Was about to see a new to me provider for first time tomorrow until she told me that it was that time of month for her again. Told her thanks for screening me and I hope we can meet next time she's available.

How often has this happened to you when trying to see a new provider for the first time? She's been on my radar for year and I know she's worth the wait.

If its not your thing, be happy she was honest and told you. Many providers still see people while on their period. Are you wondering if she was using it as an excuse to get out of the appointment? Could be possible. But at least she told you she couldn't meet. Most women with a brain know when that time of the month will be. I am never surprised.

Would have been the perfect time to ask if she will offer you Greek.

I work less than 10 days a month, so my period week is never an issue to just take off. Like Sidney said, at least she did not try and trick you by shoving a sponge up there, and pretending "it just started" lol. Many providers are guilty of that, which is rather gross.

I have knocked out a few of those sponges. The ladies tries to play it off like there period just came on.

Mother Nature has her own screening method..and i never mess with it..

Episode # 1 - DC guys.. Remember DC-Eden.. Heather, who ran the agency was such a sweetheart. She brought in a girl. We were banging when I reached for the bottom of my dick because I felt something wet. I thought she was cumming. I looked at my hand, and was about to lick it and "Holy Fuck !!!!..... " blood.. I freaked out. She tried to calm down my nerves..  Too bad.. I lost my erection. Went home and bitched about it to Heather. She gave me a discount on next appointment...


Episode # 2 - A Native American provider cancels on me due to Aunt Flo. I was planning on banging her all night long..

Episode # 3 - Half an hour before the appointment I get a text saying that Aunt Flo has shown up, unexpectedly. She said she would make it up to me. I ask her if we could do it in shower, I would not only pay her full donation, but also tip her..I guess I was in mood for kink. This was about 3 yrs after Episode # 1. We had met before, so it was OK to discuss money... She thought for a minute and said OK.  We fucked in the shower, and then shared some hot chocolate...


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but the hits just keep on coming. I would never lie to a guy saying I was not on my period, than let him fk me, much less go down on me.

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and I have offered my tasty Bloody Marys (Exquisitely sweet tomato juice) to clients and they enjoyed the moment.  Don't let Aunt Flo intervene... try it at least once.

It was great. The provider made money when she was just going to go home and I had fun too. It was a win-win.

From my experience most of us know when we are going to be getting a visit from good old mother nature, but that's not always the case as it looks like you just experienced. I've had that happen to me more times than I'd like to count, I know some girls who just offer b&g (blow n go's) for that time, but I'm the type of girl who needs to tap out, have some time to myself, and come back in a few days ready to take on the world.

It's a very valid excuse, if she's been on your radar that long I'd try to schedule as soon as she's able to work again and your able to meet with her. I'd appreciate her honesty as it's always difficult for a girl to be honest and up front about such an unsexy subject. I hate having to announce that, and I've had to cancel appointments that I've had scheduled with other girls because they had their "aunt flo" come and visit unexpectedly as well. We are cursed with that visitor for the majority of our lives, and not only is it an inconvenience for you, but it's an even bigger pain in the ass for us, believe that!!

Hope you can eventually experience what you've been patiently waiting for....and I'm curious to know, if she's been on your radar for a year....why haven't you scheduled with her sooner?

Now,  you've got the right idea.  I had an old girlfriend who got unbelievably horny while Aunt Florida visited.  I had so much fun that I still dream to be with a lady who feels the same way during that time.  I've found one perfect example and had such a time!  You?

Menstruating women not taking any drugs for once year cycle, menstruates every month so, it could happen to anyone during the cycle.

Why are people so dense?

Both with civilian and providers. Generally, a good experience. If she cleans well and then either sticks a diaphragm up there or a tampon (the string can be little annoying LOL!). Can be best relief for cramps and more intense coming for her.

Kudos for her for telling you.  Some providers would use a sponge and never tell you.

Once I saw the string. She fluffed it off, like oh yeh, btw I have my period. Ick.

Last time I was with my ATF, I saw a few small blood stains on the sheets after she left.

Ladies, most/many guys are grossed out by the thought of fucking a woman who has her period. Just be up front about it, especially if you want return business.

I have always been intrigued by the whole cycle of a woman. Not only do I not mind in the least if she's bleeding, it is almost like a deeper level of sacred trust when some lady I KNOW already, allows it!
My ATF, knowing this, gives it to me for my birthday every year, and we leave the room looking like a murder scene.

It was nobodys bizness but mine even if some men thought an escprt saying she's sick most be lying. Whatever

Theres no way I could get away with working during my period (just to heavy), not to mention I'm irregular and have on occasion come on twice in one month. They've been a real nightmare since I started in this industry and I've tried all kinds of contraceptives to stop them, but nothings worked.  I'm currently on the NHS waiting list to have my womb cauterised, so hopefully that'll work, otherwise my only other option is a hysterectomy, and I really don't fancy that.

I cant predict mine, it comes 15 days early some months, i even had a time i didnt get it at all when i was 18 for almost a year. I was also underweight at that time and that may be why. anyhoo. not every one can predict thier cycle. with or with out a brain, depnding on if your trying a new diet or dieting or excercise and stress can be a factor. for me I have gotten it with no pms warning weeks early before.