those exact same alpha-chimps like to dress up in tutus and get spanked by the mommy chimps.

Here's mrfisher during a recent bender

and nice guys finish last!

I suspect most of the people on this board are more likely to have a similar genetic make-up of  Bonobos. Bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities:tongue kissing, and oral sex. face-to-face genital sex although a pair of western gorillas has been photographed going 69. They probably learned that from watching tourists lol. Bonobos seem to fuck any time and with anybody. Sounds familiar.LOL