That is a bogus claim. When do you eat, sleep, shower, shit, and shave? Do you screen? Sorry, but I don't get why people advertise themselves as available 24/7 when that is impossible! When I think of what that phrase connotes, I think of the all night diner where they have to literally mop the floor in front of the customers, because they can't clean in private. Sounds enticing lol.  

I could afford to have hookers 24/7 and never sleep myself.
How about, "If the pix aren't me, it's free?"  LMAO!  Has anybody tried that on a B&S girl lately?
Or, "No buttheads."  Like The Dungbeetle knows he's a butthead?
Or, "Your donation is for my time only.  Anything beyond that is consensual between us."  See how far that one gets you when LE comes a-knocking.
Anybody got some others?

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but I know where to find ,em.

Have $, or providers who share a daddy & believe it, or not are available 24/7 because they have to get the money regardless.  This industry has its down falls. Drugs play a part as well.  Not all providers are really independent.

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They are willing to schedule an appointment at ungodly hours but not that they are actually available every single minute of the day.

This I get, but why not say "Willing to schedule at any time?" And again, no one is available or can be working non-stop for 24 hours, 7 days a week. Um, they would DIE lol.

I would assume a provider is available any time of day. Unless she list her hours of operation

If 7/11 can make it happen, why can't she!  It's called being enterprising.

That you can book ahead and be able to provide anytime during a 24 hour span.(with proper notice/prebooking)

It is one of the lines used by the BP skanks. they are so stupitd thet must think it makes them more appealing or some such stupid shit.

We are talking about ONE provider, not an agency. That, I get.

No one is available 24/7...period. You have to sleep to be able to LIVE. If a gal just came off a 2 day call, you're telling me that the next guy can see her 'right now?' Like, before she sleeps or bathes?  Ha...ok. Not hostile, just keeping things real. The inconsistencies and contradictions are hilarious.

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Has nothing to do with time or days of the week.

There is no accounting for the misuse of the English language, such as it is.  BUT I have been in the situation where I needed, wanted??? desired to satisfy my urges at 2 AM, but alas, all the classy gals had retired.  Indeed, I've found that drunk calling a prostitute can be far more problematic than drunk calling the ole Ex. Ms Superdude... (and that can be down-right scary!).  but lets also face it, none of you gals has soooooooooooo many "gentlemen callers" as to actually have the demand for 24/7 - or perhaps you do.  But I doubt it.  So, taking everything into account, they keep the cell phone on, and can respond to a gent's needs (assuming there is no client there) on an "as needed" basis.  (After all, there are "all night diners" (Camilla Grill on S Carrollton Ave comes to mind) that are clean and presentable 24/7; course there was that one night after a formal where I found myself in the unisex bath holding some gal's head up outta tha water in the white porcelin throne... but I digress)

LOL, you just outed my old stomping ground! SC was a major growing up area for me, and spent my grad school days there, too. What you just said about the porn star kicking you out, proves my point. She kicked you out to get ready or go to sleep; therefore, not available 24/7. You can be available for one or two days straight without sleeping (rare cases of meth and coke addicts), but eventually, you are not available. You are not available in the shower, on the toilet, or when you are sleeping. "Available to schedule" maybe so, but not ready and waiting in heels and lingerie.  

Lmao, open 24/7.

Facetiousness, Ms Rayne.... Tsss, tsss You have take it as good as you give it.

Here's a hint:

It means that if the provider can answer the phone (not asleep) she will answer and provide service. You can assume there is zero screening. Usually they are at motels like motel-6, daysinn or red roof inn. They think they can screen by having a pimp on the lookout or by peeping at the window to see what your car looks like.  

and her pussy had a funny smell. Just sayin

Good for you and much appreciated. No matter how busy I am, I can answer screening/references in a matter of hours.

Crystal meth LOL.  Or crack.