She'll be working that night. We'll go out for sushi & sake bombers before her shift. She'll get a little tight, I'll stay sober.  

I'll go to the club around 10 (she starts at 9) the mgmt thinks I'm just a regular and no one knows of our arrangement.

We'll go to VIP, I'll buy her out so she doesn't have to leave. We'll get in the dark. I'll tell her I have a surprise for her but first I was to do something nasty and 'risky' We'll be on the couch, and after a few hot dances she'll stradle me and sit on my lap to talk, so no one will suspect. She'll unzip may pants, move her g-string aside and slip me inside. She sit and slowly grind while we talk. no one will be able to see, even if they sit on the next couch. which they will. No kissing, no hands, nothing to draw suspicion.

We'll laugh, talk, she'll say things to the other girls nearby. We'll joke with the other "couples" all while I'm inside her. It will be a crack up!!

When the DJ spins some metal like WALK, or DU HAST, I'll give her the diamond pennant I bought her, and whisper shit in her ear about how good her pussy tastes, and ask her if she dare try to make me cum in her while we are on the couch.

We'll take the rest as it comes. But something tells me she will be paying out house to leave pretty damn quick. I've already taken the 15th off work.

Sushi Dinner and drinks                     $110
Dancer VIP buyout & house                   $350
White gold diamond heart pennant            $675
All night bareback & stripper's first anal -priceless


HalfHour

Yes, we are tested and exclusive, aint no dumb sumbiches here.

Is your date with the wife or gfe or pse?
All of the above?
None of the above?

My v-day experience will be with a lovely lady I've met once before in about 2 hours.  Going out to get her some chocolates now.

different story.  Sweetest Chocolate in 6 states.  All just for me.  Appetizers, Dinner, and Dessert.  Yummy!!

so you are going to spend valentines day with a farmer, a shepherd and his sheep?

Nothing for wife.  She gave that benefit up when she decided we didn't need sex in our marriage any more.  And that she didn't need to get a job, keep a clean house, cook....  Dayum.  How do I get a gig like that?

Wish I had a GFE to spoil this VDay.  I miss doing that.

A bucolic, moon drenched, triple digit velocity romp around Lake Mathews, and then a pint of barley wine at the local micro-brewery before lazily putt'n home.

adjective Also, bu·col·i·cal.  
1. of or pertaining to shepherds; pastoral.
2. of, pertaining to, or suggesting an idyllic rural life.

With a 163 hp German crotch rocket betwixt my legs.

Going out to dinner with a female friend who doesn't have a beau. We've been doing a "f*ck men" valentines get together for a number of years. I buy her flowers, a card and candy. Awwww.... it's fun and turns that holiday into something really fun rather than depressing and disappointing.

It can be really rough sometimes for single women seeing all those flowers, balloons, cards, candy, etc. the whole valentine's season knowing that you aren't getting any. I still get some from people who know I love that stuff even if there's no special guy in my life, so it's still a fun day for me. But I don't like working on holidays.

I hate Valentines day...just reminds me I can't get a real date...so it's not just single women that it can be hard on.  I do have to say that this year, my hatred of V-day isn't so bad since my special provider helped me out.  Perhaps you should introduce me to your friend