He's just excited because you have a sausage in your pocket.

Does anyone else have dog that tries to bust them out?

Every time I hobby locally, I come home and my shephard/husky mix stops dead in his tracks and wants to sniff me up and down. One of these days my wife will go from "Quit kicking at him" to "Where the hell have you been".

Showers, frebreeze.....nothing helps.

Merry Christmas.

I never played around when my wife was at home.  We have two dogs, a husky and a mutt, and every time I came back from being with a lady, the husky would glue his nose to my pant leg.  Apparantly he loved the smell of pussy.  Since the wife was never around to see it I just thought it was funny as shit.  I have no idea how to solve the problem, either.

Also does it when I've been around another dog. It hasn't been an issue with my wife yet but if it does, I'll just tell her its another dog not another woman lol.

Get rid of the dog.

If hobbying without getting caught is more important to you, you gotta do what you gotta do.

If you need help, I know plenty of restaurants in foreign countries who would gladly serve those dogs for dinner. lmao  

j/k

Actually, I do know a few friends who eat dogs. I don't myself though.

Make it a habit to play with the dog for a minute or two as soon as you get home. Then she won't notice.

Do you shower after your date? Maybe that would help. A good plan anyway. You don't want the wife to have a surprise for you when you get home, and have to explain why you need to take a shower first.

face, hands, privates...  Wife hasn't kissed me at the door for years but once she decided to & I was fresh from a DATY inclusive session.  There was no way I was letting her nose get up close & personal with my pussy-juiced face.  I made an excuse (had to run to the bathroom)...  & while I was there washed up throughly.  Came out, gave her the kiss & all was good in the world.  Lesson Learned!!  

The dog may still do it.  I know many dogs that will dry hump...  if you've even masterbated recently.  A friends poodle did that more than once when I was younger.  

If you have washed well, if wife comes in for the sniff test, she'll not smell anything if you wash well.  Neutral or unscented is best...  unless you're coming from the gym where you can explain fresh (just washed) scent.  
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Not the eating part.  More like a nice ride out in the country where a hunter mistook him for a deer.  Out me will you?  How's the taste of lead, lol

Which one licks his balls?

I lost the ex, her two kids and her idea of half of the bills...

I got all the bills and both the dogs....

What do you think I'd do again a thousand times especially since you've met my dogs?  ;o)

lol... You sure sound like someone I'm familiar with on these boards

but I could be wrong....

Having it for dinner isn't anywhere on my to-do list either. I've been to those restaurants once with a friend while touring Asia, but came out immediately after exactly 5 seconds without ordering anything. The urge of puking seriously overwhelmed me.

Now, if the dog becomes a nuisance, sniffs my package every time I cum home  and starts causing suspicion in my civvy relationships, then well, I'll just let MP take care of him.  

btw, I can think of a few reasons why he loves dogs.....
Pervert.