;););) I Have A Repetitious Question I Would Like To Ask Repeatedly...

Last week while I was preparing to take my monthly bath, in preparation for my weekly visit to my CL posting ATF, a down-on-her-luck astro-physicist who was abused by her evil step-father, who I think I am falling in love with,(but can I really be in love with a woman with fake boobs?) I noticed that the hair on my balls was getting very long and matted from lack of maintenance.  

So I took a double dose of Viagra to get my comically oversized cock erect to make shaving easier.  As I held it to the side by pulling on the piercing that transects the tattooed head of my cock, so I could shave my scrotum with a dull spoon, I accidently cut myself and it made me think.  

Can I get an STD from an unclean spoon while shaving?  And if prostitution were legalized, would my ATF still enjoy her work – with or without the tipping?  Would I still be required to buy my custom order Jumbo XL Magnum Condoms, or would the government supply them for me?  And last, but not least, would I be able to declare the stated gift rate as a tax deduction even if I negotiated a discount because I am such a great lover and give her so many orgasms that she feels she owes me something?

These are important questions and I need some answers.


Oh Yeah...Before I Forget...One Last Thing...what does GFE stand for and what specific services are always included?


Hobbying-101...This is all for you...LOL.





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