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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
sophiafun See my TER Reviews 1735 reads
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1 / 22
I am here again, in fearful, longing..

pre-arteifact of next face that will appear on my radar.  I don't know perhaps he's lawyer, or doing some important things in government... but for some reason i like lawyers, they are so cute, I never had bad lawyer in my life. Perhaps they are obedient so that law in the form of satan come to them in bites them for their balls? I don't know.

JackDunphy 600 reads
posted
2 / 22
You know, I was literally walking out the door to go fk my SB when I read your tnread.

Now I am running.

sophiafun See my TER Reviews 384 reads
posted
3 / 22
Of course I need review by JackDunphy..

He is the most must have reviewers. And how may we now them girls? Oh.... Girls, open your secrets. how do you go along JackDunphy? For me it seems a little boring. Xo

2236707 3 Reviews 323 reads
posted
4 / 22
JackD, for your sake I hope you're not a lawyer!


END OF MESSAGE

some-guy 6 Reviews 232 reads
posted
5 / 22
Don't feed his ego too much. His head is already a bit inflated. -eom-


END OF MESSAGE

russbbj 89 Reviews 412 reads
posted
6 / 22
Well they aren't all cute, I guarantee

My Lawyer is not any better looking than I am. I've wanted to ask him quite a few times if he hobbies, because if not I know what kind of woman he can attract IRL. Poor bastard, well not really poor.

rembrnad0284 12 Reviews 357 reads
posted
7 / 22
What do you call 100 lawyers up to their necks in cement?

Not enough cement lol.  

Seriously, some of my best friends are lawyers ;)

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jelloman42 10 Reviews 266 reads
posted
8 / 22
Why won't a shark bite a lawyer?

Professional courtesy...

ilarasantos See my TER Reviews 443 reads
posted
9 / 22
Speed Dating At Lady Justice's Place

Agreed on so many levels...one of my favorites is The Devil's Advocate...Hotttt

Posted By: sophiafun
pre-arteifact of next face that will appear on my radar.  I don't know perhaps he's lawyer, or doing some important things in government... but for some reason i like lawyers, they are so cute, I never had bad lawyer in my life. Perhaps they are obedient so that law in the form of satan come to them in bites them for their balls? I don't know.

bfw 9 Reviews 308 reads
posted
10 / 22
two lawyers are having lunch out

Two lawyers who'd formed a partnership were taking lunch out one day. Suddenly, one of them stood up from the table, put on his coat and said "I gotta get back to the office.  I just remembered, I left the safe open..."  The other lawyer says "whadaya worried about? We're both here."

bfw 9 Reviews 273 reads
posted
11 / 22
lawyers held hostage by hijackers

A jetliner with 200 attorneys onboard has been hijacked.  The hijackers have told authorities that unless their demands are met, they will release one attorney an hour.

impposter 49 Reviews 308 reads
posted
12 / 22
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead

bfw 9 Reviews 350 reads
posted
13 / 22
two lawyers pass a hot chick on the sidewalk

A young new attorney at the firm and his mentor, a seasoned partner, are walking together when they meet a young hottie on the sidewalk. After they pass the young lawyer says "boy, I'd like to fuck her..."  The older lawyer thinks for a moment and says "outta what?"

LasVegan 312 reads
posted
14 / 22
Do you know how you can tell.........

when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

lopaw 29 Reviews 327 reads
posted
15 / 22
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

A: His partners.

dodge55 193 Reviews 283 reads
posted
16 / 22
Re: Q: what does a lawyer have in common with a sperm cell?

They each have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 288 reads
posted
17 / 22
Lawyer jokes are lame....

We all seem to love to poke the profession, but when the stakes are down, whom else are we going to turn to to save our asses?

Besides, of all the professions, lawyers do the most pro bono work of any of them, so give them a break.

Remember, I'm still not a lawyer.

Besides, these jokes are stale, and I know a much better one which I am not going to repeat here unless you twist my arm

mrfisher 115 Reviews 265 reads
posted
18 / 22
OK, since you twisted my arm....

A newly minted lawyer walked into his home and standing there was the devil himself.

The devil said he had a proposition for him:

He would make this new lawyer the most successful trial lawyer of all time.  Not only that, but he would get an appointment to the Supreme Court by his fifties.

But, the devil continued, the cost would be high:  He wanted not only the lawyer's soul, but the souls of all his children and his grandchildren.

"What say ye?"  asked the devil.

The young lawyer thought for a moment and asked:

OK, but what's the catch

LasVegan 241 reads
posted
19 / 22
On the tarmac at JFK.........

there is a Delta flight that has been over run by terrorists.  Seems they have 100 lawyers on board.

When the FBI negotiators communicate with the terrorists and ask their conditions.

They reply;

"If you do not give us $10 million and safe passage to a destination of our choice, every hour on the hour, we will RELEASE one lawyer."

The FBI met the conditions of the terrorists, almost immediately!

LoboGris 3 Reviews 205 reads
posted
20 / 22
why do they bury

lawyers nine feet deep instead of the customary six ?

because deep down, lawyers are really nice people

Dallas_texan 215 reads
posted
21 / 22
Re: Lawyer jokes are lame....

Trust me Mr Fisher, when stakes are down, we have no choice! If we could get away without hiring these snakes, we would! #justsayin

Posted By: mrfisher
We all seem to love to poke the profession, but when the stakes are down, whom else are we going to turn to to save our asses?  
   
 Besides, of all the professions, lawyers do the most pro bono work of any of them, so give them a break.  
   
 Remember, I'm still not a lawyer.  
   
 Besides, these jokes are stale, and I know a much better one which I am not going to repeat here unless you twist my arm.  
   
 

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 178 reads
posted
22 / 22
That one was already told yesterday, higher up in the thread. EOM



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