pre-arteifact of next face that will appear on my radar.  I don't know perhaps he's lawyer, or doing some important things in government... but for some reason i like lawyers, they are so cute, I never had bad lawyer in my life. Perhaps they are obedient so that law in the form of satan come to them in bites them for their balls? I don't know.

Now I am running.

He is the most must have reviewers. And how may we now them girls? Oh.... Girls, open your secrets. how do you go along JackDunphy? For me it seems a little boring. Xo

My Lawyer is not any better looking than I am. I've wanted to ask him quite a few times if he hobbies, because if not I know what kind of woman he can attract IRL. Poor bastard, well not really poor.

Not enough cement lol.  

Professional courtesy...

Agreed on so many levels...one of my favorites is The Devil's Advocate...Hotttt

Two lawyers who'd formed a partnership were taking lunch out one day. Suddenly, one of them stood up from the table, put on his coat and said "I gotta get back to the office.  I just remembered, I left the safe open..."  The other lawyer says "whadaya worried about? We're both here."

A jetliner with 200 attorneys onboard has been hijacked.  The hijackers have told authorities that unless their demands are met, they will release one attorney an hour.

A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead

A young new attorney at the firm and his mentor, a seasoned partner, are walking together when they meet a young hottie on the sidewalk. After they pass the young lawyer says "boy, I'd like to fuck her..."  The older lawyer thinks for a moment and says "outta what?"

when a lawyer is lying?

A: His partners.

They each have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

We all seem to love to poke the profession, but when the stakes are down, whom else are we going to turn to to save our asses?

A newly minted lawyer walked into his home and standing there was the devil himself.

there is a Delta flight that has been over run by terrorists.  Seems they have 100 lawyers on board.

lawyers nine feet deep instead of the customary six ?

Trust me Mr Fisher, when stakes are down, we have no choice! If we could get away without hiring these snakes, we would! #justsayin

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