasure.  

Same feeling for me has act of making love in day light on the sun deck of hotel- with city sounds, with winds of apartments and offices , with people checking us from the windows  and we just relaxing on sun deck all naked or actively engaged in love making after slow foreplay ..
:)



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At 9k feet is the lack of oxygen. There is 70% less of it up here. So when I do go to sea level, I fuck like superman.

that is very true - about super performance  of those who are trained in high altitude, yet living in such conditions for prolonged period of time is simply has a lot of risks - I become curious about "superman":))
 and see what I find out -

 
"However, in high altitude, the level of oxygen is lower. When athletes train at higher elevations, the body becomes stressed from a lower amount of oxygen. In response to this stress, the body produces more red blood cells. This increase in blood cell production then increases the amount of red blood cells in the body. When the athlete then returns to lower altitude conditions, the body is then able to function for longer because of the increased oxygen being transported throughout the body."

 
Yet, you may to develop  polycythemia.

( by the way this disease is  Royal disease of French Monarchs.. but they have it by other then high altuitde   reasons - high count of red cells and super performance was so characteristicly evident for Medici dynasty- yet then some of them bleed to death through the skin pores..)  

- you need closely monitor your red cells count,  

AND  

you may need pay close attention to your skin conditions and if it become itchy and easy to break- bruising easy   easy bleeding  -see doctor ASAP  

 
 You may have a Chronic deficiency  of iron - so you need maintain  very specific diet-

here is link especially for you - what kind diet you should maintain (- by some reasons I doubt you eat a lot of liver and caviar?)

http://www.everydayhealth.com/pictures/foods-high-in-iron/

Sorry, can't  resist from this medical advice for superman.  

If you doctor ever told you half of that? Hope so.  

Be well, superman.  

 


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