In the last week, aside from the fact that I was the one paying, I honestly felt like a provider who's hosting an in call.  

So I was doing some constant outcalls for a few days while I was on business trip. In reality, it was both bidness and pleasure. In the morning I'd meet with one or two potential buyer/client. Soon as that was done I'd go take me one of the most massive dumps ever known to man kind.  How do I know this? Because their toilets sometimes get clogged. I'd eat some really good food that is spicy as fuck and then digest that shit.  Talk about relief though. I then go to the sauna / spa. Maybe get a facial or a massage or two. Chill by the pool or something. Steam sauna and or the jacuuzi at the pool are pretty nice. I did that almost every few hours throughout the day.

By early afternoon, my room would be all clean again and ready for my first out call appointment for the day.  I'd make sure I don't look like a fuckin bum and shave, trim, put some clean cloths. I hide my luggage in the closet, keep everything out of site, play some moody appropriate music from my laptop. Bed sheets spotless, clean towels, mouth wash, bath soap, shampoo shower, etc.  I'd then make sure there's extra towel, tissue, clean wine glasses. I pretty much got everything ready and stood near the door before she knocks on the door so that neighbors don't notice much whenever I have a girl over.  

Rinse and repeat for my evening and late evening appointment.  

When there wasn't sufficient time in between appointments, I'd switch out the bed sheets myself or tip house keeping extra dineros to jump on that bed sheet change ASAP.  Tricks of the trade that I learned over the years seeing how providers operate.  And I made sure I had plenty of liquor. But even more surprising: there were a few providers who emptied out a whole entire bottle ALL on their own....... putting my TER handle to shame.  LMAO  My kinda girl.  

How did you feel when you had a bit too many outcalls a day? I guess it depends on the state but where I am from, providers mostly host their own incalls.  A different but fun experience for me.

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Got so drunk last night.  

Demi was hot hot ho

... read a review?

All of that just to let us know that you have a miserable life?

I really don't give a shit what you do or don't do in your hotel room. I am sure others don't care either.  

I am not planning to visit your hotel room just to verify the BS you just posted here.

What really counts is the provider's opinion of your hotel room, not yours or mine.

The Forest Waits
 

Granted I was indeed a bit drunk last night but the whole point was that sometimes down out calls can make you feel like a provider hosting in calls.  

And I am pretty far away from a miserable life.  I just saw pretty much ever hot girl I ever wanted to see in that city and I'm happy as ever.  

But you're too stupid to get the point,  woody wood pecker.  

The dumb tag line waits.

How many guys here fuck even three different women a week, much less in a day? Especially a fucking tree who not only doesn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain, but doesn't even have the ability. lmao

But as to your OP, yes I can relate completely, I don't know why, but I hate to have condom wrappers lying around as evidence that she is not my "first of the day", I have no idea why I do so, as most providers couldn't care less about how many different women I fuck in a day, but for some reason I still try to hide the evidence. Go Figure.

after the first two pops of the day, cumming quickly becomes a problem.  That's the ONLY time I ever want to be JohnnyComesQuickly. LOL  Realistically, how many times can a middle aged guy who likes to drink annd smoke able to cum in a day.  

Sometimes it's nice to have that atmosphere with a hot girl next to me though and squeezing out as many pops isn't what I'm primarily looking for. 2 pops per hour is ideal. 1 pop is still good. Most girls can manage to squeeze out a pop, if not I just yank it myself.

two pops in an hour will be nothing more than wishful thinking, and three or four pops in an entire day will be your goal. Getting old sucks, but it beats the alternative. lol