Provider puts up an ad, immediately I am stricken, gorgeous girl, or should I say pics.

Send her your contact info (handle, email, phone and what boards you're active on) then references (name, phone and email), then when you want to see her (date and time). Mix in small talk...and wait for a response.  

...why some hookers don't get back to dopey John's.

Some days I have been known to be quite helpful for posters seriously in need of help. Other days I simply ridicule people for their stupidity.  

I assume that you and your pals were just joking about the cage match with Fancy?

"Hi, are you lying to me?"

Don't forget to ask about Anal, CIM, and BBFS because girls lie about those, but remind her you'll walk.  

Hey Jack and GaGambler, you're right, you can't fix stupid, which is why the two of you continue to chime in. I could go on in on, but I'll just say, it's cold out side, why don't you two join each other in a circle jerk and share a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up. Like that freaking internet warriors.

I'm pretty new to all of this (5 providers, 3 reviews) and even I know better than that...

"So....are you a cop??"

It's so clear that some of you don't read post, merely skim them and hurry to see who's the first to troll.  So please tell me how I am a professional cretin Lopaw? Because not once did I come off aggressive nor disrespectful.  And please tell me how asking if her pictures are of her or someone she stole them from off the internet (because that doesn't happen right) is in any way, shape or form the same as asking for anal, CIm or whatever else?  Sometimes you just gotta sit back question some of you idiots out there who don't think logically and can't comprehend what you read to save your lives.  Join the circle jerk with GaG and Jack.  

By now you know that  approach was lose-lose.

but it would be very entertaining, I can already hear the screams. Her screams of passion and yours of pure terror. Yes, this sounds like fun. Plus I get to book all the action of the event. Sounds like a win win for me. Not so much for you.

what did you expect with that approach?  there's only one other way that conversation could have gone:

The funny thing is, you ask what did I expect?  Oh I don't know, honesty.  I have asked this before and the provider told me, "no they are not my pics because of so and so."  Whether that excuse has been not wanting to reveal her real pics because she is local, or a change in weight, hair or whatever.  Then proceeded to send me her real photos.  As i stated before, it's not so much about looks as it is about honesty.  Heavens forbid a client ask for honestly though right???  

Now you are already crying about the feedback that you aren't man enough to take?

but it's like giving an I Phone to a chimpanzee, a tool is only as good as the person using it.

It's fight with the entire board time!

Wow! Lopaw got invited to a circle jerk I wonder how she's going to do that?

join the boy scouts.  they are brave, reverend, clean and kind, too.

Hi, I'm Mr. Fucking Pain in the Ass.  Would you like to meet with me?

While I usually agree with the likes of GaG and Jack, I'm with davinci in this one.

please don't tell me you would ever ask that question with your very first words to a lady.  

Normally that has not been my first text, but a few times it has, though my text would be more like, "Hi. I saw your ad on BP. You peaked my interest, and I would be interested in setting something up. Your photos are really hot! Are they real? :/)"

1st rule .... GET VERIFIED  
2nd rule ... CONFIRM VERIFICATION
3rd rule  ... Ask politely if she has time to a few questions about.    
                    limits and protcol. (Usually too busy tho)
4th rule  ... Learn to take advice and no for an answer, especially  
                    for #3 (more friends with sugar theory)

referring to Rules 1 and 2 in my "whoa cowboy" reply ... smh

and I would have worded it in a similar way, but that's NOT what the OP did. He worded his very first text in a rather insulting, accusatory manner. I was torn between suggesting he word his introductory text, email in a similar manner to what you suggested or simply ridiculing him for his stupidity. Once I noticed he had over thirty reviews to his credit and was still asking newbie questions on the GD board the evil GaGambler took over and I decided since the OP was too stupid to be helped, I might as well have a bit of fun at his expense and it appears that everybody agreed he's not too bright judging by the other comments made on this thread.

If someone asks a ho if her pictures are real, what do you think she's gonna say?  "Why, no sir, they are complete fakes. I'm ten years older and 50 lbs. heavier than my pics.  Why do you think there are no selfies there?"
Good luck with that.
And it's not like their convo was a long one.  There were only like 3 or 4 replies by her before she went dark. Took around a minute is my guess.  She did want the money, after all.
Did the bad boys need to rip him a new one for it?  Maybe not.  But his OP was at a minimum really naive.

What a lame expression.  I love, love, love mrfisher but cringe when I see him write that.

.....and a jerk in my case would be more like a frantic rub, but it would do.

I have had that asked and have no issue letting them know they are, in fact, me. Never had anyone walk yet so, not an issue for me.

New chicks everyday. We're paying them and if u feel the need to figuratively kiss their asses then ur all stupid. If this one doesn't need my cash then another one will. Live to fuck another day. Shame on all u losers that trashed a peer for posting, whatever it is.

Me: Not meaning to come off rude, gorgeous pics in an area notorious for for ladies stealing pics (bait and switch). Had to ask
Her: My pics are real but you never know until you meet the girl in person

Come on Papi you are smarter than this. Why would you even ask even if they were fake, do you really think she was going to say "Nope, they are not fake that's all me" Come on of course you are going to her nothing back from her. It's the industry you think there are a lot of nuns out there or good souls (not saying there isn't) that are going to say to tell you the truth when it comes to that.